Scott with Silent T
@silenttscott.bsky.social
The first t is silent in Scott. In my profile pic, I’m staring into a box of mini-cupcakes, but receiving no comfort. Trying to inspire. Content creator. Blogger. Coffee shop journaling champion. (Mid-Atlantic region) Hikes with dogs.
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I know I wasn’t the father you deserved, but whether you knew it or not, I was at every one of your mime recitals silently cheering.
If I gave you this gummy bouquet for Valentines Day, would you immediately put me in the friend zone? I think that’s fair.
February 14, 2026 at 6:48 PM
If I gave you this gummy bouquet for Valentines Day, would you immediately put me in the friend zone? I think that’s fair.
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Proud to announce that our new internet will make your computer 100% compatible with all 1990s VCR Boardgames.
February 14, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Proud to announce that our new internet will make your computer 100% compatible with all 1990s VCR Boardgames.
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Paddling a wet river, Confucius was heard lamenting, “the purpose of a sequel is to strengthen the original, and also kick its ass!!!!!!” (He also said invest in the Sequel to the Internet before you miss out)
February 13, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Paddling a wet river, Confucius was heard lamenting, “the purpose of a sequel is to strengthen the original, and also kick its ass!!!!!!” (He also said invest in the Sequel to the Internet before you miss out)
How about a thought exercise where you actually think for once.
February 13, 2026 at 8:10 PM
How about a thought exercise where you actually think for once.
Well, I got to find out what the drunk trampoline police is today. Just a misunderstanding in my neighbor’s yard. I puked on the trampoline, big deal. Drunk trampoline police🤷🏻♂️ What a dumb career. What kid says, I want to be a drunk trampoline police when I grow up?
February 13, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Well, I got to find out what the drunk trampoline police is today. Just a misunderstanding in my neighbor’s yard. I puked on the trampoline, big deal. Drunk trampoline police🤷🏻♂️ What a dumb career. What kid says, I want to be a drunk trampoline police when I grow up?
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Too often work gets in the way of the important stuff like not working.
February 12, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Too often work gets in the way of the important stuff like not working.
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Tired of an internet that won’t let you steal music. Forget that. The internet 2 lets you download as many free tunes as you want. Our server holds millions of songs. Right now only Filter’s “Hey Man, Nice Shot.” Download it as much as you want. More to come!
February 12, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Tired of an internet that won’t let you steal music. Forget that. The internet 2 lets you download as many free tunes as you want. Our server holds millions of songs. Right now only Filter’s “Hey Man, Nice Shot.” Download it as much as you want. More to come!
Sad. I’ve never watched an episode of Dawson’s Creek or any of the Dawson’s Creek movies. I don’t even know who was the vampire and who was the werewolf.
February 12, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Sad. I’ve never watched an episode of Dawson’s Creek or any of the Dawson’s Creek movies. I don’t even know who was the vampire and who was the werewolf.
Breakfast pizza for dinner is what rich people do. Nice peppery white sausage gravy. Crust flaky but a bit bland. Small even for a personal pan. Could use a bit more meat. But a nice change of pace for Wednesday frozen pizza night.
February 12, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Breakfast pizza for dinner is what rich people do. Nice peppery white sausage gravy. Crust flaky but a bit bland. Small even for a personal pan. Could use a bit more meat. But a nice change of pace for Wednesday frozen pizza night.
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Our refurbished internet will introduce all new Care Bears you hadn’t even imagined. Like Verklempt Bear. Not sure what image will be on the shirt yet.
February 11, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Our refurbished internet will introduce all new Care Bears you hadn’t even imagined. Like Verklempt Bear. Not sure what image will be on the shirt yet.
Asked the lady on the Chex Mix customer service line if they’d make a bag that just had the little Chex pieces in it. She asks me, “isn’t that just a box of cereal?” Now I’m trying to get her fired.
February 11, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Asked the lady on the Chex Mix customer service line if they’d make a bag that just had the little Chex pieces in it. She asks me, “isn’t that just a box of cereal?” Now I’m trying to get her fired.
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It’s Janice’s birthday on Thursday. Should we get her a cake? Would a loaf work? To save money? Building a new internet is expensive.
February 10, 2026 at 3:09 AM
It’s Janice’s birthday on Thursday. Should we get her a cake? Would a loaf work? To save money? Building a new internet is expensive.
Hard to get out of bed every morning when we constantly wake up to headlines like this.
February 10, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Hard to get out of bed every morning when we constantly wake up to headlines like this.
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Our Super Bowl commercial airs at 3:35am on PBS. Has the great niece of the “Where’s the Beef” lady.
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Our Super Bowl commercial airs at 3:35am on PBS. Has the great niece of the “Where’s the Beef” lady.
People don’t remember this, but there was a nipple slip at the Rolling Stones halftime show too.
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
People don’t remember this, but there was a nipple slip at the Rolling Stones halftime show too.
Always have a back-up plan for the Super Bowl. Even if it's just a flea-flicker incorporating your dog.
February 8, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Always have a back-up plan for the Super Bowl. Even if it's just a flea-flicker incorporating your dog.
Always have a back-up plan for the Super Bowl. Even if it's just chex mix in your pocket.
February 8, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Always have a back-up plan for the Super Bowl. Even if it's just chex mix in your pocket.
Always have a back-up plan. Even if it's just chex mix in your pocket.
February 8, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Always have a back-up plan. Even if it's just chex mix in your pocket.
My other love language is elbow and heel exfoliation.
February 8, 2026 at 3:28 AM
My other love language is elbow and heel exfoliation.
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STRETCH GOAL ACHIEVED! We have 30,000 backers for the Sequel to the Internet! You did this! You were already getting a free version of Ski Free…but now it will be Ski Free: Skyrim Edition! Gonna be epic!
a pixel art drawing of a chicken riding a robot
Alt: A gif showing 90s Ski Free computer game Yeti eating a pixelated skier.
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February 8, 2026 at 3:20 AM
STRETCH GOAL ACHIEVED! We have 30,000 backers for the Sequel to the Internet! You did this! You were already getting a free version of Ski Free…but now it will be Ski Free: Skyrim Edition! Gonna be epic!
This is my love language.
February 7, 2026 at 8:31 PM
This is my love language.
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if things continue on this trajectory I’m afraid we’ll never be able to outpizza the hut
February 7, 2026 at 3:30 AM
if things continue on this trajectory I’m afraid we’ll never be able to outpizza the hut
Nobody talks about how Janet Jackson’s nipple slip at the Super Bowl led to wide ranging reforms in nipple jewelry manufacturing. Thank god it happened, I say.
February 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Nobody talks about how Janet Jackson’s nipple slip at the Super Bowl led to wide ranging reforms in nipple jewelry manufacturing. Thank god it happened, I say.
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It’s been my dream to create a sequel to the internet before the first internet was even invented. If that doesn’t inspire you, idk what you’re waiting for. Like a care bear that transforms into a fighter jet or something? That’s impossible and you know it.
February 7, 2026 at 2:16 AM
It’s been my dream to create a sequel to the internet before the first internet was even invented. If that doesn’t inspire you, idk what you’re waiting for. Like a care bear that transforms into a fighter jet or something? That’s impossible and you know it.
Why can’t we turn a small part of public libraries into casinos. Maybe a sports betting desk. IDK might get more kids interested in reading.
February 6, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Why can’t we turn a small part of public libraries into casinos. Maybe a sports betting desk. IDK might get more kids interested in reading.