Mike Schuster
@mcs212.bsky.social
Writer/Video Guy (Atomic Abe, RiffTrax, The Onion)
(holding envelope to forehead) Two broken ribs, a busted nose, and a concussion
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
(holding envelope to forehead) Two broken ribs, a busted nose, and a concussion
That was some A-story
February 10, 2026 at 3:14 PM
That was some A-story
Remarkably easy to trick the elderly
February 10, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Remarkably easy to trick the elderly
Oh shit
(also "Get the hell out here")
(also "Get the hell out here")
February 10, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Oh shit
(also "Get the hell out here")
(also "Get the hell out here")
Really gave me a laugh
February 10, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Really gave me a laugh
Neighborhood #3 kicks off my all-purpose playlist (alphabetically by band)
February 10, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Neighborhood #3 kicks off my all-purpose playlist (alphabetically by band)
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No you fucking didn’t
February 10, 2026 at 1:31 PM
No you fucking didn’t
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Washington Post trying to figure out if images can represent political ideas
February 10, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Washington Post trying to figure out if images can represent political ideas
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Me: do you remember how sometimes the Apple II made a weird sound if you loaded the boot disk in the wrong drive
Discord age verifiers: this guy is trying too hard. He must be fifteen. Kill him.
Discord age verifiers: this guy is trying too hard. He must be fifteen. Kill him.
February 10, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Me: do you remember how sometimes the Apple II made a weird sound if you loaded the boot disk in the wrong drive
Discord age verifiers: this guy is trying too hard. He must be fifteen. Kill him.
Discord age verifiers: this guy is trying too hard. He must be fifteen. Kill him.
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playing doom on my cash register
February 10, 2026 at 6:21 AM
playing doom on my cash register
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To the extreme
I rap a mic like a vandal
Light up the stage
And win some cash using FanDuel
Hi, I'm Vanilla Ice, and if you're like me, you love sports betting
I rap a mic like a vandal
Light up the stage
And win some cash using FanDuel
Hi, I'm Vanilla Ice, and if you're like me, you love sports betting
February 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
To the extreme
I rap a mic like a vandal
Light up the stage
And win some cash using FanDuel
Hi, I'm Vanilla Ice, and if you're like me, you love sports betting
I rap a mic like a vandal
Light up the stage
And win some cash using FanDuel
Hi, I'm Vanilla Ice, and if you're like me, you love sports betting
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hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible
February 10, 2026 at 6:43 AM
hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible
This is a man who wants ICE to run indefinitely with as few regulations or deterrents as possible
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 10:39 AM
This is a man who wants ICE to run indefinitely with as few regulations or deterrents as possible
I guess it doesn't really apply because you don't accumulate billions of dollars without committing several heinous crimes
February 10, 2026 at 10:13 AM
I guess it doesn't really apply because you don't accumulate billions of dollars without committing several heinous crimes
What's their net worth?
Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"
February 10, 2026 at 10:05 AM
What's their net worth?
Center Square King
February 9, 1955: Actor Jim J. Bullock is born in Casper, Wyoming.
February 10, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Center Square King
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Just as a fun experiment I divided this number by 8 billion and got $6500. I mention this for no reason.
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Just as a fun experiment I divided this number by 8 billion and got $6500. I mention this for no reason.
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jiminy glick in the streets, ed grimley in the sheets
February 10, 2026 at 2:49 AM
jiminy glick in the streets, ed grimley in the sheets
There's your Super Bowl nostalgia
February 10, 2026 at 2:42 AM
There's your Super Bowl nostalgia
The ad ends with him smashing the set and scaring Janeane Garofalo
February 10, 2026 at 2:41 AM
The ad ends with him smashing the set and scaring Janeane Garofalo
(hits jackpot) Whoa! This is better than havin' a roni!
February 10, 2026 at 2:37 AM
(hits jackpot) Whoa! This is better than havin' a roni!
With the stinger "Is that stud coming?"
February 10, 2026 at 1:16 AM
With the stinger "Is that stud coming?"
Still waiting for a charity to sign on
February 10, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Still waiting for a charity to sign on