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Dan Sheehan

@dansheehan.bsky.social

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I've written books (I AM NOT A WOLF), games (Magic: The Gathering, Who's A Good Boy), and jokes (The Onion, my beautiful posts) Contact: https://dansheehan.co/contact-me

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · Dec 2

Reminder on this new platform that my grandmother defends all my posts and will not allow me to see harm

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 12h

Horror is so easy. There's a guy in your house and he's not supposed to be there. Scariest shit in the world. He literally could go "eyyy lemme outta here" like the fonz and if he was standing in a sorta goblin-y way it would still be the scariest thing that ever happened to me

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 16h

The only sensation that reminds me of having a kid is being neck deep in a restaurant shift when you’re slammed and literally do not have time for even a moment of rest for the whole night. Hoping the fact that I was eventually fired from every restaurant job I ever worked does not come into play

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 16h

Bro this is my body, I live here

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 16h

I really can’t get over people who stifle their curiosity so much that they’ll see a sign for a completely new type of food they’ve never heard of and think “what the fuck is that doing here”

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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 22h

Never, ever Newsom. Fuck that guy.

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 22h

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 1d

if I don't get the word out about these lips soon I will LOSE it

Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 1d

Imo, those, the long invite only phase, and the starter packs, set this place up to wind up being a couple hundred massive accounts holding court rather than a bonafide platform where people can build a following like early Twitter

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 1d

Simply cannot see another one of those Dr Who Talismans

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 1d

I’d settle for a @moxfield.com setting that let me exclude UB printings from my card inclusions

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 2d

It was one of the last warm sunny weekends of the year and many of you spent it at war with the mods of a middling social media platform, I say this out of love and respect for your time

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 2d

Like that is too online, you are too deep into the computer

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 2d

Engaging in Mod Wars on either side, no matter how righteous, is a sign of late stage brain worms I’m sorry to say

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 3d

I chalk it up to the song being very good, if you play good music loud enough you can show me one of those 3D dancing babies from 2000s and I'd still be like "damn...." for a few seconds

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 3d

Ive been kinda fascinated by that scene because in a theater it fully worked on me and I think everyone was just excited to see a big swing with a full crowd but then at home I felt like the magic wasn't really there as much