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Training for the UFC by going to Waffle House and talking shit
January 31, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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selling my nudes, they’re two for the price of one (1) human soul. serious inquiries only.
February 16, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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kebab is actually short for kerobert
February 16, 2026 at 2:15 AM
making a conscious effort to be more exhilarated this year
February 16, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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Who up limpin their Bizkit?
Who up greenin they day
Who up fleetwoodin they mac
February 16, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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shaking my ass (threateningly)
February 16, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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accidentally murdered a tiny spider while scrubbing my shower today, and I don’t think that guilt is just going to go away overnight
February 16, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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A nice thing about getting older and becoming invisible is the number of times the same person will give you a sample of bourbon chicken at the mall
February 16, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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I guess I should do something....

*keeps scrolling*
February 16, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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fun fact: the average person, per year, has 8 spiders crawl up they butthole
I’m tired of spiders thinking they can go anywhere they want! Show me your papers!
February 15, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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I liked the song better when I thought the title was "Lunatic's Fridge"
February 16, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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Monday: *exists*

Me: Why are you doing this to me?
February 16, 2026 at 1:30 PM
do not TP my house, TP me. mummify me. entomb me. leave me alone for a few thousand years.
February 16, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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Another weekend passes where the rhythm did not get me
February 16, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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now that I have your attention I won't be giving it back
February 16, 2026 at 9:02 AM
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I resisted eating dessert tonight

please clap
February 16, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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Save me, soggy 3 hour old caesar salad
February 16, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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The lonelier I get, the more I try to connect with other people. The more I connect with other people, the more I want to be alone. The more time I spend alone, the lonelier I get.
February 16, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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Jizz fusion
February 15, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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How many feet pics for about $251.56 of yarn? You know, hypothetically...
February 16, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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Please sign and share to help this innocent man who not only didn’t pull the trigger, but the man who did got life without parole, while Sonny is set to be executed for a murder he didn’t commit on March 12th. Gov Kay Ivey needs to do the right thing.
February 16, 2026 at 7:36 AM
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it's the "I did not inhale" of our time

but so much infinitely worse
February 16, 2026 at 9:18 AM
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I didn’t make this, but it’s pretty spot on
February 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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You whisper sweet nothings. I'll whisper sweet somethings.
February 15, 2026 at 11:12 PM