Mike Schuster
@mcs212.bsky.social
Writer/Video Guy (Atomic Abe, RiffTrax, The Onion)
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Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are
February 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are
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This is how Waymo works
February 6, 2026 at 9:49 PM
This is how Waymo works
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Getting a huge Yakuza-style back tattoo of this guy so I can tear off my shirt at the karaoke bar and become the main character
February 6, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Getting a huge Yakuza-style back tattoo of this guy so I can tear off my shirt at the karaoke bar and become the main character
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Almost the cast of the original Twister
Texas - GOP Senate Polling
🟠 Paxton: 26%
🟡 Hunt: 25%
🔴 Cornyn: 22%
Cygnal / Jan 28, 2026
🟠 Paxton: 26%
🟡 Hunt: 25%
🔴 Cornyn: 22%
Cygnal / Jan 28, 2026
February 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Almost the cast of the original Twister
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1. "skill" is a gatekeeping mechanism keeping me from piloting that airliner.
February 6, 2026 at 7:14 PM
1. "skill" is a gatekeeping mechanism keeping me from piloting that airliner.
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this post has got to go so hard if you're untalented
February 6, 2026 at 6:18 PM
this post has got to go so hard if you're untalented
(standing during town hall) I don't believe the Olympian's pee lettering is real
February 6, 2026 at 6:10 PM
(standing during town hall) I don't believe the Olympian's pee lettering is real
Dang Ding-Dong-Ditcher in the wee hours this morning
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Dang Ding-Dong-Ditcher in the wee hours this morning
He'll still find a way
February 6, 2026 at 5:53 PM
He'll still find a way
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February 6, 2026 at 4:55 PM
H̴̨̖̝̼̝̤̮̪̻͍͑͛͑̓̾́̅Į̴̙̳̤̩̫̠͈̳̖̾́̅̆̃̏̉͠ ̵̢̅̑̌̑̿̔͂̔̏̑Ḇ̶͎͉̱̓̈́Ö̴̠̜̺̹͇̗̗̣́̾͊̌͗̋B̵̜̂̒
I'm sorry, Ms. Weiss. The dog ate my whiskey. 🥺
February 6, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I'm sorry, Ms. Weiss. The dog ate my whiskey. 🥺
The only copy of U.S. Acres Monopoly that was sold
February 6, 2026 at 1:23 PM
The only copy of U.S. Acres Monopoly that was sold
If I had to guess, your entire staff is sabotaging your campaign because they loathe you
I met with the Board of the Minnesota State Association of Narcotics Investigators to discuss how we can better protect Minnesotans. We must ensure law enforcement has the resources they need to take on the dangerous drugs like meth and fentanyl.
February 6, 2026 at 1:00 PM
If I had to guess, your entire staff is sabotaging your campaign because they loathe you
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you'd think he'd try to get a job with Interpol
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 4:26 AM
you'd think he'd try to get a job with Interpol
Cuff Your Hands Say Yeah
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Cuff Your Hands Say Yeah
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Far and away the most interesting thing about the X-Files episode “Schizogeny” is the prominence given to a Pop Will Eat Itself poster, and that it briefly features the game MDK.
February 6, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Far and away the most interesting thing about the X-Files episode “Schizogeny” is the prominence given to a Pop Will Eat Itself poster, and that it briefly features the game MDK.
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[Eddie Deezen voice] my bitcoins!!
February 5, 2026 at 7:26 PM
[Eddie Deezen voice] my bitcoins!!
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The phrase “Big Structural Bailey” is imprinted on my mind, cannot erase it as much as I want to
February 6, 2026 at 12:17 AM
The phrase “Big Structural Bailey” is imprinted on my mind, cannot erase it as much as I want to
The only user account the rebranded Kamala HQ is following
February 5, 2026 at 10:41 PM
The only user account the rebranded Kamala HQ is following
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I dunno maybe Democratic leaders just really like ICE and want to protect and maintain it
January 30, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I dunno maybe Democratic leaders just really like ICE and want to protect and maintain it
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We already did this, but now that I've got a producing role at Iconoscope, I'd like to ask for your list of your five most sought after TVMs that would be great to release on DVD or Blu Ray. I am not in charge of acquisitions and Brandon knows what he's doing, but I'd love to see some wish lists!
February 5, 2026 at 6:19 PM
We already did this, but now that I've got a producing role at Iconoscope, I'd like to ask for your list of your five most sought after TVMs that would be great to release on DVD or Blu Ray. I am not in charge of acquisitions and Brandon knows what he's doing, but I'd love to see some wish lists!
Ah Selina, not you too
February 5, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Ah Selina, not you too