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i thought a labubu was a vagina injury
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Me: For the holidays I bought you this vast expanse of concrete to park all your cars!
Mariah Carey: I don’t want a lot for Christmas
Mariah Carey: I don’t want a lot for Christmas
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Me: For the holidays I bought you this vast expanse of concrete to park all your cars!
Mariah Carey: I don’t want a lot for Christmas
Mariah Carey: I don’t want a lot for Christmas
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they should make a hug you can buy from someone who really means it
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
they should make a hug you can buy from someone who really means it
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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When calligraphers get mad they send strongly lettered words
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
When calligraphers get mad they send strongly lettered words
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You telling me I don't have to pay anything for these radicals?
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
You telling me I don't have to pay anything for these radicals?
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Man, I’m kind of sorry for being such a smartass today but let me promise you this one thing it will happen again
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man, I’m kind of sorry for being such a smartass today but let me promise you this one thing it will happen again
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come sit with me love just a lil while…
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
come sit with me love just a lil while…
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you guys only like me when i'm suffering from the curse of desire
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
you guys only like me when i'm suffering from the curse of desire
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holy shit a talking muffin
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
holy shit a talking muffin
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To everyone who said this isn't a dating app: what else have you lied about?
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
To everyone who said this isn't a dating app: what else have you lied about?
it's been an hour since i had a slice of chicken pot pie and i'm still not feeling it. should i eat more?
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 AM
it's been an hour since i had a slice of chicken pot pie and i'm still not feeling it. should i eat more?
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Lot of people on here who are *scratching uncomfortably* not people
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Lot of people on here who are *scratching uncomfortably* not people
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Burnt my finger tips cooking a perfect time for a crime spree.
December 14, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Burnt my finger tips cooking a perfect time for a crime spree.
it wasn't that long ago that we could all joke and laugh about non-psychotic things
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
it wasn't that long ago that we could all joke and laugh about non-psychotic things
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these people would not last 5 min in a horror movie. “oh there’s a noise in the attic? can’t be anything good. better go see what it is.” not me though, i’m turning my tv volume up. that’s none of my business
Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
these people would not last 5 min in a horror movie. “oh there’s a noise in the attic? can’t be anything good. better go see what it is.” not me though, i’m turning my tv volume up. that’s none of my business
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Go ahead, put me on your stupid lists
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Go ahead, put me on your stupid lists
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whoever came up with the word puzzles should name more things
November 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
whoever came up with the word puzzles should name more things
hard to believe that tim robbins is tim robinson's dad
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
hard to believe that tim robbins is tim robinson's dad
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people put a lot of terrible things in my feed
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
people put a lot of terrible things in my feed
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I bet people who don’t repost drive slow in the passing lane and block grocery aisles
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I bet people who don’t repost drive slow in the passing lane and block grocery aisles
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Alanis Morissette:🎵 It's not fair, to deny me / Of the Cocaine Bear that you gave to me 🎶
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Alanis Morissette:🎵 It's not fair, to deny me / Of the Cocaine Bear that you gave to me 🎶
list of activities i'm unwilling to conduct in a bathrobe on a sunday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
list of activities i'm unwilling to conduct in a bathrobe on a sunday:
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Me: I want my pills wrapped in cheese like my dogs.
Pharmacist:
Pharmacist:
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Me: I want my pills wrapped in cheese like my dogs.
Pharmacist:
Pharmacist: