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geekysteven
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Illustration of a medieval cook with text "in the cozied cottage straight up "simmerin it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My sopu
January 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Scene from the game Arcus Odyssey depicting two wizards flying in the air and attacking each other with wizard lightning, coalescing into a ball of energy in the middle. First wizard is labeled "GOP pushing fascism" second one labeled "Dems resisting the Left" and the ball of energy labeled "upcoming collapse of USA”
January 13, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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A switch 2 with text "The newest Nintendo console will be fully backwards compatible with the Switch library of games, and called "Switch U""
January 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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Comic book page showing Spock from Star Trek holding a gigantic spear saying "oooooh that's a nice spear dibs" Lt Bomo objects with "that spear killed Latimer idk feels disrespectful" Spock tells him "he ain't using it Imao" last panel is Dr. McCoy saying "calm down, no one is taking the spear" which Spock rejects with "i am, it's mine"
January 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Photo of a man wearing a suit with an American flag label pin and text "ACAB Includes everyone who used "terrorism" to erode civil rights"
January 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Text "POV: you read the news for more than 5 minutes" attached image is a doctor from a scene in the X-Files saying "You are really upsetting me... on several levels.”
January 11, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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Cover art for Phantasie II depicting the scene where a human is holding a glowing orb and several fantasy characters are nearby looking on with intent interest. Text reads "how it feels to find a cool rock”
January 10, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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Hey, what's going on with the Feedly Classic app?
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January 10, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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Want to get an ebook copy of Unbelievable History. It's not illegal yet!

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text "Before tomatoes were introduced to Europe, Italian chefs used a toxic red paint for sauces" attached image is an illustration of some chefs looking suspiciously at some red liquid
January 9, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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The Postman isn't a great film, but it is a great pun 10/10
scene from The Postman where Kevin Costner's character is with a horse by a dilapidated road sign looking at a map
January 9, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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Rfk Jr with Weyoun from Star Trek Deep Space Nine's face at a press conference text reads "breaking Dominion health advisor bans groatcakes and squill"
January 8, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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Chick tract with text "Most people rejected His message They hated Jesus because He told them the truth." comic panel shows Jesus in silhouette saying "you don't want a sequel for that game you're nostalgic for, the people who worked on it left the company 20 years ago" and the angry crowd telling "Shut up!"
January 8, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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Text ""Jerri Blanc isn't real, she can't hurt you" Jerri Blanc:" attached image is Benoit Blanc from Knives Out with Jerri Blank from Strangers With Candy's face saying "ah stole thuh tee veee”
January 7, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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Unbelievable History is available on Kobo devices through the Kobo store if you love Kobos

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Text "History's greatest doctor is Donald Rumsfeld, who bravely doctored photos of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq." Attached image is Dr. Rumsfeld wearing a lab coat over a microscope
January 6, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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Illustration by Earl Norem of a fantasy human warrior standing over an armored skeleton lying on the ground. Behind him is a warrior of some kind telling "halt" the first warrior says he was like this when I got here, officer" and the second warrior says "tell it to the judge”
January 6, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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Text "how it feels to get through 2025" attached image is Tidus from Final Fantasy X with a system message reading "Amazing! You've dodged 200 lightning bolts in a row!"
January 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Screenshot of a text message exchange first person says "I don't know what to say" with a photo of them holding a burned CD with "songs I'll eat you out to" written on it Second person responded "it's the sonic adventure 2 soundtrack”
January 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Illustration of an old timey delivery driver with a devil and angel over his shoulders. The devil says "run that cybertruck off the road" and the angel says "I ain't sayin' he's right, but…”
January 4, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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opening scene for bad dudes with the military guy saying a president has been kidnapped by corrupt businessmen are you distracted from them files yet?
January 4, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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Illustration by Johnny Bruck of a woman in a spaceship facepalming as an astronaut with two heads approaches. Text reads "okay, this one is on me, I did ask for more head”
January 3, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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Unbelievable History is available through Smashwords!

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Text "According to this highschool textbook I found, Napoleon Bonerface was the emperor of France and had not one, but 3 different erect penises jutting forth from his face" attached image is an illustration of Napoleon, censored about the face
January 2, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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Scene from Realms of Arkania showing a sailor on the deck of a ship that is being grabbed by a gigantic octopus. Text box reads "Captain said I can't keep you, but on the other hand, you do seem like you are very good at hugging”
January 2, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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Photo of a woman wearing retrofuturistic clothing and a humanoid robot riding bicycles. Text reads "me and who”
January 1, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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Me: 2026 is gonna be my year!

2026:
uss Voyager from Star Trek taking heavy battle damage with title card reading year of hell part 12
January 1, 2026 at 6:01 AM
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Text "the beard I wanted' next to Riker from Star Trek The Next Generation Second half of the meme is text "the beard I got" with a picture of T'pring
December 31, 2025 at 5:48 AM