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hard to believe that steakhouses serve filets of those little yellow dudes from despicable me. delicious though.
February 14, 2026 at 3:31 AM
hard to believe that steakhouses serve filets of those little yellow dudes from despicable me. delicious though.
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i bet it would feel so good if we could put our bodies into low power mode
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
i bet it would feel so good if we could put our bodies into low power mode
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and now for my signature move
breaking up with you at the beginning of an hj
breaking up with you at the beginning of an hj
a guy who gets dumped in the middle of a couples massage
February 14, 2026 at 12:07 AM
and now for my signature move
breaking up with you at the beginning of an hj
breaking up with you at the beginning of an hj
a guy who gets dumped in the middle of a couples massage
February 14, 2026 at 12:05 AM
a guy who gets dumped in the middle of a couples massage
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yeah i'm kinda going to insist on the guillotine
February 11, 2026 at 1:19 AM
yeah i'm kinda going to insist on the guillotine
on some airlines, it is your flight attendants that have to pick this up. they walk by 16x collecting trash and you still gotta leave it on your seat. i think they should leave a note on your booking if you did this.
may have just scolded the lady next to me on this flight for leaving her trash in the seat right before we deplaned. “i don’t think you should leave your trash.” “who cares what you think” [observes she has a copy of the new york times in her hands]
February 13, 2026 at 9:08 PM
on some airlines, it is your flight attendants that have to pick this up. they walk by 16x collecting trash and you still gotta leave it on your seat. i think they should leave a note on your booking if you did this.
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Jerry Lee Lewis having great balls of fire makes me feel even worse for his teen cousin bride. I think this condition in women is called labias ablaze.
February 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Jerry Lee Lewis having great balls of fire makes me feel even worse for his teen cousin bride. I think this condition in women is called labias ablaze.
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pessimist: the glass is half empty
optimist: the glass is half full
optometrist: the glasses will be $700
optimist: the glass is half full
optometrist: the glasses will be $700
February 12, 2026 at 8:32 PM
pessimist: the glass is half empty
optimist: the glass is half full
optometrist: the glasses will be $700
optimist: the glass is half full
optometrist: the glasses will be $700
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he was so real for this
February 13, 2026 at 6:17 PM
he was so real for this
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JUST IN: US judge orders Trump administration to facilitate deported college student Any Lucia Lopez Belloza's return reut.rs/4ah9SzV
February 13, 2026 at 6:42 PM
JUST IN: US judge orders Trump administration to facilitate deported college student Any Lucia Lopez Belloza's return reut.rs/4ah9SzV
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if it wasn’t for bsky dot app i would’ve never remembered today was friday the 13th
February 13, 2026 at 5:25 PM
if it wasn’t for bsky dot app i would’ve never remembered today was friday the 13th
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
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~ swinton is a great actor
February 13, 2026 at 4:53 PM
~ swinton is a great actor
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I wonder what they do with the sleeves when they make a vest.
February 13, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I wonder what they do with the sleeves when they make a vest.
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i’m sending you all one conversation heart each for valentine’s day so if you want a specific one lmk now
February 13, 2026 at 1:42 PM
i’m sending you all one conversation heart each for valentine’s day so if you want a specific one lmk now
saving your most seismic farts for sex is a good way to ensure she never chooses the vibrator over you
February 13, 2026 at 3:57 PM
saving your most seismic farts for sex is a good way to ensure she never chooses the vibrator over you
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Advertisement:
"Give your Sweetheart some sweets this Valentine's day"
Wilford Brimley: {disappointed sigh}
"Give your Sweetheart some sweets this Valentine's day"
Wilford Brimley: {disappointed sigh}
February 13, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Advertisement:
"Give your Sweetheart some sweets this Valentine's day"
Wilford Brimley: {disappointed sigh}
"Give your Sweetheart some sweets this Valentine's day"
Wilford Brimley: {disappointed sigh}
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love that our secretary of health’s brilliant plan for building up immunity is to snort cocaine off of toilet seats
February 13, 2026 at 2:44 PM
love that our secretary of health’s brilliant plan for building up immunity is to snort cocaine off of toilet seats
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my favorite thing about valentine’s day is masturbating while eating chocolate
February 13, 2026 at 12:17 AM
my favorite thing about valentine’s day is masturbating while eating chocolate
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Don't make me do it (press the button that says restore 68 tabs)
February 13, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Don't make me do it (press the button that says restore 68 tabs)
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Reading through my posts and diagnosing myself as wifeable material
February 12, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Reading through my posts and diagnosing myself as wifeable material
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Lifting my leg up to fart like a dog taking a piss
February 13, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Lifting my leg up to fart like a dog taking a piss
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I have to serve decaffeinated sarcasm to some of you.
February 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I have to serve decaffeinated sarcasm to some of you.
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mfer forgot the word humidifier and asked if the air wetter was on
February 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
mfer forgot the word humidifier and asked if the air wetter was on