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me, punching jeff bezos in the face right after blue origin touches down:
February 18, 2026 at 2:28 AM
me, punching jeff bezos in the face right after blue origin touches down:
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RFK Jr visiting his friend Jeffrey Epstein’s Manhattan apartment
February 17, 2026 at 10:55 PM
RFK Jr visiting his friend Jeffrey Epstein’s Manhattan apartment
as dogshit as this video is, i unmuted and was reminded that this song is even worse.
February 18, 2026 at 1:51 AM
as dogshit as this video is, i unmuted and was reminded that this song is even worse.
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girl what the shit are you even talking about?
Council Member Pearll Warren speaking against a resolution calling for defunding immigration enforcement. Says it would leave us defenseless against immigrants from "the land of one-eyed people eaters, and they had three hairs on top of their head — if they're doing something crazy that's not okay."
February 18, 2026 at 1:18 AM
girl what the shit are you even talking about?
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People who immigrate to the U.S. come here to find safety and opportunity and contribute to our communities.
We should be welcomed with dignity, not demonized.
We should be welcomed with dignity, not demonized.
February 17, 2026 at 8:26 PM
People who immigrate to the U.S. come here to find safety and opportunity and contribute to our communities.
We should be welcomed with dignity, not demonized.
We should be welcomed with dignity, not demonized.
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Face down, ass up. I don’t know who my real dad is.
Seen a lot of people posting their old hit tweets here so I figured I’d do the same.
That senator Obama sure seems like a nice guy. Might make a good president one day. (This had 4m likes i expect at least that many)
That senator Obama sure seems like a nice guy. Might make a good president one day. (This had 4m likes i expect at least that many)
February 18, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Face down, ass up. I don’t know who my real dad is.
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If you don’t promise to sew your mouth to the asshole of the human centipede that is the DNC you are a wrecker
February 18, 2026 at 12:24 AM
If you don’t promise to sew your mouth to the asshole of the human centipede that is the DNC you are a wrecker
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I’m sorry, but if we hold everyone in the Epstein files accountable for their involvement and punish each one for their crimes to the fullest extent, we will begin to collapse a long-standing system that has only given power to elitist excrement and I don’t see a motherfucking problem with this
February 17, 2026 at 8:38 AM
I’m sorry, but if we hold everyone in the Epstein files accountable for their involvement and punish each one for their crimes to the fullest extent, we will begin to collapse a long-standing system that has only given power to elitist excrement and I don’t see a motherfucking problem with this
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can’t. I’m pumping up the jam
February 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
can’t. I’m pumping up the jam
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goats are my favorite animal and one of the reasons is that they can punch you in the face with their face
February 18, 2026 at 12:42 AM
goats are my favorite animal and one of the reasons is that they can punch you in the face with their face
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denim. the most breathable fabric known to man
February 18, 2026 at 12:23 AM
denim. the most breathable fabric known to man
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I'm giving up using turn signals for lent
February 17, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I'm giving up using turn signals for lent
me and who
Pitbull & BST Hyde Park are officially hosting a Guinness World Records attempt for the ‘largest gathering of people wearing bald caps’ during his headlining show on July 10th.
February 18, 2026 at 12:24 AM
me and who
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I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 yrs of housework in 30 minutes
June 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 yrs of housework in 30 minutes
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my baby screams when he poops and i think that's beautiful
January 3, 2026 at 12:27 PM
my baby screams when he poops and i think that's beautiful
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February 17, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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Bringing that idgaf charm to all that I do
February 17, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Bringing that idgaf charm to all that I do
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Read this sentence slowly:
“Gov. Gavin Newsom, crypto executives and business leaders are ramping up efforts this week to stop the proposed wealth tax...”
gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/u...
“Gov. Gavin Newsom, crypto executives and business leaders are ramping up efforts this week to stop the proposed wealth tax...”
gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/u...
As Bernie Sanders Comes to California, Wealth Tax Opponents Intensify Efforts
www.nytimes.com
February 17, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Read this sentence slowly:
“Gov. Gavin Newsom, crypto executives and business leaders are ramping up efforts this week to stop the proposed wealth tax...”
gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/u...
“Gov. Gavin Newsom, crypto executives and business leaders are ramping up efforts this week to stop the proposed wealth tax...”
gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/u...
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is it too late for me to become a nun
February 17, 2026 at 10:56 PM
is it too late for me to become a nun
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Always find it a bit ghoulish that streaming services suddenly add or front load titles after an actor dies
February 17, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Always find it a bit ghoulish that streaming services suddenly add or front load titles after an actor dies
dirty jobs with mike rowe at a brothel
February 17, 2026 at 11:14 PM
dirty jobs with mike rowe at a brothel
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Don't worry about the scratches on the walls on the way to my basement. I just have a really tall cat
February 17, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Don't worry about the scratches on the walls on the way to my basement. I just have a really tall cat
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Roses are red
Toss my salad
Toss my salad
February 15, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Roses are red
Toss my salad
Toss my salad
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my toxic trait is that when i watch olympic speed skating i am fully confident that i could do it faster
February 17, 2026 at 5:56 PM
my toxic trait is that when i watch olympic speed skating i am fully confident that i could do it faster
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Expectations are a scam fueled by big history
February 15, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Expectations are a scam fueled by big history