Mike Schuster
@mcs212.bsky.social
Writer/Video Guy (Atomic Abe, RiffTrax, The Onion)
I can absolutely hear Jack Cassidy saying this
February 10, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I can absolutely hear Jack Cassidy saying this
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One of every thousand American residents has been taken into custody by ICE in the last year.
A stunning detail the ICE chief shared in this hearing that was supposed to be a brag, except it isn't: ICE has arrested 379,000 people between Jan. 2025-Jan. 2026 -- but only 8,700 were suspected gang members or known suspected terrorists.
That's 2%! www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...
That's 2%! www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...
Congresswoman Uses Simple Math To Show How Broken ICE Is
www.huffpost.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:11 PM
One of every thousand American residents has been taken into custody by ICE in the last year.
Yeah, the supermarket versions in NJ/NY/CT were hit-or-miss, but surprisingly more hit than miss. (Pricey as hell though)
February 10, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Yeah, the supermarket versions in NJ/NY/CT were hit-or-miss, but surprisingly more hit than miss. (Pricey as hell though)
Looks like there are some places where I can order them online. Not confident about the freshness, but it's somethin'!
February 10, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Looks like there are some places where I can order them online. Not confident about the freshness, but it's somethin'!
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Moved out of the NY area almost 4 years ago, miss em like crazy
February 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Moved out of the NY area almost 4 years ago, miss em like crazy
Just sucks that Schumer and Jeffries are the two most popular politicians in the entire party, the public would revolt if they saw them out of leadership positions
February 10, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Just sucks that Schumer and Jeffries are the two most popular politicians in the entire party, the public would revolt if they saw them out of leadership positions
Too bad only Republicans are allowed to do this kinda stuff
Kevin McCarthy ousted as US House speaker by hard-right Republicans
Former speaker confirms he will not run again as Republicans plan to hold a vote for a new speaker next Wednesday
www.theguardian.com
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Too bad only Republicans are allowed to do this kinda stuff
If we just hold out a few more weeks, fund ICE and whatnot, we can say we're focused on the midterms and kick that can into 2028
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
If we just hold out a few more weeks, fund ICE and whatnot, we can say we're focused on the midterms and kick that can into 2028
Surely that's enough to get the ball rolling, right? You'd think so.
NEW: Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times," Raskin tells Axios in an interview.
www.axios.com/2026/02/10/t...
www.axios.com/2026/02/10/t...
Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times," Raskin alleges
One document recounts that Trump said he "never" asked Epstein to leave Mar-a-Lago.
www.axios.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Surely that's enough to get the ball rolling, right? You'd think so.
(holding envelope to forehead) Two broken ribs, a busted nose, and a concussion
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
(holding envelope to forehead) Two broken ribs, a busted nose, and a concussion
That was some A-story
February 10, 2026 at 3:14 PM
That was some A-story
Remarkably easy to trick the elderly
February 10, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Remarkably easy to trick the elderly
Oh shit
(also "Get the hell out here")
(also "Get the hell out here")
February 10, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Oh shit
(also "Get the hell out here")
(also "Get the hell out here")
Really gave me a laugh
February 10, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Really gave me a laugh
Neighborhood #3 kicks off my all-purpose playlist (alphabetically by band)
February 10, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Neighborhood #3 kicks off my all-purpose playlist (alphabetically by band)
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No you fucking didnโt
February 10, 2026 at 1:31 PM
No you fucking didnโt
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Washington Post trying to figure out if images can represent political ideas
February 10, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Washington Post trying to figure out if images can represent political ideas
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Me: do you remember how sometimes the Apple II made a weird sound if you loaded the boot disk in the wrong drive
Discord age verifiers: this guy is trying too hard. He must be fifteen. Kill him.
Discord age verifiers: this guy is trying too hard. He must be fifteen. Kill him.
February 10, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Me: do you remember how sometimes the Apple II made a weird sound if you loaded the boot disk in the wrong drive
Discord age verifiers: this guy is trying too hard. He must be fifteen. Kill him.
Discord age verifiers: this guy is trying too hard. He must be fifteen. Kill him.
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playing doom on my cash register
February 10, 2026 at 6:21 AM
playing doom on my cash register
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To the extreme
I rap a mic like a vandal
Light up the stage
And win some cash using FanDuel
Hi, I'm Vanilla Ice, and if you're like me, you love sports betting
I rap a mic like a vandal
Light up the stage
And win some cash using FanDuel
Hi, I'm Vanilla Ice, and if you're like me, you love sports betting
February 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
To the extreme
I rap a mic like a vandal
Light up the stage
And win some cash using FanDuel
Hi, I'm Vanilla Ice, and if you're like me, you love sports betting
I rap a mic like a vandal
Light up the stage
And win some cash using FanDuel
Hi, I'm Vanilla Ice, and if you're like me, you love sports betting
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hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible
February 10, 2026 at 6:43 AM
hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible
This is a man who wants ICE to run indefinitely with as few regulations or deterrents as possible
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 10:39 AM
This is a man who wants ICE to run indefinitely with as few regulations or deterrents as possible
I guess it doesn't really apply because you don't accumulate billions of dollars without committing several heinous crimes
February 10, 2026 at 10:13 AM
I guess it doesn't really apply because you don't accumulate billions of dollars without committing several heinous crimes