geekysteven
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If you get killed in real life, you'll die in virtual reality too
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
If you get killed in real life, you'll die in virtual reality too
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You ever stop and just picture MODOK fuckin? ...you have now, perhaps. You're welcome. (more like MODOF amirite?)
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
You ever stop and just picture MODOK fuckin? ...you have now, perhaps. You're welcome. (more like MODOF amirite?)
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Tetris taught me that trying to fit in will make you disappear.
April 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Tetris taught me that trying to fit in will make you disappear.
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NEW: In candid interview, Sam Altman relates how multiple time travelers made attempts on his life as a child. "Wonder what that was about," he says
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
NEW: In candid interview, Sam Altman relates how multiple time travelers made attempts on his life as a child. "Wonder what that was about," he says
Guys will just fall into a hole and be like "I live here now" they are always doing this
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Guys will just fall into a hole and be like "I live here now" they are always doing this
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Girls, when you and a friend suck a dick together, one girl sucks it and the other one licks the balls, and then you switch, right? But at a certain point the hotter one stays on the dick and I am just the balls girl.
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Girls, when you and a friend suck a dick together, one girl sucks it and the other one licks the balls, and then you switch, right? But at a certain point the hotter one stays on the dick and I am just the balls girl.
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Guy who has benefited from capitalism: “I don’t see any problem with capitalism”
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Guy who has benefited from capitalism: “I don’t see any problem with capitalism”
Love him or hate him, you can't deny the raw sex appeal of RFK Jr
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Love him or hate him, you can't deny the raw sex appeal of RFK Jr
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[taking picture with another random old man]
Ran into Christopher Lloyd again today.
Ran into Christopher Lloyd again today.
November 26, 2025 at 6:20 AM
[taking picture with another random old man]
Ran into Christopher Lloyd again today.
Ran into Christopher Lloyd again today.
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i used chatgpt to write a novel earlier today. i haven’t read it but chatgpt did and it cried..
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
i used chatgpt to write a novel earlier today. i haven’t read it but chatgpt did and it cried..
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sorry but the MultiPope said it's okay and I'm listening to them
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
sorry but the MultiPope said it's okay and I'm listening to them
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You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
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If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago
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TERFs will be dead and forgotten for a thousand years and trans people will still be beautiful
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
TERFs will be dead and forgotten for a thousand years and trans people will still be beautiful
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Browsing the snacks at the gas station counter and asking when the Black Friday deals start
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Browsing the snacks at the gas station counter and asking when the Black Friday deals start
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They should invent an email that doesn't find me at all
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
They should invent an email that doesn't find me at all
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
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Hours stretched on, the sun set, another mealtime passed without food.
"Please," I wept, rolling the Monopoly dice. "I just want to go home!"
"Please," I wept, rolling the Monopoly dice. "I just want to go home!"
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Hours stretched on, the sun set, another mealtime passed without food.
"Please," I wept, rolling the Monopoly dice. "I just want to go home!"
"Please," I wept, rolling the Monopoly dice. "I just want to go home!"
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"Reminder to rate your recent purchase" no thanks I'd rather die
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"Reminder to rate your recent purchase" no thanks I'd rather die
Every time it starts raining fire and brimstone I'm like "Oooh petrichor”
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Every time it starts raining fire and brimstone I'm like "Oooh petrichor”
We only hear one half of the song "Operator." The rest is an annoyed woman trying to explain that she's not Jim Croce's goddamn therapist
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
We only hear one half of the song "Operator." The rest is an annoyed woman trying to explain that she's not Jim Croce's goddamn therapist