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Do not steal my band names. I'm on drums, if you can shut up I'll let you play bass.
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*asking my psychiatrist to "give me something that will make me do this"*
January 31, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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what's the part of adulthood where you get emotional because the avocado you bought is perfectly ripe
January 31, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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Betweent frequencies of light and dark.
#Photography
January 31, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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Tonight! On our casino floor! Gambling!
January 31, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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big milestone today. played catch with my son for the first time.

(he has learned that chicken nuggets can be thrown).
January 31, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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if you ever see me on a horse just know me and the horse have no idea how I got there
January 31, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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Waiting on the icy gates of hell to let loose its horde of porcelain precipitous death upon us. And this avian harbinger of frigid fate staring and waiting to pick through my frozen bones. Otherwise, trying to keep a positive attitude.
January 31, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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With over 2000 merchants spread over 17 acres, the browsing is overwhelming. One store would have several hundred antique, gold mirrors, AND SO WOULD THE NEXT ONE! And the one across from it. This is one of the shorter aisles, one of three in this building. It's one of the smaller markets.
January 31, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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Niece missing. Jumped out a 2nd story window so someone she met on the internet could pick her up sometime between midnight and 3am. She doesn’t have a phone.

If you or someone you know picked her up in the middle of the night, she’s an autistic minor who probably said she was 18.

BRING HER BACK.
January 31, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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can someone tell the Kool-Aid Man that it’s not “oh yeah” right now, it’s actually extremely “oh no” atm
January 30, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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Death sits in a corner at a Starbucks and tastes a pumpkin spice latte for the first time. “It’s actually quite good,” he muses to himself. The name written on his cup says “Derp”.
January 31, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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there's an old man at the gym working out in boxer shorts a ribbed white tank top undershirt and black socks pulled up nearly to his knees and i have finally decided what i want to be when i grow up
January 31, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Please remember Joe P is the kind of dude who stops to have a photo with this weird day-glow lady in a wheelchair and still be wearing the same tank two days later in a different city probably not because it still smells like me. At all.
WHOLE ALBUM OUT TODAY!!
Don't Wanna Love U - Stripped
YouTube video by Joe P - Topic
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January 31, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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YOU MUST DO YOUR STRETCHES TO HAVE STRENGTH TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.
January 31, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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In need of art. Post more please.

Current state of *gestures to everything* is getting me down. Let's share more and more of humans being creative.
January 31, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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kids, not to get too divisive here but i don’t want a bunch of degenerates running every aspect of life on this planet
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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doing the loudest sigh you've ever heard and when you ask what's wrong i say "nothing, it's fine". and it is fine, can't a bitch even sigh anymore?
January 31, 2026 at 9:11 AM
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Was wondering how long it had been since Bob Wehadababyitsaboy. Kid could have a bachelor's degree by now.
January 30, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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Buy someone a brooch… it will make them happy
January 29, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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Every time I see two blue jays in the yard they act like they know each other and the breakup was bad.
January 28, 2026 at 12:54 PM
(scrolling)

(looking around)

(BECOMING INCREASINGLY CONCERNED THAT THERE WERE TWO NEW QUESTIONS ADDED TO MY PHYSICAL THERAPY ASSESSMENT LAST WEEK ABOUT BEING ABLE TO RUN FAST/RUN FAST IN A ZIGZAG PATTERN)
January 31, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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One day I'll probably look up from my phone and realize my kids put me in a nursing home.
January 31, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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I love mornings. I just don’t want to meet them in person.
January 30, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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To “brandish” a weapon means to hold it more or less like Brandon.
January 31, 2026 at 6:03 AM
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hit us up if you are an olympic skater, our entire catalog is available
I’m getting word that there are skaters having to fight music rights battles right now just days before the Olympics. We know Lauriault/le Gac has already made the decision to change their RD. Don’t be surprised if we get some other program changes in Milan
January 31, 2026 at 2:11 PM