Mike Schuster
@mcs212.bsky.social
Writer/Video Guy (Atomic Abe, RiffTrax, The Onion)
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One of every thousand American residents has been taken into custody by ICE in the last year.
A stunning detail the ICE chief shared in this hearing that was supposed to be a brag, except it isn't: ICE has arrested 379,000 people between Jan. 2025-Jan. 2026 -- but only 8,700 were suspected gang members or known suspected terrorists.
That's 2%! www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...
That's 2%! www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...
Congresswoman Uses Simple Math To Show How Broken ICE Is
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February 10, 2026 at 9:11 PM
One of every thousand American residents has been taken into custody by ICE in the last year.
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Surely that's enough to get the ball rolling, right? You'd think so.
NEW: Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times," Raskin tells Axios in an interview.
www.axios.com/2026/02/10/t...
www.axios.com/2026/02/10/t...
Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times," Raskin alleges
One document recounts that Trump said he "never" asked Epstein to leave Mar-a-Lago.
www.axios.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Surely that's enough to get the ball rolling, right? You'd think so.
Remarkably easy to trick the elderly
February 10, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Remarkably easy to trick the elderly
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No you fucking didn’t
February 10, 2026 at 1:31 PM
No you fucking didn’t
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Washington Post trying to figure out if images can represent political ideas
February 10, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Washington Post trying to figure out if images can represent political ideas
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Me: do you remember how sometimes the Apple II made a weird sound if you loaded the boot disk in the wrong drive
Discord age verifiers: this guy is trying too hard. He must be fifteen. Kill him.
Discord age verifiers: this guy is trying too hard. He must be fifteen. Kill him.
February 10, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Me: do you remember how sometimes the Apple II made a weird sound if you loaded the boot disk in the wrong drive
Discord age verifiers: this guy is trying too hard. He must be fifteen. Kill him.
Discord age verifiers: this guy is trying too hard. He must be fifteen. Kill him.
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playing doom on my cash register
February 10, 2026 at 6:21 AM
playing doom on my cash register
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To the extreme
I rap a mic like a vandal
Light up the stage
And win some cash using FanDuel
Hi, I'm Vanilla Ice, and if you're like me, you love sports betting
I rap a mic like a vandal
Light up the stage
And win some cash using FanDuel
Hi, I'm Vanilla Ice, and if you're like me, you love sports betting
February 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
To the extreme
I rap a mic like a vandal
Light up the stage
And win some cash using FanDuel
Hi, I'm Vanilla Ice, and if you're like me, you love sports betting
I rap a mic like a vandal
Light up the stage
And win some cash using FanDuel
Hi, I'm Vanilla Ice, and if you're like me, you love sports betting
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hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible
February 10, 2026 at 6:43 AM
hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible
This is a man who wants ICE to run indefinitely with as few regulations or deterrents as possible
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 10:39 AM
This is a man who wants ICE to run indefinitely with as few regulations or deterrents as possible
What's their net worth?
Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"
February 10, 2026 at 10:05 AM
What's their net worth?
Center Square King
February 9, 1955: Actor Jim J. Bullock is born in Casper, Wyoming.
February 10, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Center Square King
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Just as a fun experiment I divided this number by 8 billion and got $6500. I mention this for no reason.
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Just as a fun experiment I divided this number by 8 billion and got $6500. I mention this for no reason.
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jiminy glick in the streets, ed grimley in the sheets
February 10, 2026 at 2:49 AM
jiminy glick in the streets, ed grimley in the sheets
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Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad
Discord will soon require face scans or ID for all users, or restrict access
Discord will soon require face scans or ID for all users, or restrict access
Discord has announced a major change coming to the service as part of its aim to improve teen safety features. Starting in March, all users globally will be required to submit age verification via a face scan or submitted ID, or be given teen-level access restrictions.
more…
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February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad
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If this guy ends up being an ubiquitous parapolitical figure I’m gonna be so fucking annoyed. How many idiot boy kings could one civilization possibly need
MrBeast has acquired Step, a teen-focused financial app valued at $900 million, in a deal reportedly worth over $1 billion
February 9, 2026 at 10:17 PM
If this guy ends up being an ubiquitous parapolitical figure I’m gonna be so fucking annoyed. How many idiot boy kings could one civilization possibly need
Intro to tonight's dinner recipe, too late to turn back now
February 9, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Intro to tonight's dinner recipe, too late to turn back now
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My first thought was "That's what that meme is from. I'm gonna see the meme."
I can't say it's good for movie watching.
I can't say it's good for movie watching.
February 9, 2026 at 10:02 PM
My first thought was "That's what that meme is from. I'm gonna see the meme."
I can't say it's good for movie watching.
I can't say it's good for movie watching.
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So weird that these aren't all the same guy.
February 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
So weird that these aren't all the same guy.
Be a Panican't
February 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Be a Panican't
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When Tom Hanks needed to learn Comedy for the movie Punchline there was only one man to turn to
February 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
When Tom Hanks needed to learn Comedy for the movie Punchline there was only one man to turn to
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Me in the Criterion Closet: wow Hollow Man, what a film
Criterion employee: you aren’t allowed to bring movies in
Me in the Criterion Closet shaking my sleeves in an odd way: wow Hollow Man 2, what a film
Criterion employee: you aren’t allowed to bring movies in
Me in the Criterion Closet shaking my sleeves in an odd way: wow Hollow Man 2, what a film
February 9, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Me in the Criterion Closet: wow Hollow Man, what a film
Criterion employee: you aren’t allowed to bring movies in
Me in the Criterion Closet shaking my sleeves in an odd way: wow Hollow Man 2, what a film
Criterion employee: you aren’t allowed to bring movies in
Me in the Criterion Closet shaking my sleeves in an odd way: wow Hollow Man 2, what a film
You had to be there
February 9, 2026 at 9:41 PM
You had to be there
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From the MST3K Amazing Colossal Episode Guide (words by Mary Jo Pehl). Once you start recognizing State Park Jokes, there’s no other word for them.
February 9, 2026 at 9:09 PM
From the MST3K Amazing Colossal Episode Guide (words by Mary Jo Pehl). Once you start recognizing State Park Jokes, there’s no other word for them.