Mike Schuster
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Mike Schuster
@mcs212.bsky.social
Writer/Video Guy (Atomic Abe, RiffTrax, The Onion)
When's the collab with Corgan?
I really need people outside of Seattle to know how much Krist Novoselic sucks
February 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
February 10, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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If this guy ends up being an ubiquitous parapolitical figure I’m gonna be so fucking annoyed. How many idiot boy kings could one civilization possibly need
MrBeast has acquired Step, a teen-focused financial app valued at $900 million, in a deal reportedly worth over $1 billion
February 9, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Intro to tonight's dinner recipe, too late to turn back now
February 9, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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My first thought was "That's what that meme is from. I'm gonna see the meme."

I can't say it's good for movie watching.
February 9, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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So weird that these aren't all the same guy.
February 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Be a Panican't
The White House just sent a "Don't Panic" email. That'll do it
February 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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When Tom Hanks needed to learn Comedy for the movie Punchline there was only one man to turn to
February 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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Me in the Criterion Closet: wow Hollow Man, what a film

Criterion employee: you aren’t allowed to bring movies in

Me in the Criterion Closet shaking my sleeves in an odd way: wow Hollow Man 2, what a film
February 9, 2026 at 9:40 PM
You had to be there
February 9, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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From the MST3K Amazing Colossal Episode Guide (words by Mary Jo Pehl). Once you start recognizing State Park Jokes, there’s no other word for them.
February 9, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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I don't know if any line is said more in our house than "My God, David."
August 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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So what we have here is a failure to post through it
February 9, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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the edit button is the biggest cowards clutch and anyone wanting it here I see that your hearts are weak
so is the edit button
February 9, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Finally, a place to sort out my cashtags before posting

#$DELL #$BP #$MCD
v1.116 is rolling out now!

For all the overthinkers and perfectionists out there, we're launching Drafts.
February 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
So you kept this writer?
Analysis: Weeks before he set foot on the stage, Bad Bunny’s halftime performance had already become a media event.

But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
Analysis | Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show was expected to provoke. Did it?
The Bad Bunny Super Bowl show nodded to injustices in Puerto Rico but mostly evoked wholesome family values that meshed with the more sentimental commercials.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
To the extreme
I rap a mic like a vandal
Light up the stage
And win some cash using FanDuel

Hi, I'm Vanilla Ice, and if you're like me, you love sports betting
February 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I don't like the way Jules mocked the Frank Whaley Gang for getting hamburgers for breakfast
February 9, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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June 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
February 9, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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“But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Bad Bunny.”
An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
February 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
From then on, Willy Loman was a new man
February 9, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Demonstrably false by countless comments and quotes, but you know what, I'm gonna leave it up

Hi, I'm a Democratic Strategist, and this is why we're here
Yikes: the alternative TPUSA “All-American” Halftime Show had fewer than 14,000 views.
February 9, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Glad to have confirmation that I'll never learn how to use Discord, that's a load off
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM