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Pinned
you are
my fire
my one
bic lighter
my fire
my one
bic lighter
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If you don’t promise to sew your mouth to the asshole of the human centipede that is the DNC you are a wrecker
February 18, 2026 at 12:24 AM
If you don’t promise to sew your mouth to the asshole of the human centipede that is the DNC you are a wrecker
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I’m sorry, but if we hold everyone in the Epstein files accountable for their involvement and punish each one for their crimes to the fullest extent, we will begin to collapse a long-standing system that has only given power to elitist excrement and I don’t see a motherfucking problem with this
February 17, 2026 at 8:38 AM
I’m sorry, but if we hold everyone in the Epstein files accountable for their involvement and punish each one for their crimes to the fullest extent, we will begin to collapse a long-standing system that has only given power to elitist excrement and I don’t see a motherfucking problem with this
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can’t. I’m pumping up the jam
February 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
can’t. I’m pumping up the jam
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goats are my favorite animal and one of the reasons is that they can punch you in the face with their face
February 18, 2026 at 12:42 AM
goats are my favorite animal and one of the reasons is that they can punch you in the face with their face
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denim. the most breathable fabric known to man
February 18, 2026 at 12:23 AM
denim. the most breathable fabric known to man
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I'm giving up using turn signals for lent
February 17, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I'm giving up using turn signals for lent
me and who
Pitbull & BST Hyde Park are officially hosting a Guinness World Records attempt for the ‘largest gathering of people wearing bald caps’ during his headlining show on July 10th.
February 18, 2026 at 12:24 AM
me and who
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I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 yrs of housework in 30 minutes
June 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 yrs of housework in 30 minutes
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my baby screams when he poops and i think that's beautiful
January 3, 2026 at 12:27 PM
my baby screams when he poops and i think that's beautiful
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February 17, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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Bringing that idgaf charm to all that I do
February 17, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Bringing that idgaf charm to all that I do
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Read this sentence slowly:
“Gov. Gavin Newsom, crypto executives and business leaders are ramping up efforts this week to stop the proposed wealth tax...”
gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/u...
“Gov. Gavin Newsom, crypto executives and business leaders are ramping up efforts this week to stop the proposed wealth tax...”
gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/u...
As Bernie Sanders Comes to California, Wealth Tax Opponents Intensify Efforts
www.nytimes.com
February 17, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Read this sentence slowly:
“Gov. Gavin Newsom, crypto executives and business leaders are ramping up efforts this week to stop the proposed wealth tax...”
gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/u...
“Gov. Gavin Newsom, crypto executives and business leaders are ramping up efforts this week to stop the proposed wealth tax...”
gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/u...
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is it too late for me to become a nun
February 17, 2026 at 10:56 PM
is it too late for me to become a nun
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Always find it a bit ghoulish that streaming services suddenly add or front load titles after an actor dies
February 17, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Always find it a bit ghoulish that streaming services suddenly add or front load titles after an actor dies
dirty jobs with mike rowe at a brothel
February 17, 2026 at 11:14 PM
dirty jobs with mike rowe at a brothel
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Don't worry about the scratches on the walls on the way to my basement. I just have a really tall cat
February 17, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Don't worry about the scratches on the walls on the way to my basement. I just have a really tall cat
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Roses are red
Toss my salad
Toss my salad
February 15, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Roses are red
Toss my salad
Toss my salad
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my toxic trait is that when i watch olympic speed skating i am fully confident that i could do it faster
February 17, 2026 at 5:56 PM
my toxic trait is that when i watch olympic speed skating i am fully confident that i could do it faster
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Expectations are a scam fueled by big history
February 15, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Expectations are a scam fueled by big history
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When the pop-ups tell the real story
February 17, 2026 at 8:14 PM
When the pop-ups tell the real story
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if any of y’all are in quirky indie bands and looking for an accordion to punch up your sound my influenza lungs are ready to put on little suspenders and bolo ties and get to work
February 17, 2026 at 5:53 PM
if any of y’all are in quirky indie bands and looking for an accordion to punch up your sound my influenza lungs are ready to put on little suspenders and bolo ties and get to work
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My wife said AI in Outlook has started to send summary notes about emails and the summaries are longer than the emails and full of wrong info lol. "I got a 5 word email from my coworker that said 'Lunch will be at 1' and the summary said 'Your lunch meeting is now at 11' lmaoo
you know what would be a great way to market the AI technology you really want me to use but which I have thus far refused to touch?
what if you used it to imply that my emails are poorly written, in real time as I'm writing them, even though I'm consciously trying to avoid sounding like AI?
what if you used it to imply that my emails are poorly written, in real time as I'm writing them, even though I'm consciously trying to avoid sounding like AI?
February 17, 2026 at 8:07 PM
My wife said AI in Outlook has started to send summary notes about emails and the summaries are longer than the emails and full of wrong info lol. "I got a 5 word email from my coworker that said 'Lunch will be at 1' and the summary said 'Your lunch meeting is now at 11' lmaoo
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Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry. I finally made my first starter pack and absolutely everyone looked like a complete stranger.
February 17, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry. I finally made my first starter pack and absolutely everyone looked like a complete stranger.
please, for the love of god, how do i unlearn how to dougie.
February 17, 2026 at 8:08 PM
please, for the love of god, how do i unlearn how to dougie.