Mary
@anniemumary.bsky.social
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Mary
@anniemumary.bsky.social
· Mar 3
My Oscar would be for my performance in I’m Good. How Are You?
My Thanksgiving shirt?
Off-white with burgundy stripes.
My mom’s Thanksgiving table napkins?
Off-white with burgundy stripes.
Off-white with burgundy stripes.
My mom’s Thanksgiving table napkins?
Off-white with burgundy stripes.
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
My Thanksgiving shirt?
Off-white with burgundy stripes.
My mom’s Thanksgiving table napkins?
Off-white with burgundy stripes.
Off-white with burgundy stripes.
My mom’s Thanksgiving table napkins?
Off-white with burgundy stripes.
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Okay who wants a sandwich.
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Okay who wants a sandwich.
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i almost never understand what any of you are saying
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
i almost never understand what any of you are saying
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trying this new thing where i'm vivacious
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
trying this new thing where i'm vivacious
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Shut up and chew your multivitamin, Kevin.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Shut up and chew your multivitamin, Kevin.
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I like Black Friday because today at the local grocery I picked up a dagwood sandwich and a bag of frozen shrimp for what I consider a pretty fair price
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I like Black Friday because today at the local grocery I picked up a dagwood sandwich and a bag of frozen shrimp for what I consider a pretty fair price
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Possibly just me but I think I shouldn't have to Accept Cookies every single visit
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Possibly just me but I think I shouldn't have to Accept Cookies every single visit
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Me: (after eating 8 fun size Snickers) omg this IS fun
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Me: (after eating 8 fun size Snickers) omg this IS fun
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grocery stores filled with absolute amateurs* tonight
*including me, just for being here
*including me, just for being here
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
grocery stores filled with absolute amateurs* tonight
*including me, just for being here
*including me, just for being here
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it was the night before thanksgiving
and all through the crib
my stomach was upset
because i ate a mcrib
and all through the crib
my stomach was upset
because i ate a mcrib
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
it was the night before thanksgiving
and all through the crib
my stomach was upset
because i ate a mcrib
and all through the crib
my stomach was upset
because i ate a mcrib
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is there a mister beautiful screaming lady
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
is there a mister beautiful screaming lady
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My work friend gave me some cans of wet food that her cats didn't like, so when I come home and start pulling a bunch of cans of food out of my pockets my cats will probably think I've turned to a life of crime
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
My work friend gave me some cans of wet food that her cats didn't like, so when I come home and start pulling a bunch of cans of food out of my pockets my cats will probably think I've turned to a life of crime
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My parents would have been pissed if I chopped down a cherry tree.
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
My parents would have been pissed if I chopped down a cherry tree.
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“Sometimes it feels like I’m wearing a hat when I’m not” will be the title of my autobiography.
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“Sometimes it feels like I’m wearing a hat when I’m not” will be the title of my autobiography.
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I always try and be stern with people on the back of a boat.
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I always try and be stern with people on the back of a boat.
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the names bond. gold bond.
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
the names bond. gold bond.
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once again we are at that very special time of year where i do not attend any work christmas functions
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
once again we are at that very special time of year where i do not attend any work christmas functions
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I banged my head on a hanging lamp, and now I'm in the temporary-amnesia episode.
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I banged my head on a hanging lamp, and now I'm in the temporary-amnesia episode.
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Oh ha ha sorry, I forgot you existed
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Oh ha ha sorry, I forgot you existed
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I’m like if a ramblin’ man stayed home
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’m like if a ramblin’ man stayed home
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If you think you're in love with me you should know I chew gum in my sleep.
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If you think you're in love with me you should know I chew gum in my sleep.
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This is it. This is the year I perfect my signature cocktail: the eggtini.
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This is it. This is the year I perfect my signature cocktail: the eggtini.
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Feeling worse now, I yell, "Okay, let's do it."
Che runs back, dives in my lap, and hugs me, thanking me and kissing me for relenting.
She is absolutely delighted that Hospice is coming to our house today!
Read more at micheal-elliott.blogspot.com/2025/11/hosp...
And gofund.me/ffda4f4b
Che runs back, dives in my lap, and hugs me, thanking me and kissing me for relenting.
She is absolutely delighted that Hospice is coming to our house today!
Read more at micheal-elliott.blogspot.com/2025/11/hosp...
And gofund.me/ffda4f4b
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Feeling worse now, I yell, "Okay, let's do it."
Che runs back, dives in my lap, and hugs me, thanking me and kissing me for relenting.
She is absolutely delighted that Hospice is coming to our house today!
Read more at micheal-elliott.blogspot.com/2025/11/hosp...
And gofund.me/ffda4f4b
Che runs back, dives in my lap, and hugs me, thanking me and kissing me for relenting.
She is absolutely delighted that Hospice is coming to our house today!
Read more at micheal-elliott.blogspot.com/2025/11/hosp...
And gofund.me/ffda4f4b
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Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter Didn’t Thaw the Turkey
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter Didn’t Thaw the Turkey