Frankenstein’s President Warren G. Harding
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US President 1921-1923. He/Him. Zero felony convictions. 🤘🤘🤘 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️❤️ Contributor: @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social ❤️🎬🧵🪩✌️✌️✌️ My skeets so far: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ldqbcjeceanjnpxamr43725r/feed/aaacmxpgvzlsw
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popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
It’s cute you think the disco is the only place I panic
popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
dollars to donuts it’s those Sinclair lunatics
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electricchimp.bsky.social
can't stand terminally offline people
popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
they better pay him quick before Tylenol sues them for $100 trillion
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batkaren.bsky.social
The E in Chuck E. Cheese stands for Eldritch
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
Any job can be a dream job if you have nightmares about work
popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
“Why does every AI conversation break down?” have you considered it’s because the tech is garbage and you’re wasting your time
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cloverkisscinema.bsky.social
It's not Halloween until Pop ruins a screening of Halloween by shouting "Look out Jamie Lee!" every five minutes.
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livagar.bsky.social
They should invent a way for women to have gay sex with men
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mnateshyamalan.bsky.social
there’s something so beautifully American about our democracy’s last line of defense being coronary artery disease
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grilldcheese.bsky.social
the existence of Frankie Valli and Frank Ocean imply the existence of Frank Mountain and Frank Sky
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ok-but-still.bsky.social
the thing i hate about freddy krueger is how much of a bastard he is - but would the movie even work if he was nice?
popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
Just visiting kids in their dreams and telling them it’s okay to be different
popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
People who use the metric system:
toomanycommas.bsky.social
If you put feet in my skyline I'm immediately muting you.
popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
Mr. Krabs is a better role model than Trump because at least Mr. Krabs could run a successful business
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frovo.bsky.social
[forest]
ME: omg there’s a wolf
WIFE: where?
ME: no the regular kind
popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
dumbass should’ve taken that left turn at Albuquerque
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edburmila.bsky.social
we have financialized the entire process of existing and convinced people to call the result Freedom, incredible stuff
raxkingisdead.bsky.social
you guys happen to notice how everything is finance and landlords now and many things are both
flipinidaho.bsky.social
southsideweekly.com/federal-agen...

The building is in a 27 million dollar foreclosure filed by Wells Fargo. The next day, Wells Fargo filed an emergency motion for receivership. The fascist regime kindly emptied the building for donor Wells Fargo.
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lesbianoctopus.bsky.social
the only warzone in portland is the kitchen sink full of dishes in the queer roommate houses
popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
Been waiting nine years for one to ask his favorite gun
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rkfatheree.bsky.social
Let’s start a thread of questions we’d pay to have a journalist ask Trump on camera. (Sorry Jake. You lost your journalist card with that text fiasco.)
#$100
popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
Placing a $100 reward for any journalist who asks Trump’s stance on Updog.
popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
So you want your residents to waste away? Huh? Is that what you want?
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benedictsred.bsky.social
Campaigning to be the democratic socialist mayor of Margaritaville
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gary.onl
Just got jumped into antifa (got a covid shot and donated $5 to npr)