Mike Schuster
@mcs212.bsky.social
Writer/Video Guy (Atomic Abe, RiffTrax, The Onion)
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Yeah I know how Europe feels, I've seen Triplets of Belleville
January 21, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Yeah I know how Europe feels, I've seen Triplets of Belleville
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Motion smoothing was a harbinger for how we were destined to lose baby boomers to AI.
February 8, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Motion smoothing was a harbinger for how we were destined to lose baby boomers to AI.
Lowering two vines marked Seahawks and Patriots down to a guy neck-deep in quicksand
February 8, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Lowering two vines marked Seahawks and Patriots down to a guy neck-deep in quicksand
First off: I am a grifter, not a cheater
Coldplay kiss cam HR executive hosting ‘taking back the narrative’ event - One half of the Coldplay kiss cam couple is charging US$875 to see her give a speech on “taking back the narrative.”
Coldplay kiss cam HR executive hosting ‘taking back the narrative’ event
One half of the Coldplay kiss cam couple is charging US$875 to see her give a speech on “taking back the narrative.”
bit.ly
February 8, 2026 at 3:34 PM
First off: I am a grifter, not a cheater
Flashing back to younger Murphy watching Growing Pains
Boner.
February 8, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Flashing back to younger Murphy watching Growing Pains
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One of the greatest moments in CD compilation history
November 18, 2024 at 1:02 AM
One of the greatest moments in CD compilation history
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Palestinian Uncles doing freestyle poetry battles coming with some of the hardest lines I’ve heard in a long time.
February 8, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Palestinian Uncles doing freestyle poetry battles coming with some of the hardest lines I’ve heard in a long time.
Two hits: the hot single "Me Hitting You" and the club sensation "You Hitting the Floor." All in this incredible package, not available in stores!
February 8, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Two hits: the hot single "Me Hitting You" and the club sensation "You Hitting the Floor." All in this incredible package, not available in stores!
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Brad Pitt Stunned as Jonah Hill Explains the Math Behind Baseball
February 8, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Brad Pitt Stunned as Jonah Hill Explains the Math Behind Baseball
I know it sounds a little steep, but hey, this is Squanto I’m talking about!
Dinner prep background:
Dinner prep background:
February 8, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I know it sounds a little steep, but hey, this is Squanto I’m talking about!
Dinner prep background:
Dinner prep background:
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In praise of librarians
February 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
In praise of librarians
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Hopefully in his absence the festival remains unpleasant
February 7, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Hopefully in his absence the festival remains unpleasant
Reminder: get dicks renewed
At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city.
Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
February 7, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Reminder: get dicks renewed
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Communist burger restaurant called The Hammer and Pickle
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Communist burger restaurant called The Hammer and Pickle
Also inspired the Lamisil commercials
February 7, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Also inspired the Lamisil commercials
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Still blows my mind that Dolly Parton wrote Two Princes and Little Miss Can't Be Wrong on the same day
November 12, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Still blows my mind that Dolly Parton wrote Two Princes and Little Miss Can't Be Wrong on the same day
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This is how they’re policing the skiers who got those dick injections
February 7, 2026 at 4:34 PM
This is how they’re policing the skiers who got those dick injections
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The power of the placebo effect is that even though the brooms don't do anything, the stones still slide further because they *think* they do
The dirty secret of curling that no one involved in the sport will admit is that the broom doesn’t do anything
February 7, 2026 at 4:19 PM
The power of the placebo effect is that even though the brooms don't do anything, the stones still slide further because they *think* they do
JAV Titles crosspost
When people jerk me off, I kill them!
February 7, 2026 at 4:20 PM
JAV Titles crosspost
Gotta release all the live acts in a searchable archive like Fugazi
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Gotta release all the live acts in a searchable archive like Fugazi
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"JD Vance booed near me"
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 3:52 PM
"JD Vance booed near me"
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics