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Jemma
@cygnus5.bsky.social
· Sep 15
Unsolicited advice. With a side of judgment.
I think I’m a nice person until I hear the things I say when I’m watching HGTV.
December 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I think I’m a nice person until I hear the things I say when I’m watching HGTV.
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Joseph Cornell
December 15, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Joseph Cornell
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me, being mauled by a dog: please make him stop.
the owner of the dog who is mauling me: it’s a she.
the owner of the dog who is mauling me: it’s a she.
December 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
me, being mauled by a dog: please make him stop.
the owner of the dog who is mauling me: it’s a she.
the owner of the dog who is mauling me: it’s a she.
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My ticket plus parking cost $500. I do not want to see a fan pulled up on stage to perform.
December 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
My ticket plus parking cost $500. I do not want to see a fan pulled up on stage to perform.
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i wanna be put in airplane mode
December 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
i wanna be put in airplane mode
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This e-card could have been something meaningful.
December 14, 2025 at 6:02 AM
This e-card could have been something meaningful.
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I’m sorry, it’s just that the last time I saw you, you were a veterinarian.
December 14, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I’m sorry, it’s just that the last time I saw you, you were a veterinarian.
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I have been teaching at Brown University for 16 years, and have considered campus and Providence as one of the safest places I've ever lived in the U.S. Still, it's happened here.
My heart goes out to those students and families as they deal with this. We owe them better.
My heart goes out to those students and families as they deal with this. We owe them better.
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I have been teaching at Brown University for 16 years, and have considered campus and Providence as one of the safest places I've ever lived in the U.S. Still, it's happened here.
My heart goes out to those students and families as they deal with this. We owe them better.
My heart goes out to those students and families as they deal with this. We owe them better.
If you’re bickering over whether a small town in Massachusetts is Airbnb’able, you might be married.
December 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
If you’re bickering over whether a small town in Massachusetts is Airbnb’able, you might be married.
The average woman spends 8 years of her life looking for lost earrings.
December 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The average woman spends 8 years of her life looking for lost earrings.
I would need negative seconds to deliberate in the Brian Walshe case.
December 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I would need negative seconds to deliberate in the Brian Walshe case.
That is one severe middle part and I’m here for it.
December 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
That is one severe middle part and I’m here for it.
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Can't decide if the worst thing about cruises is the white people with corn rows or the mass food poisoning.
December 12, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Can't decide if the worst thing about cruises is the white people with corn rows or the mass food poisoning.
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oh look! a hamster wheel
*jumps on
*jumps on
December 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
oh look! a hamster wheel
*jumps on
*jumps on
Happy Taylor Swift End of an Era Day to those who celebrate
December 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Happy Taylor Swift End of an Era Day to those who celebrate
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you met me at a very depeche mode time in my life
December 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
you met me at a very depeche mode time in my life
Hobbies include watching animal rescue videos and crying.
December 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Hobbies include watching animal rescue videos and crying.
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My uncke Rick passed away this morning.
When he was young Rick worked in the local record shop and had a friend named Brian James, who had a local band name Bastard. Rick played him some US Punk type bands, MC5, Iggy and the stooges, and others. This is before Punk existed.
When he was young Rick worked in the local record shop and had a friend named Brian James, who had a local band name Bastard. Rick played him some US Punk type bands, MC5, Iggy and the stooges, and others. This is before Punk existed.
December 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
My uncke Rick passed away this morning.
When he was young Rick worked in the local record shop and had a friend named Brian James, who had a local band name Bastard. Rick played him some US Punk type bands, MC5, Iggy and the stooges, and others. This is before Punk existed.
When he was young Rick worked in the local record shop and had a friend named Brian James, who had a local band name Bastard. Rick played him some US Punk type bands, MC5, Iggy and the stooges, and others. This is before Punk existed.
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Had a nice chat with the guy cashing me out at our local hardware store. We talked about the Pats, screen repair, and the gimp chained to a radiator down in the basement
December 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Had a nice chat with the guy cashing me out at our local hardware store. We talked about the Pats, screen repair, and the gimp chained to a radiator down in the basement
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Closing all my open browser tabs would fix me
December 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Closing all my open browser tabs would fix me
Oh my God, these cookies are terrible.
*eats 3 more*
*eats 3 more*
December 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Oh my God, these cookies are terrible.
*eats 3 more*
*eats 3 more*
This haircut looks like I’ll be wearing scarves for the next 3-6 months
December 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This haircut looks like I’ll be wearing scarves for the next 3-6 months
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Hey I just mashed you
and this is gravy
and this is gravy
December 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Hey I just mashed you
and this is gravy
and this is gravy
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We all have that one miserable friend and I’m it.
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
We all have that one miserable friend and I’m it.