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Pinned
you are
my fire
my one
bic lighter
my fire
my one
bic lighter
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do not go all willy-nilly into that good night
February 17, 2026 at 5:57 AM
do not go all willy-nilly into that good night
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Reuters: New Mexico lawmakers on Monday passed legislation to launch what they said was the first full investigation into what happened at Zorro Ranch, where the late U.S. sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is accused of trafficking and sexually assaulting girls and women.
February 17, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Reuters: New Mexico lawmakers on Monday passed legislation to launch what they said was the first full investigation into what happened at Zorro Ranch, where the late U.S. sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is accused of trafficking and sexually assaulting girls and women.
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*sipping the juice at the bottom of the clorox wipes container just to feel something*
February 15, 2026 at 12:06 AM
*sipping the juice at the bottom of the clorox wipes container just to feel something*
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The drunk uncle theory.
You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there
You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there
agree with this (hah) but also think a particular mistake the left made for a long time online, and still makes to an extent, is failing to understand that the person whose mind you may actually change is the one reading the argument you're having, not the one you're arguing with
The secret to engaging in social media debate is knowing you will never win anyone over. The best you can hope for is to have people who already agree with tell you you're awesome. You might great a dopamine thrill from the righteousness of your anger! Fine benefits, all. But you will never win.
February 16, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The drunk uncle theory.
You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there
You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there
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hey how about fuck no
Meta has patented AI that can run a dead person's account, continuing to post and chat on their behalf
It can message and video call by replicating a user's online behavior using their past data
It can message and video call by replicating a user's online behavior using their past data
February 17, 2026 at 1:00 AM
hey how about fuck no
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I’m tired of spiders thinking they can go anywhere they want! Show me your papers!
February 15, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I’m tired of spiders thinking they can go anywhere they want! Show me your papers!
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does it have to be a plane or can you just like have sex in denver or something
February 16, 2026 at 11:57 PM
does it have to be a plane or can you just like have sex in denver or something
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[at the antique store]
ME: wow this thing is awesome
*sees price*
ME: this is thing is actually the worst and i hate it
ME: wow this thing is awesome
*sees price*
ME: this is thing is actually the worst and i hate it
February 16, 2026 at 11:09 PM
[at the antique store]
ME: wow this thing is awesome
*sees price*
ME: this is thing is actually the worst and i hate it
ME: wow this thing is awesome
*sees price*
ME: this is thing is actually the worst and i hate it
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Incredible. We got to "Is a pedophile island really all that bad?" five times faster than I thought.
Noah Rothman on the Epstein files: "It is a witch hunt. It‘s a moral panic."
February 16, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Incredible. We got to "Is a pedophile island really all that bad?" five times faster than I thought.
if a baconator is a burger with real bacon meat in it then a terminator must be a burger with real arnold schwarzenegger meat in it.
February 17, 2026 at 12:52 AM
if a baconator is a burger with real bacon meat in it then a terminator must be a burger with real arnold schwarzenegger meat in it.
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on the drive home just now i was scrolling & thought i saw a cop driving next to us so i panicked and put my phone down before remembering i was in the passenger seat.
February 16, 2026 at 11:27 PM
on the drive home just now i was scrolling & thought i saw a cop driving next to us so i panicked and put my phone down before remembering i was in the passenger seat.
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first date idea: you doordash for you and the dasher
February 16, 2026 at 9:51 PM
first date idea: you doordash for you and the dasher
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There is science behind fat-bottom girls making the rockin world go round
February 16, 2026 at 11:57 PM
There is science behind fat-bottom girls making the rockin world go round
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Hey friends, if you have any- big or small to help, it all adds up to hope for one in need. I met Celia in a group I'm in for ppl who need infusions of immunoglobulin to live, like me. She works so hard, and is such a kind soul. She's so dear to me, but has incredible sickness to face like mine. 🧵
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February 16, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Hey friends, if you have any- big or small to help, it all adds up to hope for one in need. I met Celia in a group I'm in for ppl who need infusions of immunoglobulin to live, like me. She works so hard, and is such a kind soul. She's so dear to me, but has incredible sickness to face like mine. 🧵
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McDonald's hack: don't go.
February 16, 2026 at 11:46 PM
McDonald's hack: don't go.
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holy shit. hell of an analysis
February 16, 2026 at 1:15 PM
holy shit. hell of an analysis
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hr: you need to be more respectful to your colleagues
me: who reported me — horse teeth or the mouth breather?
me: who reported me — horse teeth or the mouth breather?
February 16, 2026 at 3:40 PM
hr: you need to be more respectful to your colleagues
me: who reported me — horse teeth or the mouth breather?
me: who reported me — horse teeth or the mouth breather?
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do not TP my house, TP me. mummify me. entomb me. leave me alone for a few thousand years.
February 16, 2026 at 1:32 PM
do not TP my house, TP me. mummify me. entomb me. leave me alone for a few thousand years.
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[an old Irish blessing]
May you never meet your socials in real life
May you never meet your socials in real life
February 16, 2026 at 6:46 AM
[an old Irish blessing]
May you never meet your socials in real life
May you never meet your socials in real life
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Bluesky merch store: forever 38
February 15, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Bluesky merch store: forever 38
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thank you, algorithm
February 16, 2026 at 8:07 PM
thank you, algorithm
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👀 Invoking Orwell, a federal judge has ordered the Trump administration to restore panels and historical acknowledgments of the history of slavery that the National Park Service removed in Philadelphia. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 16, 2026 at 6:24 PM
👀 Invoking Orwell, a federal judge has ordered the Trump administration to restore panels and historical acknowledgments of the history of slavery that the National Park Service removed in Philadelphia. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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FWIW, I just emailed NYT's standards editor to ask about the paper's policy on this. Will update if I get a response.
Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
February 16, 2026 at 7:42 PM
FWIW, I just emailed NYT's standards editor to ask about the paper's policy on this. Will update if I get a response.
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again this is the stuff *they are proactively letting us see to shut us up*
Endless network of monsters rapists and pedophiles all protecting and propping up one another
February 16, 2026 at 6:45 PM
again this is the stuff *they are proactively letting us see to shut us up*