Micheal Maybe
@revatlarge.bsky.social
Ordained Beach Bum with lots of cancers, living the dream with my wife, our revolutionary 8 yr old daughter + a clingy Dalmatian.
A highlight of my Thanksgiving was my 89 yr old Mom coming by to ask me for tips on living longer.
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
A highlight of my Thanksgiving was my 89 yr old Mom coming by to ask me for tips on living longer.
"Dad, where will you be in 2027," Che asks.
I look at her.
"Dead," I answer.
"Oh," she says, crawling in my lap in my lap.
"It's a girls trip anyway," she explains.
"You won't miss me at all" I say, bugging her tight.
I walk outside to smoke a bowl and drink wine.
I look at her.
"Dead," I answer.
"Oh," she says, crawling in my lap in my lap.
"It's a girls trip anyway," she explains.
"You won't miss me at all" I say, bugging her tight.
I walk outside to smoke a bowl and drink wine.
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 AM
"Dad, where will you be in 2027," Che asks.
I look at her.
"Dead," I answer.
"Oh," she says, crawling in my lap in my lap.
"It's a girls trip anyway," she explains.
"You won't miss me at all" I say, bugging her tight.
I walk outside to smoke a bowl and drink wine.
I look at her.
"Dead," I answer.
"Oh," she says, crawling in my lap in my lap.
"It's a girls trip anyway," she explains.
"You won't miss me at all" I say, bugging her tight.
I walk outside to smoke a bowl and drink wine.
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I see you're “proudly” patriotic? Well done for being born in a country
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I see you're “proudly” patriotic? Well done for being born in a country
Feeling worse now, I yell, "Okay, let's do it."
Che runs back, dives in my lap, and hugs me, thanking me and kissing me for relenting.
She is absolutely delighted that Hospice is coming to our house today!
Read more at micheal-elliott.blogspot.com/2025/11/hosp...
And gofund.me/ffda4f4b
Che runs back, dives in my lap, and hugs me, thanking me and kissing me for relenting.
She is absolutely delighted that Hospice is coming to our house today!
Read more at micheal-elliott.blogspot.com/2025/11/hosp...
And gofund.me/ffda4f4b
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Feeling worse now, I yell, "Okay, let's do it."
Che runs back, dives in my lap, and hugs me, thanking me and kissing me for relenting.
She is absolutely delighted that Hospice is coming to our house today!
Read more at micheal-elliott.blogspot.com/2025/11/hosp...
And gofund.me/ffda4f4b
Che runs back, dives in my lap, and hugs me, thanking me and kissing me for relenting.
She is absolutely delighted that Hospice is coming to our house today!
Read more at micheal-elliott.blogspot.com/2025/11/hosp...
And gofund.me/ffda4f4b
Uh-oh!
Hospice sent me flowers.
This can't be good.
Hospice sent me flowers.
This can't be good.
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Uh-oh!
Hospice sent me flowers.
This can't be good.
Hospice sent me flowers.
This can't be good.
Che (9) is incredibly excited Hospice offers Music Therapy.
Initially I said, "Not today," but then she got sad so I relented and said, "Okay."
Che's hugging me now, absolutely delighted that Hospice is coming to our house.
Initially I said, "Not today," but then she got sad so I relented and said, "Okay."
Che's hugging me now, absolutely delighted that Hospice is coming to our house.
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Che (9) is incredibly excited Hospice offers Music Therapy.
Initially I said, "Not today," but then she got sad so I relented and said, "Okay."
Che's hugging me now, absolutely delighted that Hospice is coming to our house.
Initially I said, "Not today," but then she got sad so I relented and said, "Okay."
Che's hugging me now, absolutely delighted that Hospice is coming to our house.
Of all of the books I've read, analyzed, studied and incorporated into my belief systems, the one that prepared me most for dying is "The Lord of the Rings."
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Of all of the books I've read, analyzed, studied and incorporated into my belief systems, the one that prepared me most for dying is "The Lord of the Rings."
If it's not enough incorporating Hospice into our daily lives, we have a new medical emergency in our house.
Read more at micheal-elliott.blogspot.com/2025/11/a-fa...
Please check out gofund.me/ffda4f4b
Read more at micheal-elliott.blogspot.com/2025/11/a-fa...
Please check out gofund.me/ffda4f4b
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 PM
If it's not enough incorporating Hospice into our daily lives, we have a new medical emergency in our house.
Read more at micheal-elliott.blogspot.com/2025/11/a-fa...
Please check out gofund.me/ffda4f4b
Read more at micheal-elliott.blogspot.com/2025/11/a-fa...
Please check out gofund.me/ffda4f4b
I walked into an exorcism alone and ended up finding myself.
November 21, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I walked into an exorcism alone and ended up finding myself.
Dignitaries visited the poor, run down inner city Church I inexplicably pastored, and we painted it to be at our best.
Actually we only painted 3 walls of the sanctuary.
On the last, in red paint, we painted, "JESUS SHAVES!"
No dignitaries ever returned.
Actually we only painted 3 walls of the sanctuary.
On the last, in red paint, we painted, "JESUS SHAVES!"
No dignitaries ever returned.
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Dignitaries visited the poor, run down inner city Church I inexplicably pastored, and we painted it to be at our best.
Actually we only painted 3 walls of the sanctuary.
On the last, in red paint, we painted, "JESUS SHAVES!"
No dignitaries ever returned.
Actually we only painted 3 walls of the sanctuary.
On the last, in red paint, we painted, "JESUS SHAVES!"
No dignitaries ever returned.
Looking back over my life, this is exactly who I should be.
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Looking back over my life, this is exactly who I should be.
