Mike Schuster
@mcs212.bsky.social
Writer/Video Guy (Atomic Abe, RiffTrax, The Onion)
Be a Panican't
February 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Be a Panican't
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When Tom Hanks needed to learn Comedy for the movie Punchline there was only one man to turn to
February 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
When Tom Hanks needed to learn Comedy for the movie Punchline there was only one man to turn to
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Me in the Criterion Closet: wow Hollow Man, what a film
Criterion employee: you aren’t allowed to bring movies in
Me in the Criterion Closet shaking my sleeves in an odd way: wow Hollow Man 2, what a film
Criterion employee: you aren’t allowed to bring movies in
Me in the Criterion Closet shaking my sleeves in an odd way: wow Hollow Man 2, what a film
February 9, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Me in the Criterion Closet: wow Hollow Man, what a film
Criterion employee: you aren’t allowed to bring movies in
Me in the Criterion Closet shaking my sleeves in an odd way: wow Hollow Man 2, what a film
Criterion employee: you aren’t allowed to bring movies in
Me in the Criterion Closet shaking my sleeves in an odd way: wow Hollow Man 2, what a film
You had to be there
February 9, 2026 at 9:41 PM
You had to be there
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From the MST3K Amazing Colossal Episode Guide (words by Mary Jo Pehl). Once you start recognizing State Park Jokes, there’s no other word for them.
February 9, 2026 at 9:09 PM
From the MST3K Amazing Colossal Episode Guide (words by Mary Jo Pehl). Once you start recognizing State Park Jokes, there’s no other word for them.
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I don't know if any line is said more in our house than "My God, David."
August 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I don't know if any line is said more in our house than "My God, David."
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So what we have here is a failure to post through it
February 9, 2026 at 8:59 PM
So what we have here is a failure to post through it
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the edit button is the biggest cowards clutch and anyone wanting it here I see that your hearts are weak
so is the edit button
February 9, 2026 at 8:49 PM
the edit button is the biggest cowards clutch and anyone wanting it here I see that your hearts are weak
February 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
So you kept this writer?
Analysis: Weeks before he set foot on the stage, Bad Bunny’s halftime performance had already become a media event.
But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
Analysis | Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show was expected to provoke. Did it?
The Bad Bunny Super Bowl show nodded to injustices in Puerto Rico but mostly evoked wholesome family values that meshed with the more sentimental commercials.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
So you kept this writer?
To the extreme
I rap a mic like a vandal
Light up the stage
And win some cash using FanDuel
Hi, I'm Vanilla Ice, and if you're like me, you love sports betting
I rap a mic like a vandal
Light up the stage
And win some cash using FanDuel
Hi, I'm Vanilla Ice, and if you're like me, you love sports betting
February 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
To the extreme
I rap a mic like a vandal
Light up the stage
And win some cash using FanDuel
Hi, I'm Vanilla Ice, and if you're like me, you love sports betting
I rap a mic like a vandal
Light up the stage
And win some cash using FanDuel
Hi, I'm Vanilla Ice, and if you're like me, you love sports betting
I don't like the way Jules mocked the Frank Whaley Gang for getting hamburgers for breakfast
February 9, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I don't like the way Jules mocked the Frank Whaley Gang for getting hamburgers for breakfast
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Reposted by Mike Schuster
“But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Bad Bunny.”
February 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
“But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Bad Bunny.”
From then on, Willy Loman was a new man
February 9, 2026 at 4:44 PM
From then on, Willy Loman was a new man
Demonstrably false by countless comments and quotes, but you know what, I'm gonna leave it up
Hi, I'm a Democratic Strategist, and this is why we're here
Hi, I'm a Democratic Strategist, and this is why we're here
Yikes: the alternative TPUSA “All-American” Halftime Show had fewer than 14,000 views.
February 9, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Demonstrably false by countless comments and quotes, but you know what, I'm gonna leave it up
Hi, I'm a Democratic Strategist, and this is why we're here
Hi, I'm a Democratic Strategist, and this is why we're here
Glad to have confirmation that I'll never learn how to use Discord, that's a load off
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Glad to have confirmation that I'll never learn how to use Discord, that's a load off
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I heard a loud thump and found this:
February 5, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I heard a loud thump and found this:
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they're calling it the dunkin donuts ad that single-handedly lost new england the superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
they're calling it the dunkin donuts ad that single-handedly lost new england the superbowl
But what if they were the Seattle Warhawks? Not so commendable then, is it?
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
But what if they were the Seattle Warhawks? Not so commendable then, is it?
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Saw the pyrotechnics and assumed Charlie Kirk had died again
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Saw the pyrotechnics and assumed Charlie Kirk had died again
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the clot only needs to get lucky once he needs to get lucky every remaining day of his life
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
the clot only needs to get lucky once he needs to get lucky every remaining day of his life