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· Dec 12
Got an announcement for y'all. My newest book Unbelievable History: Completely Debunked Edition is now available to buy!
If you like history jokes that lean a bit more on the silly end, this is for you.
If you like history jokes that lean a bit more on the silly end, this is for you.
They told me "abolish ICE" was a naive position and I'd wise up. Well, the haters were right, I now see you have to abolish DHS entirely
January 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
They told me "abolish ICE" was a naive position and I'd wise up. Well, the haters were right, I now see you have to abolish DHS entirely
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imagine loving me and having to hear about corn dogs all day
well go on imagine it
well go on imagine it
January 13, 2026 at 4:14 AM
imagine loving me and having to hear about corn dogs all day
well go on imagine it
well go on imagine it
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still waiting for the red hot chili
peppers to write a song about delaware
peppers to write a song about delaware
January 13, 2026 at 5:29 AM
still waiting for the red hot chili
peppers to write a song about delaware
peppers to write a song about delaware
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[ringo voice] thomas was fucking done trying to convice this bloke he was a Useful Engine
January 13, 2026 at 5:38 AM
[ringo voice] thomas was fucking done trying to convice this bloke he was a Useful Engine
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If I was single-handedly running a country into the ground I would simply have some fun with it
January 13, 2026 at 5:58 AM
If I was single-handedly running a country into the ground I would simply have some fun with it
I'm making an Al to hurt artists, and I know that sounds bad, but it's to hurt Rob Liefeld specifically
January 13, 2026 at 1:54 PM
I'm making an Al to hurt artists, and I know that sounds bad, but it's to hurt Rob Liefeld specifically
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Do you think Pink Floyd intentionally wrote Dark Side of the Moon to sync with Paul Blart Mall Cop 2?
January 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Do you think Pink Floyd intentionally wrote Dark Side of the Moon to sync with Paul Blart Mall Cop 2?
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Say what you like about Pamela Voorhees but she was a super-dedicated mom.
January 13, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Say what you like about Pamela Voorhees but she was a super-dedicated mom.
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They might be giants? It should be obvious. If there's a question, they probably aren't.
January 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
They might be giants? It should be obvious. If there's a question, they probably aren't.
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me: “is there a difference between male and female cloacas?”
my husband: “yes, taste”
what is wrong with him (I love him so much)
my husband: “yes, taste”
what is wrong with him (I love him so much)
January 13, 2026 at 3:30 AM
me: “is there a difference between male and female cloacas?”
my husband: “yes, taste”
what is wrong with him (I love him so much)
my husband: “yes, taste”
what is wrong with him (I love him so much)
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babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel
January 13, 2026 at 4:50 AM
babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel
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Me and the guys are gonna put our bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and make it stop later if you wanna roll through
January 13, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Me and the guys are gonna put our bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and make it stop later if you wanna roll through
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I am no longer ovulating your penis magic ain’t got shit on me now playboy
January 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I am no longer ovulating your penis magic ain’t got shit on me now playboy
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Look, just because the US government looks like Nazis, quotes Nazis, endorses Nazis, and acts like Nazis, doesn’t mean they’re Nazis
*holds hand to earpiece*
I’m being told it does in fact mean they’re Nazis
*holds hand to earpiece*
I’m being told it does in fact mean they’re Nazis
January 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Look, just because the US government looks like Nazis, quotes Nazis, endorses Nazis, and acts like Nazis, doesn’t mean they’re Nazis
*holds hand to earpiece*
I’m being told it does in fact mean they’re Nazis
*holds hand to earpiece*
I’m being told it does in fact mean they’re Nazis
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your posts that get 1/10th the likes of your average post arent stinkers, they're the essential niche content that's holding your community together
January 13, 2026 at 2:25 AM
your posts that get 1/10th the likes of your average post arent stinkers, they're the essential niche content that's holding your community together
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ohhhhh did you feel something???? did you “have emotions”??????? Feelsy McDepth over here, reacting to stimuli?????? ooooooh do these jingling keys make you “happy”
January 13, 2026 at 2:44 AM
ohhhhh did you feel something???? did you “have emotions”??????? Feelsy McDepth over here, reacting to stimuli?????? ooooooh do these jingling keys make you “happy”
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Playing RPGs and refusing to use items: I might need it later!
Letting PTO just build up instead of using it: I might need it later!
Letting PTO just build up instead of using it: I might need it later!
January 13, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Playing RPGs and refusing to use items: I might need it later!
Letting PTO just build up instead of using it: I might need it later!
Letting PTO just build up instead of using it: I might need it later!
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Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head
WASHINGTON—Amid ongoing concerns over the aging president’s medical status, health speculations reportedly swirled Monday after President Donald Trump was seen with damage numbers above his head. “Rec...
theonion.com
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head
A lot of people are feeling uncertainty about when resistance should become more direct.
The good news is that government action will decide when that happens for us. The bad news is that government action will decide when that happens for us.
The good news is that government action will decide when that happens for us. The bad news is that government action will decide when that happens for us.
January 12, 2026 at 8:55 PM
A lot of people are feeling uncertainty about when resistance should become more direct.
The good news is that government action will decide when that happens for us. The bad news is that government action will decide when that happens for us.
The good news is that government action will decide when that happens for us. The bad news is that government action will decide when that happens for us.