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Mike Schuster
@mcs212.bsky.social
Writer/Video Guy (Atomic Abe, RiffTrax, The Onion)
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playing doom on my cash register
February 10, 2026 at 6:21 AM
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To the extreme
I rap a mic like a vandal
Light up the stage
And win some cash using FanDuel

Hi, I'm Vanilla Ice, and if you're like me, you love sports betting
February 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
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hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible
February 10, 2026 at 6:43 AM
This is a man who wants ICE to run indefinitely with as few regulations or deterrents as possible
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.

We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.

Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 10:39 AM
What's their net worth?
Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"
February 10, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Center Square King
February 9, 1955: Actor Jim J. Bullock is born in Casper, Wyoming.
February 10, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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Just as a fun experiment I divided this number by 8 billion and got $6500. I mention this for no reason.
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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jiminy glick in the streets, ed grimley in the sheets
February 10, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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If this guy ends up being an ubiquitous parapolitical figure I’m gonna be so fucking annoyed. How many idiot boy kings could one civilization possibly need
MrBeast has acquired Step, a teen-focused financial app valued at $900 million, in a deal reportedly worth over $1 billion
February 9, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Intro to tonight's dinner recipe, too late to turn back now
February 9, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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My first thought was "That's what that meme is from. I'm gonna see the meme."

I can't say it's good for movie watching.
February 9, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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So weird that these aren't all the same guy.
February 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Be a Panican't
The White House just sent a "Don't Panic" email. That'll do it
February 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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When Tom Hanks needed to learn Comedy for the movie Punchline there was only one man to turn to
February 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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Me in the Criterion Closet: wow Hollow Man, what a film

Criterion employee: you aren’t allowed to bring movies in

Me in the Criterion Closet shaking my sleeves in an odd way: wow Hollow Man 2, what a film
February 9, 2026 at 9:40 PM
You had to be there
February 9, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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From the MST3K Amazing Colossal Episode Guide (words by Mary Jo Pehl). Once you start recognizing State Park Jokes, there’s no other word for them.
February 9, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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I don't know if any line is said more in our house than "My God, David."
August 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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So what we have here is a failure to post through it
February 9, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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the edit button is the biggest cowards clutch and anyone wanting it here I see that your hearts are weak
so is the edit button
February 9, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Finally, a place to sort out my cashtags before posting

#$DELL #$BP #$MCD
v1.116 is rolling out now!

For all the overthinkers and perfectionists out there, we're launching Drafts.
February 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
So you kept this writer?
Analysis: Weeks before he set foot on the stage, Bad Bunny’s halftime performance had already become a media event.

But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
Analysis | Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show was expected to provoke. Did it?
The Bad Bunny Super Bowl show nodded to injustices in Puerto Rico but mostly evoked wholesome family values that meshed with the more sentimental commercials.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
To the extreme
I rap a mic like a vandal
Light up the stage
And win some cash using FanDuel

Hi, I'm Vanilla Ice, and if you're like me, you love sports betting
February 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM