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That squirrel guy from Twitter

@eddytheaxe.bsky.social

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Artist, author, metal worker, magician, freelance media guy, cat dad. Sometimes I just start writing things.. In Brighton England https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:llsdng4gro2jvpbtd65wjpfy/feed/aaakhuq4ly2dy

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · Jun 5

She had no idea. youtu.be/e3LuKVkKTVE

(Underwater camera cases arent great for sound, so put the closed captions up)

finding treasure

YouTube video by Eddy the Axe

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 5h

I dunno how true it is but I sae the other day that hes playing Skelletor in the new He-man movie.

That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 6h

Murple says hi

Flat faced cream loaf exotic short hair cat Murple meowface wearing his red and blue super hero costume

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 9h

I think thats a caiman

That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 1d

I dunno if they ever showed him open a letter

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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 2d

Boys at the bath house

Pet rats hanging out in their playpen with a plastic pool of water and frozen corn kernels

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 2d

So what was the point of them giving him that huge sword?! Why would you write that in?

That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 2d

It just occurred to me that He-man would pull out his sword and yell "by the power of grey skull." to transform from prince Adam into He-man but he never used it beyond that. He never stabbed or slashed anyone. I looked it up he was designed to be non violent so wasnt allowed to use his sword at all

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 3d

Grover.

a blue sesame street character is holding a hamburger

Alt: Grover eats a hamburger

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 3d

Yet as a 36 year old man when my cousin, who at the time was working for the nhs diagnosing autism, casually said, yeah most of our family are very Autistic. you know You have it right? I was surprised.

That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 3d

As a small child something I would often do for no reason, was cover peoples faces with my blanket and bite their nose really hard. I drew blood on several occassions. Then Id refuse to appologies and go hide in the filing cabinet in my room.
Id sometimes spend most of the day in that cabinet..

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 4d

The last execution by guillotine in france happen in September 1977, so you couldve watched a man have his head cut off then go watch starwars at the cinema.

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Charlie Dog! @charlietotherescue.bsky.social · 4d

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In Baltimore City, MD: Sweet Senior Kitty Needs a Healing Home - Baltimore, MD

Chibi Moon - 7 years old, female, 6lbs

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 5d

I suggested we hire ted danson to appear at our wedding and pretend to be a priest, but my wife didnt get the refrence having never seen the movies, we attempted to watch three men and a baby but the sound of a baby crying through most of the movie was just too much for us and we switched it off.

That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 5d

Dont try too hard, youll only wear yourself out needlessly, if youre not ready youre not ready, it cant be rushed. If you can afford to take time off then do it, if not then be prepared to say Im sorry Im struggling with grief right now, and know that people will understand.
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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 5d

Dont worry, I just did.

That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 5d

One of the Mumma squigs at the park today.

That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 5d

Sitting in the cafe in the park, the kids have just gotten out of school and are pouring through.
Kids are fucking awful.

That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 5d

Less of a creep probably too

That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 5d

In the same place at the same time?! I kind of assumed meryl streep was just a character glenn close played when she was bored

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 7d

Thats pretty big.
Eh Ive seen bigger, Id say thats maybe the third largest Ive seen, third or fourth its hard to tell when its so far away.

That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 7d

Its 5am and I gotta be up early tomorrow for a magic convention.
G'night

That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 7d

A little silicone lube in the hinges every couple of months should make it last, once you know its an issue and can head it off.

That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 7d

They probably designed it to fail once its old enough to be out of warenty so you gotta pay out for a new one.

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 7d

My mum had tgat same issue with hers, the hinges are not good. Is it under warenty?

That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 8d

I like the spooky vibe October brings, but I dont like the cold and damp. I suggest moving october to summer. And then getting rid of winter all together.