Mike Schuster
@mcs212.bsky.social
Writer/Video Guy (Atomic Abe, RiffTrax, The Onion)
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Still blows my mind that Dolly Parton wrote Two Princes and Little Miss Can't Be Wrong on the same day
November 12, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Still blows my mind that Dolly Parton wrote Two Princes and Little Miss Can't Be Wrong on the same day
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This is how they’re policing the skiers who got those dick injections
February 7, 2026 at 4:34 PM
This is how they’re policing the skiers who got those dick injections
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The power of the placebo effect is that even though the brooms don't do anything, the stones still slide further because they *think* they do
The dirty secret of curling that no one involved in the sport will admit is that the broom doesn’t do anything
February 7, 2026 at 4:19 PM
The power of the placebo effect is that even though the brooms don't do anything, the stones still slide further because they *think* they do
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When people jerk me off, I kill them!
February 7, 2026 at 4:20 PM
JAV Titles crosspost
Gotta release all the live acts in a searchable archive like Fugazi
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Gotta release all the live acts in a searchable archive like Fugazi
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"JD Vance booed near me"
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 3:52 PM
"JD Vance booed near me"
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
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forget it jake, it's busytown
February 7, 2026 at 7:59 AM
forget it jake, it's busytown
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you might think the eagle is the action here, but wait
February 7, 2026 at 7:29 AM
you might think the eagle is the action here, but wait
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one of the Muppets is Conner O'Malley
February 7, 2026 at 7:52 AM
one of the Muppets is Conner O'Malley
Joe Pera
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
ABC and Disney don't seem to know what to do with The Muppets. They've often seem unconcerned with the legendary characters they own and unable to build upon the ambition and heart of the late great Jim Henson. Mercifully, the...
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February 7, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Joe Pera
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They’ll be hearing from his father
February 7, 2026 at 2:14 AM
They’ll be hearing from his father
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Hi kids, do you like silence? Wanna see me take NyQuil gels and watch the back of my eyelids? Wanna copy me and snooze exactly like I did? Placid and tucked in, first hit the light switch? My brain's delta waves, I'm tryna get my bed made, but I can't figure out which size pillow I want to hibernate
February 7, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Hi kids, do you like silence? Wanna see me take NyQuil gels and watch the back of my eyelids? Wanna copy me and snooze exactly like I did? Placid and tucked in, first hit the light switch? My brain's delta waves, I'm tryna get my bed made, but I can't figure out which size pillow I want to hibernate
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Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are
February 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are
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This is how Waymo works
February 6, 2026 at 9:49 PM
This is how Waymo works
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Getting a huge Yakuza-style back tattoo of this guy so I can tear off my shirt at the karaoke bar and become the main character
February 6, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Getting a huge Yakuza-style back tattoo of this guy so I can tear off my shirt at the karaoke bar and become the main character
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Almost the cast of the original Twister
Texas - GOP Senate Polling
🟠 Paxton: 26%
🟡 Hunt: 25%
🔴 Cornyn: 22%
Cygnal / Jan 28, 2026
🟠 Paxton: 26%
🟡 Hunt: 25%
🔴 Cornyn: 22%
Cygnal / Jan 28, 2026
February 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Almost the cast of the original Twister
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1. "skill" is a gatekeeping mechanism keeping me from piloting that airliner.
February 6, 2026 at 7:14 PM
1. "skill" is a gatekeeping mechanism keeping me from piloting that airliner.
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this post has got to go so hard if you're untalented
February 6, 2026 at 6:18 PM
this post has got to go so hard if you're untalented
(standing during town hall) I don't believe the Olympian's pee lettering is real
February 6, 2026 at 6:10 PM
(standing during town hall) I don't believe the Olympian's pee lettering is real
Dang Ding-Dong-Ditcher in the wee hours this morning
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Dang Ding-Dong-Ditcher in the wee hours this morning
He'll still find a way
February 6, 2026 at 5:53 PM
He'll still find a way
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February 6, 2026 at 4:55 PM
H̴̨̖̝̼̝̤̮̪̻͍͑͛͑̓̾́̅Į̴̙̳̤̩̫̠͈̳̖̾́̅̆̃̏̉͠ ̵̢̅̑̌̑̿̔͂̔̏̑Ḇ̶͎͉̱̓̈́Ö̴̠̜̺̹͇̗̗̣́̾͊̌͗̋B̵̜̂̒
I'm sorry, Ms. Weiss. The dog ate my whiskey. 🥺
February 6, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I'm sorry, Ms. Weiss. The dog ate my whiskey. 🥺
The only copy of U.S. Acres Monopoly that was sold
February 6, 2026 at 1:23 PM
The only copy of U.S. Acres Monopoly that was sold