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@grilldcheese.bsky.social
shitpostmaster general
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Pinned
you are
my fire
my one
bic lighter
my fire
my one
bic lighter
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Training for the UFC by going to Waffle House and talking shit
January 31, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Training for the UFC by going to Waffle House and talking shit
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selling my nudes, they’re two for the price of one (1) human soul. serious inquiries only.
February 16, 2026 at 4:23 PM
selling my nudes, they’re two for the price of one (1) human soul. serious inquiries only.
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kebab is actually short for kerobert
February 16, 2026 at 2:15 AM
kebab is actually short for kerobert
making a conscious effort to be more exhilarated this year
February 16, 2026 at 3:42 PM
making a conscious effort to be more exhilarated this year
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Who up limpin their Bizkit?
Who up greenin they day
Who up fleetwoodin they mac
February 16, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Who up limpin their Bizkit?
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shaking my ass (threateningly)
February 16, 2026 at 1:58 PM
shaking my ass (threateningly)
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accidentally murdered a tiny spider while scrubbing my shower today, and I don’t think that guilt is just going to go away overnight
February 16, 2026 at 12:05 AM
accidentally murdered a tiny spider while scrubbing my shower today, and I don’t think that guilt is just going to go away overnight
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A nice thing about getting older and becoming invisible is the number of times the same person will give you a sample of bourbon chicken at the mall
February 16, 2026 at 2:09 PM
A nice thing about getting older and becoming invisible is the number of times the same person will give you a sample of bourbon chicken at the mall
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I guess I should do something....
*keeps scrolling*
*keeps scrolling*
February 16, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I guess I should do something....
*keeps scrolling*
*keeps scrolling*
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fun fact: the average person, per year, has 8 spiders crawl up they butthole
I’m tired of spiders thinking they can go anywhere they want! Show me your papers!
February 15, 2026 at 8:59 PM
fun fact: the average person, per year, has 8 spiders crawl up they butthole
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I liked the song better when I thought the title was "Lunatic's Fridge"
February 16, 2026 at 1:15 PM
I liked the song better when I thought the title was "Lunatic's Fridge"
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Monday: *exists*
Me: Why are you doing this to me?
Me: Why are you doing this to me?
February 16, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Monday: *exists*
Me: Why are you doing this to me?
Me: Why are you doing this to me?
do not TP my house, TP me. mummify me. entomb me. leave me alone for a few thousand years.
February 16, 2026 at 1:32 PM
do not TP my house, TP me. mummify me. entomb me. leave me alone for a few thousand years.
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Another weekend passes where the rhythm did not get me
February 16, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Another weekend passes where the rhythm did not get me
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now that I have your attention I won't be giving it back
February 16, 2026 at 9:02 AM
now that I have your attention I won't be giving it back
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I resisted eating dessert tonight
please clap
please clap
February 16, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I resisted eating dessert tonight
please clap
please clap
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Save me, soggy 3 hour old caesar salad
February 16, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Save me, soggy 3 hour old caesar salad
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The lonelier I get, the more I try to connect with other people. The more I connect with other people, the more I want to be alone. The more time I spend alone, the lonelier I get.
February 16, 2026 at 2:33 AM
The lonelier I get, the more I try to connect with other people. The more I connect with other people, the more I want to be alone. The more time I spend alone, the lonelier I get.
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How many feet pics for about $251.56 of yarn? You know, hypothetically...
February 16, 2026 at 2:19 AM
How many feet pics for about $251.56 of yarn? You know, hypothetically...
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Please sign and share to help this innocent man who not only didn’t pull the trigger, but the man who did got life without parole, while Sonny is set to be executed for a murder he didn’t commit on March 12th. Gov Kay Ivey needs to do the right thing.
I just signed a @uscedp.bsky.social petition: Gov. Ivey: Please Grant Clemency to Charles "Sonny" Burton Who Faces Execution Despite Not Having Killed Anyone. Sign here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/go...
Gov. Ivey: Please Grant Clemency to Charles "Sonny" Burton Who Faces Execution Despite Not Having Killed Anyone
The State of Alabama wants to execute Charles "Sonny" Burton for capital murder. But Sonny never killed anyone. The identity of the shooter, Derrick DeBruce, was never in dispute. However, Alabama al...
actionnetwork.org
February 16, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Please sign and share to help this innocent man who not only didn’t pull the trigger, but the man who did got life without parole, while Sonny is set to be executed for a murder he didn’t commit on March 12th. Gov Kay Ivey needs to do the right thing.
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it's the "I did not inhale" of our time
but so much infinitely worse
but so much infinitely worse
The President of the United States most likely raped girls along with his best friend Epstein.
www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
New videos resurface showing Trump partying with underage girls
We’ve all seen Pam Bondi’s petulant performance before the House this week, screaming at members of Congress as they ask why various Epstein files remain redacted for Co-conspirators and perpetrators ...
www.dailykos.com
February 16, 2026 at 9:18 AM
it's the "I did not inhale" of our time
but so much infinitely worse
but so much infinitely worse
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babe wake up another metaphor for our love just, well it collapsed honey, that's what it did
February 16, 2026 at 11:54 AM
babe wake up another metaphor for our love just, well it collapsed honey, that's what it did
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I didn’t make this, but it’s pretty spot on
February 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I didn’t make this, but it’s pretty spot on
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You whisper sweet nothings. I'll whisper sweet somethings.
February 15, 2026 at 11:12 PM
You whisper sweet nothings. I'll whisper sweet somethings.