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Molly (Mollypocalypse Edition)

@mollymollz.bsky.social

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I tend to skeet about (horror) movies, Chicago sports, wrestling, video games, and general shitposting from time to time. I also write bizarrely erotic Letterboxd reviews. Cis female. She/her https://letterboxd.com/mollymollzbsky/

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Molly (Mollypocalypse Edition) @mollymollz.bsky.social · 9d

I know a lot of places do the 31 movies in 31 days, but I decided to make a homegrown one. Especially since they're all fairly similar in the end. If someone has a better one I'll pivot.

Plus it works like a pile of good recs.

The Mollypocalypse Spooky Season Challenge

1 - Your First Horror Movie
2 - Anthology Film
3 - Getting Revenge
4 - Family Friendly
5 - Werewolves
6 - B-Movie Madness
7 - Slashers
8 - Ghostly Encounters
9. - Monsters
10 - Franchise Your Horror
11 - Folk Horror
12 - Schools Out
13 - The Middle of Nowhere...
14 - Scream Queen
15 - Possession
16 - Outside the USA
17 - First Time Watch
18 - Trip Gone Wrong
19 - Underrated
20 - The Living Dead
21 - Alien Encounters
22 - Horror Comedy
23 - Favorite Director
24 - From Hell
25 - Holiday Horror
26 - Vampires
27 - Bad Science
28 - Guilty Pleasure
29 - Found Footage
30 - Witches
31 - Halloween

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Sink Cat @sinkcat.bsky.social · 7h

"Pee-Wee's gleeful submission" is one of my favorite phrases I've read this week.

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Molly (Mollypocalypse Edition) @mollymollz.bsky.social · 10m

I love when theaters do that.

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Matt McDaniel @themattmcd.bsky.social · 12h

[With a Transylvanian accent]: “Is Pepsi okay?”

Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 19h

The greatest thing I own or will ever own is this old retail standee where Dracula casually reveals a coffin full of Doritos and Pepsi.

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Molly (Mollypocalypse Edition) @mollymollz.bsky.social · 10h

Good.

I know your core voting block. I can be your press secretary.

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Molly (Mollypocalypse Edition) @mollymollz.bsky.social · 10h

And boobs?

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Tiffy Clyro @thehumanstrobe.bsky.social · 1d

The last post I made about this had a link to a list but not a gift list so here's the revised version.

Please help if you can, it's clothes, toiletries and snacks to keep me going whilst I'm in Hospital

Sharing is caring X

www.amazon.co.uk/registries/g...

Hospital wishlist | Amazon Gift List

www.amazon.co.uk

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Molly (Mollypocalypse Edition) @mollymollz.bsky.social · 10h

There's one guy who was posting workout vids and then things like "make your passion what makes you passionate" and it had 1k likes.

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🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 11h

4 followers until 4K

anna from frozen is smiling and holding her hair while standing in front of a body of water .

Alt: anna from frozen is smiling and holding her hair while standing in front of a body of water .

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Molly (Mollypocalypse Edition) @mollymollz.bsky.social · 11h

Congrats 👍

Molly (Mollypocalypse Edition) @mollymollz.bsky.social · 11h

I just opened my old threads, and the first page of things I saw looks like someone passed out terrible fortune cookie fortunes and everyone replying going 'that's 🔥'

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Mogtober @mogadontrenchcoat.bsky.social · 11h

fuck a turducken
does it count as real group sex?
or just a posh wank?

there, haiku'd it.

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Mogtober @mogadontrenchcoat.bsky.social · 12h

time to continue this anthology themed day with one which i doubt will measure up to v/h/s, but who knows? #nowwatching tales of halloween (2015) and going in completely blind. it does feature adrienne barbeau, lin shaye and and barabara crampton among others though, so can it possibly be bad?

poster for tales of halloween. a large full moon sits behind a bare, crooked tree. the branches combine with it to make a skull shape. below, silhouettes of people in halloween clothes walk past a wrought iron fence.

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Molly (Mollypocalypse Edition) @mollymollz.bsky.social · 11h

I feel like it takes a wrestling fan to really get the joke.

