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· Dec 12
Band names.
Do not steal my band names. I'm on drums, if you can shut up I'll let you play bass.
Do not steal my band names. I'm on drums, if you can shut up I'll let you play bass.
Who wants to spend Christmas in Frankenmuth with me? Chad's paying.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Who wants to spend Christmas in Frankenmuth with me? Chad's paying.
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The winter coat on my legs is growing in nicely
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The winter coat on my legs is growing in nicely
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my house is like Willy Wonka. Lick the dust on the wall, tastes just like dust
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
my house is like Willy Wonka. Lick the dust on the wall, tastes just like dust
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Find Out What Happens When You Don’t Pay Back Your Gambling Debts, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Find Out What Happens When You Don’t Pay Back Your Gambling Debts, Charlie Brown
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Real quick: if enough of us pull apart the wishbone on Thursday and make the same wish with all of our hearts, do you think it will come true?
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Real quick: if enough of us pull apart the wishbone on Thursday and make the same wish with all of our hearts, do you think it will come true?
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the card reader whispering ‘insert… remove…’ like okay calm down, we’re in public
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
the card reader whispering ‘insert… remove…’ like okay calm down, we’re in public
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When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back. Tentatively approaching, you shyly smile. The abyss swallows you whole
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back. Tentatively approaching, you shyly smile. The abyss swallows you whole
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Prairie dogs are just dogs that churn their own butter.
May 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Prairie dogs are just dogs that churn their own butter.
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i hope everyone who saves my posts uses them to help calm things down at the thanksgiving table
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i hope everyone who saves my posts uses them to help calm things down at the thanksgiving table
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Contrary to its name, the Emperor Penguin holds no real power.
That is reserved for the Prime Minister Penguin.
That is reserved for the Prime Minister Penguin.
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Contrary to its name, the Emperor Penguin holds no real power.
That is reserved for the Prime Minister Penguin.
That is reserved for the Prime Minister Penguin.
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Hello and welcome to Assumptions Club. I think we all know why we’re here.
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Hello and welcome to Assumptions Club. I think we all know why we’re here.
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getting an earlier start to the day means there’s more time to focus on vengeance
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
getting an earlier start to the day means there’s more time to focus on vengeance
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Today, I bought a baguette from the boulangerie that came in third in Paris' 2025 Baguette Contest because it's important to support losers. 🥖
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Today, I bought a baguette from the boulangerie that came in third in Paris' 2025 Baguette Contest because it's important to support losers. 🥖
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My mother used to say, she used to say; "WHAT?"
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My mother used to say, she used to say; "WHAT?"
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YOU MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
YOU MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.
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My heart has tongue and groove paneling.
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
My heart has tongue and groove paneling.
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hate it when products are "mystery flavour." That's raspberry. That's not a mystery. It's a common fruit. Make a lollipop that tastes like the brief glimmer of pity that flashed across her face the last time I saw her. That's what haunts me. That's a mystery.
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
hate it when products are "mystery flavour." That's raspberry. That's not a mystery. It's a common fruit. Make a lollipop that tastes like the brief glimmer of pity that flashed across her face the last time I saw her. That's what haunts me. That's a mystery.
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So, “Captain” Crunch, not only do you threaten the integrity of my perfect soft palate, but also your medals clearly have been drawn onto your uniform
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
So, “Captain” Crunch, not only do you threaten the integrity of my perfect soft palate, but also your medals clearly have been drawn onto your uniform
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Costco never really plays up its sexy image
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Costco never really plays up its sexy image
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Harry Feigner
United States, Census, 1940
United States, Census, 1940
a black and white photo of a person walking through the snow in a forest .
ALT: a black and white photo of a person walking through the snow in a forest .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Harry Feigner
United States, Census, 1940
United States, Census, 1940
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You know what lord, I am ready to be lead into temptation actually
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
You know what lord, I am ready to be lead into temptation actually
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DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.
Nachos
Friend
Sex
This is probably the wrong order.
Friend
Sex
This is probably the wrong order.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Test
Money
Crab 😆
Test
Money
Crab 😆
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Nachos
Friend
Sex
This is probably the wrong order.
Friend
Sex
This is probably the wrong order.
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Those chunks aren’t gonna blow themselves.
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Those chunks aren’t gonna blow themselves.