Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA
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FRIEND: how was your Thanksgiving
MY WIFE: not good
FRIEND: what happened?
MY WIFE: *points at me* he tried to carve the turkey with a sword
ME: IT’S CALLED A KATANA
MY WIFE: not good
FRIEND: what happened?
MY WIFE: *points at me* he tried to carve the turkey with a sword
ME: IT’S CALLED A KATANA
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
FRIEND: how was your Thanksgiving
MY WIFE: not good
FRIEND: what happened?
MY WIFE: *points at me* he tried to carve the turkey with a sword
ME: IT’S CALLED A KATANA
MY WIFE: not good
FRIEND: what happened?
MY WIFE: *points at me* he tried to carve the turkey with a sword
ME: IT’S CALLED A KATANA
DEFENSE LAWYER: *whispering* whatever you do don’t say you’re guilty
KOOL AID MAN: *nods*
PROSECUTOR: did you do it?
KOOL AID MAN: OH YEAH
KOOL AID MAN: *nods*
PROSECUTOR: did you do it?
KOOL AID MAN: OH YEAH
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
DEFENSE LAWYER: *whispering* whatever you do don’t say you’re guilty
KOOL AID MAN: *nods*
PROSECUTOR: did you do it?
KOOL AID MAN: OH YEAH
KOOL AID MAN: *nods*
PROSECUTOR: did you do it?
KOOL AID MAN: OH YEAH
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What’s your favorite song about the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
January 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
What’s your favorite song about the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
What’s your favorite song about wishing a friend would step back from a ledge?
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
What’s your favorite song about wishing a friend would step back from a ledge?
*mechanic wipes his hands on a rag*
Well, there’s your trouble
*points to a lifetime of crippling depression and anxiety*
Well, there’s your trouble
*points to a lifetime of crippling depression and anxiety*
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
*mechanic wipes his hands on a rag*
Well, there’s your trouble
*points to a lifetime of crippling depression and anxiety*
Well, there’s your trouble
*points to a lifetime of crippling depression and anxiety*
PERSON GASPING FOR AIR: *pushes epi pen into my hand*
ME: I said no autographs
ME: I said no autographs
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
PERSON GASPING FOR AIR: *pushes epi pen into my hand*
ME: I said no autographs
ME: I said no autographs
Cookie Monster is just thicc Grover
November 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Cookie Monster is just thicc Grover
Take on cheese
(Take on cheese)
Take brie on
(Take on cheese)
Camembert
And fromage
(Take on cheese)
Take brie on
(Take on cheese)
Camembert
And fromage
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Take on cheese
(Take on cheese)
Take brie on
(Take on cheese)
Camembert
And fromage
(Take on cheese)
Take brie on
(Take on cheese)
Camembert
And fromage
Reposted by Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA
TRUMP: lets play chess
JD VANCE: sure
TRUMP: my horse guy flies across the board and hits your king in the face. I win
JD VANCE: excellent game, sir
JD VANCE: sure
TRUMP: my horse guy flies across the board and hits your king in the face. I win
JD VANCE: excellent game, sir
December 1, 2024 at 4:23 AM
TRUMP: lets play chess
JD VANCE: sure
TRUMP: my horse guy flies across the board and hits your king in the face. I win
JD VANCE: excellent game, sir
JD VANCE: sure
TRUMP: my horse guy flies across the board and hits your king in the face. I win
JD VANCE: excellent game, sir
Overpaid CEOs?
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Overpaid CEOs?
DOCTOR: *walks into waiting room* I'm sorry, he didn't make it
MY WIFE: What happened?
DOCTOR: The surgery was a success so we poured Gatorade over him and that killed him
MY WIFE: *sobbing* that's the same way his dad went
MY WIFE: What happened?
DOCTOR: The surgery was a success so we poured Gatorade over him and that killed him
MY WIFE: *sobbing* that's the same way his dad went
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
DOCTOR: *walks into waiting room* I'm sorry, he didn't make it
MY WIFE: What happened?