Endless Jeopardy: You might find this blade to be internal.

Me: What is Jon Moxley's existential angst

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Molly (Mollypocalypse Edition) @mollymollz.bsky.social · 12h

The heat came on. Maybe just maybe fall has finally arrived

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Molly (Mollypocalypse Edition) @mollymollz.bsky.social · 12h

Yeah. It seemed like a bad idea from the start. Not everyone is flocking to see nearly historically bad baseball followed by average basketball and not so good hockey

Molly (Mollypocalypse Edition) @mollymollz.bsky.social · 12h

I think CHSN is having some financial issues. I saw something about it in the news.

CSN was so much better.

Molly (Mollypocalypse Edition) @mollymollz.bsky.social · 12h

Not too bad.

I mean even the Amity Island mayor got reelected.

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Molly (Mollypocalypse Edition) @mollymollz.bsky.social · 12h

What is Jon Moxley's existential angst

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Molly (Mollypocalypse Edition) @mollymollz.bsky.social · 12h

I do that too

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Molly (Mollypocalypse Edition) @mollymollz.bsky.social · 13h

John Madden would have known the answer

Frenchy's ghost prospecting and leader of ANTIFA @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 2d

If you fuck a Turducken does it count as group sex?

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Molly (Mollypocalypse Edition) @mollymollz.bsky.social · 13h

Max is also subscription based so complaints probably matter a lot more.

Molly (Mollypocalypse Edition) @mollymollz.bsky.social · 14h

We had 'em in Illinois on cable too

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Molly (Mollypocalypse Edition) @mollymollz.bsky.social · 14h

a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a man in a blue jumpsuit .

Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a man in a blue jumpsuit .

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Molly (Mollypocalypse Edition) @mollymollz.bsky.social · 14h

It's legit a good movie, my jokes aside.

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Molly (Mollypocalypse Edition) @mollymollz.bsky.social · 14h

"You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel."

I tried something a little different this time around with Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.

Pee-wee’s Big Adventure 1985

★★★★ Watched 07 Oct 2025

Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure is a wild, throbbing road trip through desire and absurdity, a fever dream of longing wrapped in rubbery innocence. It begins with that stolen red bicycle, gleaming and taunting, the object of his purest obsession. Watching Pee-Wee yearn for it feels almost indecent, like catching someone in the act of loving something too much. Every pedal stroke, every whimper of frustration, drips with comic tension and something hotter underneath. You can feel the ache of wanting, the ache of something shiny and unreachable, and it hums through every moment like a secret.

When he meets Dottie, her eyes glimmer with affection and lust in equal measure, her voice practically begging for him to notice her. But Pee-wee, ever the devoted lover of his bicycle, resists. His devotion to the bike is spiritual and perverse all at once, a kind of monogamy that borders on fetish. Their scenes together thrum with that frustrated energy, the heat of something that can never quite happen, a delayed release stretched across miles of road and laughter.

The journey itself unfolds like an erotic dream. The biker gang that threatens to punish him feels like a leather clad fantasy, their dominance countered perfectly by Pee-wee’s gleeful submission when he dances for them to “Tequila.” The rhythm of the song, the tight pants, the spinning hips, it’s a striptease of pure absurd joy. Then there’s Large Marge, spectral and strange, a sudden jolt of ghostly energy that feels like a cold hand sliding up a warm thigh. Even the visit to the Alamo carries an odd sensual charge, the way he moves through space with that mix of innocence and desperation.

By the time Pee-wee finally reclaims his beloved bike, you’ve been teased, denied, and rewarded in equal measure. His reunion with it feels like climax and catharsis rolled into one, a release of every bit of pent-up tension the film has built so carefully. You can’t help but feel a little breathless when the wheels finally turn again, when that squeaky voice calls out with triumph.

It’s a film that rides you hard and lets you laugh about it after, a sticky, sweet love letter to obsession and oddity. Four stars, for making innocence feel dirty, for turning laughter into foreplay, and for proving that sometimes, true love has two wheels and a shiny red frame.

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