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Band names.
Do not steal my band names. I'm on drums, if you can shut up I'll let you play bass.
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Some of you think you still have time; I thought the same when I was your age.
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Those circumstances are extenuating as fuck.
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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who wants to hang out in our dreams tonight
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Hope as a character flaw.
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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I'm digging your vibe a nice little burrow
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Eating a powdered sugar donut over the sink like a lady
October 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Why do all the inkblots look like sexy clowns
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
In a mere 30 hours I'll be in the thick of what I've been training for 52 long years:

Drunk live skeeting the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade 🫡 🦃 🍸
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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BATTLE AWAITS. TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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Skyrockets in flight, shitposting delight
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Guys can teeth shrink? I’ve only ever had what can be described as a gaping maw and I just looked in the mirror and they seem smaller and also Gary Busey is here and he thinks so too.
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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forever chemicals or i don’t want it
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Honestly, I’d be a little worried if the existential dread just wasn’t there all of a sudden.
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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I want to mention the plot holes in my earlier post: Dr. Smiley, 1st introduced in Act 1, shows up in Act 3 with an entirely different backstory. Also, the penguin featured in the denouement could not have been driving the bus while it was also in the confessional with Fr. Theo across town. Sorry!
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Hey. Why you isn't sleeping? Because you're up listening to Angel Olsen and eating a ham sammich?

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Hi-Five
YouTube video by Angel Olsen - Topic
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November 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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When I was a kid they promised us a future with amazing tote bags made of space age materials to carry our 8-track tapes in. Still waiting. 😏
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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please nestle me between your buttercream pumpkins
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Gary rolled and stacked pumpkins against the doors and windows hoping to keep the flood of Christmas decorations out for just 2 more days.
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Shower thoughts:

Can you clone someone by their ear wax?
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Thanksgiving should have more of a disco theme.
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Our Mother, who art in Dollywood, hallowed be thy name.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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if your family is gonna celebrate thanksgiving, at least do it the proper way and have hot dogs like jesus did.
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Let’s get petty
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Somedays the imparted wisdom just ain't parting
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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I like foods
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM