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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 1h

He has never been more on his bullshit

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 1h

pausing the new Jay Electronica every couple of lines to say “ha ha, that’s crazy man”

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 10h

Sometimes a user will post a joke and then that very same user will post something sincere. And I as the reader am expected to understand this, using my brain?

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · Nov 6

if you're concerned about information security, you should know Signal isn't actually secure. instead, try Mastodon, which is a website where you can be guaranteed no one will ever see what you post

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Hank & Townes’s Mom @katehascats.bsky.social · 1d

www.legacy.com/us/obituarie...

Kaleb Horton Obituary (2025) - Los Angeles, CA - Los Angeles Times

View Kaleb Charles Horton's obituary, send flowers and sign the guestbook.

www.legacy.com

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

Taylor Swift should write and record more songs about The Simpsons seasons 2-9

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 1d

Hell yeah, congrats!

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 2d

Haaaaa

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 2d

Thinking about how human cloning technology could be used to not only revive famous musical acts, but make them even better. Just imagine Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Stills, Stills, Nash, Young & Young

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 2d

I believe Donald Trump is the ONLY president who can rescue the brave POWs still held captive in Vietnam

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 2d

In the drone wars of the future what the military needs is, sadly, gamers

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · Aug 31

We should have required alt text for posts that don't have images but DO have vague, extremely dramatic posts about an ongoing sporting event. when you post "its over its all over" i need to be able to click a little button and see that you're talking about a quarterback named Mac Whimple

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 3d

I got the basic ending in Silksong. Can only assume the hard part is over and it’ll all get easier from here

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 3d

Hard to think of a father and son who had more divergent careers than Richard and Mojo Nixon

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 3d

Please don’t. October is already rough enough without creating some kind of association between this month and the undead

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 3d

It’s bigotry to hate those inflatable flappy arm guys from outside car dealerships

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 3d

The staples should be at the top not the side

Liam McGuire @liammcguire.bsky.social · 5d

Anyone have a particularly hot comic take?

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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 4d

I think “The Smashing Machine” should have been a title for a Wallace and Gromit film instead.

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jam @socialistboat.dad · 3d

One of the earliest examples of bar jokes is
Sumerian (c. 4500-1900 BC), and it features a dog:
"A dog walked into a tavern and said, 'I can't see a thing. I'll open this one!" [1] The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 4d

Dinosaurs vs. asteroid

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 4d

He’s listening to The Fall later on so presumably he’s a post-punk guy in general

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 4d

I saw them in 2014ish and they absolutely killed with a set that only included 3 songs from the first run

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 4d

The group with the worst representation in popular media has to be fans of Colin Newman’s solo records. There’s only one depiction of us in anything and it’s Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 4d

Circumcised Husband (Taylor's Version)

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 4d

I’m just glad to learn you survived the Great War

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