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alicia keys barbecuing: it's just a grill and it's on fire
February 18, 2026 at 3:49 PM
alicia keys barbecuing: it's just a grill and it's on fire
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“Good to know.”
But it was not, in fact, good to know.
But it was not, in fact, good to know.
February 18, 2026 at 11:31 AM
“Good to know.”
But it was not, in fact, good to know.
But it was not, in fact, good to know.
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one reset I'd personally appreciate: behind the insistence that we must offer the electorate a little bigotry is the idea that commoners are more bigoted than the richer and more educated, who can be appealed to with high minded policy. but then you Ctrl+F "phrenology" in the Epstein files
What strikes me is that 'the volk' have incredibly incoherent and everywhere ideas, but the people who claim to speak for them in the press are like clerics who think there are two poles for all politics and everything must fit between them. These poles are like, eight inches apart
February 18, 2026 at 1:19 PM
one reset I'd personally appreciate: behind the insistence that we must offer the electorate a little bigotry is the idea that commoners are more bigoted than the richer and more educated, who can be appealed to with high minded policy. but then you Ctrl+F "phrenology" in the Epstein files
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In other news, a research group is about to be audited by the IRS and all if its researchers prosecuted for mortgage fraud.
February 10, 2026 at 1:16 AM
In other news, a research group is about to be audited by the IRS and all if its researchers prosecuted for mortgage fraud.
the trojans are coming from inside the horse
February 18, 2026 at 2:03 PM
the trojans are coming from inside the horse
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oh yippee my child learned how to whistle
February 16, 2026 at 3:52 PM
oh yippee my child learned how to whistle
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If I ever have an out-of-body experience, I’m going to do my best to go back into the body of a much wealthier person.
February 18, 2026 at 1:07 PM
If I ever have an out-of-body experience, I’m going to do my best to go back into the body of a much wealthier person.
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feeling melancholy and artsy today, might dye my grandmother’s hair blue
February 18, 2026 at 1:09 PM
feeling melancholy and artsy today, might dye my grandmother’s hair blue
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Be nice to people with glasses. We pay to see you
February 18, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Be nice to people with glasses. We pay to see you
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ME: *flawlessly performs Kate Bush's iconic dance from her Wuthering Heights video
COP: Ok so now we'll do MY field sobriety test
COP: Ok so now we'll do MY field sobriety test
February 18, 2026 at 12:16 PM
ME: *flawlessly performs Kate Bush's iconic dance from her Wuthering Heights video
COP: Ok so now we'll do MY field sobriety test
COP: Ok so now we'll do MY field sobriety test
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shaving my pubes into a helipad so he’ll do that thing i like (land his helicopter on my isla nublar and send his scientists out to discover a mad billionaire’s dinosaur island)
February 18, 2026 at 5:40 AM
shaving my pubes into a helipad so he’ll do that thing i like (land his helicopter on my isla nublar and send his scientists out to discover a mad billionaire’s dinosaur island)
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the milk is coming from inside the cows
February 18, 2026 at 8:28 AM
the milk is coming from inside the cows
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This sign goes so hard
February 18, 2026 at 3:38 AM
This sign goes so hard
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Seriously though, all these people obsessed with sex, singing about it and living for it… haven’t they heard of food?
February 18, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Seriously though, all these people obsessed with sex, singing about it and living for it… haven’t they heard of food?
me, punching jeff bezos in the face right after blue origin touches down:
February 18, 2026 at 2:28 AM
me, punching jeff bezos in the face right after blue origin touches down:
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RFK Jr visiting his friend Jeffrey Epstein’s Manhattan apartment
February 17, 2026 at 10:55 PM
RFK Jr visiting his friend Jeffrey Epstein’s Manhattan apartment
as dogshit as this video is, i unmuted and was reminded that this song is even worse.
February 18, 2026 at 1:51 AM
as dogshit as this video is, i unmuted and was reminded that this song is even worse.
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girl what the shit are you even talking about?
Council Member Pearll Warren speaking against a resolution calling for defunding immigration enforcement. Says it would leave us defenseless against immigrants from "the land of one-eyed people eaters, and they had three hairs on top of their head — if they're doing something crazy that's not okay."
February 18, 2026 at 1:18 AM
girl what the shit are you even talking about?
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People who immigrate to the U.S. come here to find safety and opportunity and contribute to our communities.
We should be welcomed with dignity, not demonized.
We should be welcomed with dignity, not demonized.
February 17, 2026 at 8:26 PM
People who immigrate to the U.S. come here to find safety and opportunity and contribute to our communities.
We should be welcomed with dignity, not demonized.
We should be welcomed with dignity, not demonized.
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Face down, ass up. I don’t know who my real dad is.
Seen a lot of people posting their old hit tweets here so I figured I’d do the same.
That senator Obama sure seems like a nice guy. Might make a good president one day. (This had 4m likes i expect at least that many)
That senator Obama sure seems like a nice guy. Might make a good president one day. (This had 4m likes i expect at least that many)
February 18, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Face down, ass up. I don’t know who my real dad is.
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If you don’t promise to sew your mouth to the asshole of the human centipede that is the DNC you are a wrecker
February 18, 2026 at 12:24 AM
If you don’t promise to sew your mouth to the asshole of the human centipede that is the DNC you are a wrecker
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I’m sorry, but if we hold everyone in the Epstein files accountable for their involvement and punish each one for their crimes to the fullest extent, we will begin to collapse a long-standing system that has only given power to elitist excrement and I don’t see a motherfucking problem with this
February 17, 2026 at 8:38 AM
I’m sorry, but if we hold everyone in the Epstein files accountable for their involvement and punish each one for their crimes to the fullest extent, we will begin to collapse a long-standing system that has only given power to elitist excrement and I don’t see a motherfucking problem with this
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can’t. I’m pumping up the jam
February 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
can’t. I’m pumping up the jam