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@shrekromancer.gay

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · Nov 9

would a fine selection of friendly shitposters help you in your Sisyphean efforts to persist despite the horrors? idk but here they are anyways

(if you're on here and would like to be removed please let me know)

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 9h

dude I was dating at the time wanted to go, and I thought it would somehow save a relationship that was very obviously destined to crash and burn

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 9h

I really wish this was a joke. in my defense I wouldn't have gone if the person I was dating at the time hadn't wanted to go

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 9h

believe it or not, I am actually not currently at rock bottom. I once attended a Dave Matthews Band concert

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 14h

two in the terms & one in the services

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1d

Did it hurt?

When you ordered Chinese for yourself but they included 3 forks and fortune cookies?

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 10h

awww

no u 💜

BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 15h

LITHIA KIA AND SUBARU STILL CAN'T WATCH SANDRA BULLOCK FILMS WITHOUT REMEMBERING WHEN LITHIA KIA AND SUBARU AND YOU SAW "GRAVITY" TOGETHER

BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 15h

the line is fine

BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 15h

what's really romantic is how I still get calls and texts from the dealership I got my car from 7 years ago, despite the fact that I have never picked up the phone or messaged back once. that's true love

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 16h

shit, sorry dude, I reskeeted it and everything

legitimately forgot this existed

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 2d

Thinking about how human cloning technology could be used to not only revive famous musical acts, but make them even better. Just imagine Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Stills, Stills, Nash, Young & Young

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 2d

granted the main reasons are that the vibes there are currently bad, and that trying to figure it out makes me feel like my 90 year old grandmother trying to connect to a Zoom call. but also this

BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 2d

my petty reason for not wanting to move over to the other place is that the handle format @[email protected] looks stupid

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 2d

some of the things i’m hearing said about me out there are “i hope he eats a donut soon” and “that guy should eat a donut”

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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · Aug 31

For someone who calls herself a people pleaser, very few people are actually pleased with me

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 5d

they should make a cell phone that can't accept calls

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 3d

pouring one out for all the mental breakdowns I had in my youth and all of those wasted opportunities to make jokes about them

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Little Tunny 🐌🤝🧂 @littletunny.bsky.social · 4d

to be honest I've always found it kinda fun to end up being a little bit crappy at whatever I try to do... Takes a lot of pressure off, and I feel like everyone can tell when you're doing something just for the love of the game

A puppy with rollerblades skedaddles across the screen. The text is written in alphabet fridge magnet letters and reads NOT THE BEST, BUT HAVIN FUN

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 4d

for what it's worth I've been slowly turning into a guy for 3 years at the same job and I'm like. 90% sure no one hates me for it

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👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 4d

The worst part about ignoring a text until tomorrow is the tomorrow part.

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 4d

that's what all the hot girls are doing

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 4d

Olive Garden says that when you're there, you're family, which doesn't check out because being around my family always feels more like I'm at a Waffle House at 2:37 AM

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 5d

Missed connection:

I entered the elevator. You were already gone but your lingering perfume made me use my rescue inhaler.

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 6d

I take the bowl out of the microwave. The irradiated air around it shimmers like the ocean during a storm. It glows with the power of a small sun. Even with oven mitts made out asbestos and adamantium, I still burn my hands to the bone. I somehow manage to hold a spoon. I taste the soup. Still cold.

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 5d

you mean like...their actual regular person name? or is it simply not couth to know the stage names of any DJs at all

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