To break out of today's cancer oppression I drank 2 German beers, ate a handful of ruffles, smoked a bowl and somehow made it outside in to the hammock, where I'm receiving a transfusion of vitamin D.
Self medicating at its finest.
Self medicating at its finest.
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
To break out of today's cancer oppression I drank 2 German beers, ate a handful of ruffles, smoked a bowl and somehow made it outside in to the hammock, where I'm receiving a transfusion of vitamin D.
Self medicating at its finest.
Self medicating at its finest.
You know what helps when I'm really hurting?
OxyCondone plus a bowl of Weed and, in the afternoons, red wine.
Modifications were self made to my Hospice Care Plan.
OxyCondone plus a bowl of Weed and, in the afternoons, red wine.
Modifications were self made to my Hospice Care Plan.
November 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
You know what helps when I'm really hurting?
OxyCondone plus a bowl of Weed and, in the afternoons, red wine.
Modifications were self made to my Hospice Care Plan.
OxyCondone plus a bowl of Weed and, in the afternoons, red wine.
Modifications were self made to my Hospice Care Plan.
My wedding run kept sliding off my finger so we replaced it with Best Friend Mood Rings so we can always tell how we doing.
November 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My wedding run kept sliding off my finger so we replaced it with Best Friend Mood Rings so we can always tell how we doing.
My biggest fear isn't dying.
It's that I stop trying.
It's that I stop trying.
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My biggest fear isn't dying.
It's that I stop trying.
It's that I stop trying.
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I declined to have my sandwich “Mike’s Way.” Fear rippled through the franchise.
November 14, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I declined to have my sandwich “Mike’s Way.” Fear rippled through the franchise.
I'm a Hospice Patient now.
This is what it looks like on the inside.
Read more at micheal-elliott.blogspot.com/2025/11/im-hos…
The whole story is at gofund.me/ffda4f4b
This is what it looks like on the inside.
Read more at micheal-elliott.blogspot.com/2025/11/im-hos…
The whole story is at gofund.me/ffda4f4b
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I'm a Hospice Patient now.
This is what it looks like on the inside.
Read more at micheal-elliott.blogspot.com/2025/11/im-hos…
The whole story is at gofund.me/ffda4f4b
This is what it looks like on the inside.
Read more at micheal-elliott.blogspot.com/2025/11/im-hos…
The whole story is at gofund.me/ffda4f4b
I've just been completely overwhelmed with an unexpected burst of pure, unadulterated love, that's left me happily sobbing on the floor, thanking God and anyone else who'll listen.
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I've just been completely overwhelmed with an unexpected burst of pure, unadulterated love, that's left me happily sobbing on the floor, thanking God and anyone else who'll listen.
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Now my critics are complaining my plans to take a break from social media don’t go far enough
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Now my critics are complaining my plans to take a break from social media don’t go far enough
Currently, I have the largest diversity of drugs scattered around the house than I've ever had before.
Thank you Hospice.
Thank you Hospice.
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Currently, I have the largest diversity of drugs scattered around the house than I've ever had before.
Thank you Hospice.
Thank you Hospice.
When word gets out that you've enrolled in Hospice, it's great!
Lots of people call and write offering to do whatever you may need ... drive, clean, cook, read, pray or run to the liquor store.
NOW IS NOT the time to timid.
ASK and ask often.
Do not fuck this up.
Lots of people call and write offering to do whatever you may need ... drive, clean, cook, read, pray or run to the liquor store.
NOW IS NOT the time to timid.
ASK and ask often.
Do not fuck this up.
November 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
When word gets out that you've enrolled in Hospice, it's great!
Lots of people call and write offering to do whatever you may need ... drive, clean, cook, read, pray or run to the liquor store.
NOW IS NOT the time to timid.
ASK and ask often.
Do not fuck this up.
Lots of people call and write offering to do whatever you may need ... drive, clean, cook, read, pray or run to the liquor store.
NOW IS NOT the time to timid.
ASK and ask often.
Do not fuck this up.
Once a tiny Congressman from California told me that I'm not a real clergyman, I don't know anything about Art and that I'm welcome to leave his hearing.
Not a lot of people have this happen to them, but I did, standing there in that Congressional hearing.
Not a lot of people have this happen to them, but I did, standing there in that Congressional hearing.
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Once a tiny Congressman from California told me that I'm not a real clergyman, I don't know anything about Art and that I'm welcome to leave his hearing.
Not a lot of people have this happen to them, but I did, standing there in that Congressional hearing.
Not a lot of people have this happen to them, but I did, standing there in that Congressional hearing.
After 2 yrs of no medicine, other than Weed and Red Wine, my body is going into a pleasant shock with these new Hospice drugs.
November 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
After 2 yrs of no medicine, other than Weed and Red Wine, my body is going into a pleasant shock with these new Hospice drugs.
It's tough coming to terms with my getaway destination is the bathroom.
November 6, 2025 at 10:11 AM
It's tough coming to terms with my getaway destination is the bathroom.
"How much Red Wine to you drink every day?" the Hospice Nurse asks.
"3 glasses," I reply.
"That's all," she exclaims?
"How much Weed to you smoke?
"As much as I want."
"I am impressed!"
"3 glasses," I reply.
"That's all," she exclaims?
"How much Weed to you smoke?
"As much as I want."
"I am impressed!"
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"How much Red Wine to you drink every day?" the Hospice Nurse asks.
"3 glasses," I reply.
"That's all," she exclaims?
"How much Weed to you smoke?
"As much as I want."
"I am impressed!"
"3 glasses," I reply.
"That's all," she exclaims?
"How much Weed to you smoke?
"As much as I want."
"I am impressed!"