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@geekysteven.com

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let's get silly with it my posts: https://tinyurl.com/yc8r29y4 other stuff: linktr.ee/geekysteven

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 1d

Since mastodon has gotten a renewed interest lately, you can find me there at @[email protected]

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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 1h

spouse said i couldn't have the $50 display model giant skeleton for such stupid bullshit reasons like "how would we get it home" and "where the fuck would we store it?"

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 10h

The meme is Ralph being thrown through a window with the text

My kidnappers returning me after multiple hours of me talking about Quest 64 and realizing this account doesn't generate any money

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 2h

Oh you absolutely know

geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 3h

Photo of a landline phone in the shape of a green frog. Text reads "I found my old frone today”

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 3h

Libel is defined as the written and untrue defamation of someone who has money.

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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 1d

not to brag, but im kind of a fucking freak

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 1d

looking for a billionaire investor in my business that will Disrupt the honey industry (we are gluing tiny cowboy hats on bees)

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 12h

Got in trouble at work for naming the mammogram machine the “mommy milkertron” but if I wasn't supposed to do that, why was the label maker left unguarded like that

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 1d

Me getting turtles has completely disrupted the “what happens to snails I find” economy

geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 1d

the sound this made me sount

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · Dec 1

Her: You better not be cunty western Gary Cooper when I get there

Me:

A black and white very early photo of Gary cooper in western gear, slicked down flapper hair, makeup, and smoking a cigarette

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 1d

A woman from the game DALK in some kind of alchemy lab saying "9 out of 10 wizards recommended not allowing the corrupting forbidden magics into your soul”

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 1d

Crime doesn't pay, unless you're really good at it, in which case you're a pillar of the community

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 1d

Who needs sex when you have cool ranch doritos?

Therapist: *scribbling furiously*

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d

When I was your age, searching for a phrase in quotes returned results for that exact phrase

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 1d

Got kicked out of my work’s holiday party planning committee for suggesting the theme be “man’s inhumanity to man”

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Ryan North? But - he died... 30 years ago this very night!! @ryannorth.ca · 1d

In video games, you will often find a fully roasted chicken abandoned on the ground, and eating it extremely quickly makes you feel better. What's less known is that this is also true in real life

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 1d

Very much enjoying the inflatable frog segment of the civil war.

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 1d

AMERICA: let’s give $20 billion to Argentina, what is money anyway

ALSO AMERICA: HeaLtHcaRe FoR aLL? wHo iS gOinG to PaY FoR It

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 1d

artwork of some guy hunched over looking at like a bird thing, orange high-relief terrain with starry sky and gigantic skull in background. caption over skull reads actual deadly diseases, caption near guy reads RFK Jr looking for penis autism

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 1d

But it's even funnier that the reason he's obsessed with it is the same reason we can basically ignore the prize as any indication of value: cause they gave it to Obama without a good reason.

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 1d

It's funny that Trump pushed so hard to get the Noble Peace Prize despite facilitating war abroad and trying to start a civil war at home. Like, he set up that loss himself, no one would have been like "why didn't he win? Dropped the ball there"

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 1d

The thing about cobwebs is they aren't very good at catching cob

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 1d

I've resigned myself to never being able to afford to move back, but these past few days have made me fall in love with PDX all over again