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Pinned
you are
my fire
my one
bic lighter
my fire
my one
bic lighter
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i love bluesky because instead of being forced to read elon musk's tweets i'm forced to read screenshots of elon musk's tweets
February 15, 2026 at 7:49 PM
i love bluesky because instead of being forced to read elon musk's tweets i'm forced to read screenshots of elon musk's tweets
the periodic table of the elephants is this anything
February 15, 2026 at 8:42 PM
the periodic table of the elephants is this anything
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Hinge translations:
Figuring out my dating goals = fuckin mess, possibly married
Not political = dumb/privileged
Moderate = republican
Catholic = grow up
5'6" = 5'3"
Figuring out my dating goals = fuckin mess, possibly married
Not political = dumb/privileged
Moderate = republican
Catholic = grow up
5'6" = 5'3"
February 15, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Hinge translations:
Figuring out my dating goals = fuckin mess, possibly married
Not political = dumb/privileged
Moderate = republican
Catholic = grow up
5'6" = 5'3"
Figuring out my dating goals = fuckin mess, possibly married
Not political = dumb/privileged
Moderate = republican
Catholic = grow up
5'6" = 5'3"
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If you hand me a bag of loose, unwrapped chocolates I'll just eat them, no questions asked
February 12, 2026 at 4:35 AM
If you hand me a bag of loose, unwrapped chocolates I'll just eat them, no questions asked
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Jeez it’s only one day after Valentine’s Day and the stores already have their Ides of March stuff out on display
February 15, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Jeez it’s only one day after Valentine’s Day and the stores already have their Ides of March stuff out on display
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sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really
February 15, 2026 at 5:38 AM
sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really
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Good morning, Sky Crush.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Good morning, Sky Crush.
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AQUAMAN: this is my best watercolor painting yet
[later, back in Atlantis]
AM: no no no noooooooo
[later, back in Atlantis]
AM: no no no noooooooo
February 15, 2026 at 2:38 PM
AQUAMAN: this is my best watercolor painting yet
[later, back in Atlantis]
AM: no no no noooooooo
[later, back in Atlantis]
AM: no no no noooooooo
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I don't know who needs to hear this but if your car alarm has been going off outside my window for an hour could you please go fuck yourself immediately
February 15, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but if your car alarm has been going off outside my window for an hour could you please go fuck yourself immediately
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A boy band for modern times, N'SAID.
February 14, 2026 at 8:41 PM
A boy band for modern times, N'SAID.
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My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
February 15, 2026 at 2:22 AM
My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
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I'm putting together a team
February 15, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I'm putting together a team
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Everyone out here hacking on Friday the 13th like Monday the 16th isn't the real enemy
February 14, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Everyone out here hacking on Friday the 13th like Monday the 16th isn't the real enemy
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ROSES ARE RED
VIOLENCE IS RED
EVERYTHING IS RED
AND OH MY GOD IS THAT VISCERA?
VIOLENCE IS RED
EVERYTHING IS RED
AND OH MY GOD IS THAT VISCERA?
February 15, 2026 at 2:44 AM
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLENCE IS RED
EVERYTHING IS RED
AND OH MY GOD IS THAT VISCERA?
VIOLENCE IS RED
EVERYTHING IS RED
AND OH MY GOD IS THAT VISCERA?
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kinda sucks that there's only one day a year it's acceptable to put on a diaper and shoot arrows at people
February 15, 2026 at 4:07 AM
kinda sucks that there's only one day a year it's acceptable to put on a diaper and shoot arrows at people
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Is it just me or does everyone get nervous when they're stealing a car
February 12, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Is it just me or does everyone get nervous when they're stealing a car
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the most disappointing thing about the Winter Olympics is no yetis
February 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
the most disappointing thing about the Winter Olympics is no yetis
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Jerking off with my
February 15, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Jerking off with my
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bro the turtles were teenagers
February 14, 2026 at 11:32 PM
bro the turtles were teenagers
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A Valentine’s Day haiku:
Roses may be red
But the goal of my poem
Is you in my bed
Roses may be red
But the goal of my poem
Is you in my bed
February 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
A Valentine’s Day haiku:
Roses may be red
But the goal of my poem
Is you in my bed
Roses may be red
But the goal of my poem
Is you in my bed
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sometimes I scroll through my Venmo feed and that’s how I find out what people I haven’t spoken to in years are up to now
February 14, 2026 at 10:08 PM
sometimes I scroll through my Venmo feed and that’s how I find out what people I haven’t spoken to in years are up to now
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Don't let the Olympics fool you. Fun, sexy snow is a myth. Snow is an emergency.
February 15, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Don't let the Olympics fool you. Fun, sexy snow is a myth. Snow is an emergency.
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🧡 from my squirrel
February 14, 2026 at 3:04 PM
🧡 from my squirrel
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over-hydrating, until I shit my brains out, might fix me today
February 15, 2026 at 2:28 PM
over-hydrating, until I shit my brains out, might fix me today