Constitutional Enthusiast Warren G. Harding
@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
US President 1921-1923. He/Him. Zero felony convictions.
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It’s cute you think the disco is the only place I panic
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“The Running Man” is my favorite movie about dancing
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
“The Running Man” is my favorite movie about dancing
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after they release the epstein files they should release the batgirl movie
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
after they release the epstein files they should release the batgirl movie
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the only cage match I wanna see on the white house lawn is JD Vance's wife beating Erika Kirk's ass.
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
the only cage match I wanna see on the white house lawn is JD Vance's wife beating Erika Kirk's ass.
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me, flirting: I'm gonna shit your pants
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
me, flirting: I'm gonna shit your pants
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if you haven't cleaned your ears while you're high, you haven't reached nirvana
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
if you haven't cleaned your ears while you're high, you haven't reached nirvana
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A little trick I learned is that you can keep your kitchen clean by eating all your meals at restaurants
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
A little trick I learned is that you can keep your kitchen clean by eating all your meals at restaurants
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I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
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*narrows eyes* did a 7-eleven write this
used to be open from 7 am to 11 pm. Most are now 24 hours.
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
*narrows eyes* did a 7-eleven write this
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my psychiatrist says he loves my posts but he also tripled my dosage of antipsychotics so he couldn't love them 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 much
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
my psychiatrist says he loves my posts but he also tripled my dosage of antipsychotics so he couldn't love them 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 much
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It’s called ass-to-ass, Charlie Brown
That’s not it, Charlie Brown
A little over and to the left, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
It’s called ass-to-ass, Charlie Brown
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That’s not it, Charlie Brown
A little over and to the left, Charlie Brown
I like you as a friend, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
That’s not it, Charlie Brown
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A little over and to the left, Charlie Brown
I like you as a friend, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
A little over and to the left, Charlie Brown
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I like you as a friend, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I like you as a friend, Charlie Brown
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Ask yourself: why am I so invested in whether or not Die Hard is a Christmas movie
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Ask yourself: why am I so invested in whether or not Die Hard is a Christmas movie
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Show business sounds like a 5 year old named it
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Show business sounds like a 5 year old named it
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guy: hey i think i figured out a formula for posts on here
other guy: what
guy: you just put a non sequitur at the end. that's all you do
other guy: [elongates cock]
other guy: what
guy: you just put a non sequitur at the end. that's all you do
other guy: [elongates cock]
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
guy: hey i think i figured out a formula for posts on here
other guy: what
guy: you just put a non sequitur at the end. that's all you do
other guy: [elongates cock]
other guy: what
guy: you just put a non sequitur at the end. that's all you do
other guy: [elongates cock]
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To recap:
•Universal healthcare would save 68,000 lives & $450B annually
•Every $1 spent on SNAP results in $1.80 boost to local economies & small businesses
•The child tax credit decreased child poverty to a historic low of 5.2%, abolishing it increased it by 45%
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•Universal healthcare would save 68,000 lives & $450B annually
•Every $1 spent on SNAP results in $1.80 boost to local economies & small businesses
•The child tax credit decreased child poverty to a historic low of 5.2%, abolishing it increased it by 45%
1/2
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
To recap:
•Universal healthcare would save 68,000 lives & $450B annually
•Every $1 spent on SNAP results in $1.80 boost to local economies & small businesses
•The child tax credit decreased child poverty to a historic low of 5.2%, abolishing it increased it by 45%
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•Universal healthcare would save 68,000 lives & $450B annually
•Every $1 spent on SNAP results in $1.80 boost to local economies & small businesses
•The child tax credit decreased child poverty to a historic low of 5.2%, abolishing it increased it by 45%
1/2
Anyone else notice they stopped putting Luigi on the teevee
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Anyone else notice they stopped putting Luigi on the teevee
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[being waterboarded]
what am i gonna make for dinner
what am i gonna make for dinner
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
[being waterboarded]
what am i gonna make for dinner
what am i gonna make for dinner
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TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
December 30, 2024 at 10:46 PM
TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
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Don't be fooled by my Bluesky badassery. I'm probably just a guy named Todd in real life
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Don't be fooled by my Bluesky badassery. I'm probably just a guy named Todd in real life
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what do you think is the Red Hot Chili Peppers favorite state?
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
what do you think is the Red Hot Chili Peppers favorite state?
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has anyone in the history of making content been like i love when some internet stranger tells me how i should have done the content i’ve spent time putting together for you for zero dollars.
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 AM
has anyone in the history of making content been like i love when some internet stranger tells me how i should have done the content i’ve spent time putting together for you for zero dollars.
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Jerry Seinfeld: What's the deal with airline food?
Me: It's only for rich-ass jerks who fly first class
Jerry Seinfeld:
Me:
Jerry Seinfeld: Guys can't be funny anymore cuz of woke
Me: It's only for rich-ass jerks who fly first class
Jerry Seinfeld:
Me:
Jerry Seinfeld: Guys can't be funny anymore cuz of woke
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Jerry Seinfeld: What's the deal with airline food?
Me: It's only for rich-ass jerks who fly first class
Jerry Seinfeld:
Me:
Jerry Seinfeld: Guys can't be funny anymore cuz of woke
Me: It's only for rich-ass jerks who fly first class
Jerry Seinfeld:
Me:
Jerry Seinfeld: Guys can't be funny anymore cuz of woke