DOCTOR: The surgery was a success so we poured Gatorade over him and that killed him
MY WIFE: *sobbing* that's the same way his dad went
MY WIFE: What happened?
DOCTOR: The surgery was a success so we poured Gatorade over him and that killed him
MY WIFE: *sobbing* that's the same way his dad went
*sees someone eating a piece of 14-grain toast*
My bread has 15 grains but no big deal
My bread has 15 grains but no big deal
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
*sees someone eating a piece of 14-grain toast*
My bread has 15 grains but no big deal
My bread has 15 grains but no big deal
I'm not sure this is true
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I'm not sure this is true
MARGARET: Are you there God, it's me, Margaret
GOD: I have a boyfriend
GOD: I have a boyfriend
November 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
MARGARET: Are you there God, it's me, Margaret
GOD: I have a boyfriend
GOD: I have a boyfriend
*comes home from work early*
*finds wife in bed with Mr. Peanut*
Oh god. What are you, fucking nuts?
*silence*
*monocle falls to the floor*
*finds wife in bed with Mr. Peanut*
Oh god. What are you, fucking nuts?
*silence*
*monocle falls to the floor*
November 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
*comes home from work early*
*finds wife in bed with Mr. Peanut*
Oh god. What are you, fucking nuts?
*silence*
*monocle falls to the floor*
*finds wife in bed with Mr. Peanut*
Oh god. What are you, fucking nuts?
*silence*
*monocle falls to the floor*
I have memed
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I have memed
STEP 1: make a little birdhouse in your soul
STEP 2: ???
STEP 3: profit
STEP 2: ???
STEP 3: profit
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
STEP 1: make a little birdhouse in your soul
STEP 2: ???
STEP 3: profit
STEP 2: ???
STEP 3: profit
If you start the movie Weekend at Bernie's 2 and the song Down With the Sickness at the exact same time they don't sync up at all
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If you start the movie Weekend at Bernie's 2 and the song Down With the Sickness at the exact same time they don't sync up at all
Reposted by Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA
This post is funny because it references the first line of Immigrant Song, a dark and brooding meditation on Viking conquests by Led Zeppelin, and juxtaposes that with the cheap souvenirs offered at tacky vacation spots. It's basically a skeet.
November 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This post is funny because it references the first line of Immigrant Song, a dark and brooding meditation on Viking conquests by Led Zeppelin, and juxtaposes that with the cheap souvenirs offered at tacky vacation spots. It's basically a skeet.
I went to the land of the ice and snow from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I went to the land of the ice and snow from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE
YOU’RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE
YOU’RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE
YOU’RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE
YOU’RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE
Reposted by Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA
ME: I wish you would stop doing that
YOSEMITE SAM: *hopping back and forth shooting pistols repeatedly into the air* why
YOSEMITE SAM: *hopping back and forth shooting pistols repeatedly into the air* why
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
ME: I wish you would stop doing that
YOSEMITE SAM: *hopping back and forth shooting pistols repeatedly into the air* why
YOSEMITE SAM: *hopping back and forth shooting pistols repeatedly into the air* why
ME: I wish you would stop doing that
YOSEMITE SAM: *hopping back and forth shooting pistols repeatedly into the air* why
YOSEMITE SAM: *hopping back and forth shooting pistols repeatedly into the air* why
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
ME: I wish you would stop doing that
YOSEMITE SAM: *hopping back and forth shooting pistols repeatedly into the air* why
YOSEMITE SAM: *hopping back and forth shooting pistols repeatedly into the air* why
Reposted by Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA
My father was killed by the monster mash you son of a bitch
March 25, 2024 at 11:21 PM
My father was killed by the monster mash you son of a bitch
Down With the Sickness (Taylor’s Version)
November 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Down With the Sickness (Taylor’s Version)