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geekysteven
@geekysteven.com
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let's get silly with it my posts: https://tinyurl.com/yc8r29y4 other stuff: linktr.ee/geekysteven
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · Aug 23
In space, no one can hear you scream cause there's this really loud theramin and if you try to scream people are all like, "sorry, what? I can't hear you over the theramin”
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famous bog body @bogbird.bsky.social · 20h
who the fuck is amoeba earnhardt
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 18h
believe it or not, I am actually not currently at rock bottom. I once attended a Dave Matthews Band concert
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 18h
STEPHEN MILLER: mark my words. terrorists will not reduce our great nation to ashes. we are ready, swords unsheathed, staring evil directly in the face as we reclaim what is rightfully ours

[camera cuts to man dressed as Dino from the Flintstones spanking a giant teddy bear with a rainbow dildo]
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com · 17h
I’ve been circling a cursed thought for a while and it’s time to let it out: These guys are Disney Adults for fascism.
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the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqrampage.fightins.online · 2d
LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH
Kash Patel in his own merch looking fucking embarrassing as hell lmao he’s so fucking ugly
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 14h
I’ve yet to hear anyone say, “You know what would make things better? More billionaires.”
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 19h
Horror is so easy. There's a guy in your house and he's not supposed to be there. Scariest shit in the world. He literally could go "eyyy lemme outta here" like the fonz and if he was standing in a sorta goblin-y way it would still be the scariest thing that ever happened to me
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 20h
me, the bravest person you’ve ever met: almond joys are good
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count jonkula @jonk.bsky.social · 19h
This bad boy can rime 5.8 gigamariners per second
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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 1d
Sealing myself in a large envelope. Might get mailed. Might just go on a shelf
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 19h
I was waiting for the other shoe to drop from the outset, but it took so long I started to think they had what it takes
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 1d
Major Kira from Star Trek Deep Space Nine labeled "the HOA" firing her phaser at kiln labeled "my non-regulation lawn decorations’
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 1d
Me: it's like they say, pleasure twice, suck once

The other carpenters:
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 1d
Never
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 1d
There's a lot of them, so I'm just gonna claim a galaxy. There's enough that everyone could have several. I like Andromeda. It's mine now.
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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 2d
Wow, no one noticed I changed my profile picture from one shade of gray to a slightly different shade of gray
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Molly (Mollypocalypse Edition) @mollymollz.bsky.social · 1d
Thinking of Ernest movies, I've decided Ernest is my next target for an erotic letterboxd review.
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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 5d
crazy frog did not ring ding ding daa baa baa aramba baa bom baa barooumba wh-wha-what's going on-just for us to give up
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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · Jul 23
save time getting home after an event by not going out in the first place
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 2d
Legit impressed at the marketing the Bluesky team is doing for Mastodon right now
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 2d
Fae dirty talk is all like yes yes say my true name say my true name
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 2d
Handshake meme with one arm labeled "hbomberguy" and the other labeled "Ralph Nader." The hands are labeled "getting people to buckle up”
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 2d
I would walk away from America Omelas-style, but we have very poor pedestrian infrastructure
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 2d
Four-leaf clovers are ok for luck, but the real luck is in glow-in-the-dark clovers. Any leaf number.
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 3d
Spock and Captain Kirk from Star Trek The Animated Series imprisoned in pillorys. Spock says "Captain, I believe these holes are less glorious than advertised" and Kirk looks away uncomfortably
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 3d
It really is okay
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