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Monday: *exists*

Me: Why are you doing this to me?
February 16, 2026 at 1:30 PM
do not TP my house, TP me. mummify me. entomb me. leave me alone for a few thousand years.
February 16, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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Another weekend passes where the rhythm did not get me
February 16, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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now that I have your attention I won't be giving it back
February 16, 2026 at 9:02 AM
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I resisted eating dessert tonight

please clap
February 16, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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Save me, soggy 3 hour old caesar salad
February 16, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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The lonelier I get, the more I try to connect with other people. The more I connect with other people, the more I want to be alone. The more time I spend alone, the lonelier I get.
February 16, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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Jizz fusion
February 15, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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How many feet pics for about $251.56 of yarn? You know, hypothetically...
February 16, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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Please sign and share to help this innocent man who not only didn’t pull the trigger, but the man who did got life without parole, while Sonny is set to be executed for a murder he didn’t commit on March 12th. Gov Kay Ivey needs to do the right thing.
February 16, 2026 at 7:36 AM
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it's the "I did not inhale" of our time

but so much infinitely worse
February 16, 2026 at 9:18 AM
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I didn’t make this, but it’s pretty spot on
February 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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You whisper sweet nothings. I'll whisper sweet somethings.
February 15, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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I took my 12 year old out for brunch and asked if there was anything he wanted to talk about.

He paused and asked me why some people grow mustaches.
February 15, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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cant believe i ran out of jest i was told it was infinite
February 16, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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muting rfk until my cocaine gets here
February 15, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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fine I’ll post ass
February 16, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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Kidnapper: your getting in the trunk

Me: *you’re
February 14, 2026 at 1:01 AM
the superbowl is on valentine's day next year. lotta ladies gonna find out they weren't in such a serious relationship after all lol
February 16, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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If you end every sentence with "apparently", people stop taking up too much of your time. Apparently.
February 16, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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MOVIE VILLAIN: We're not so different you and I.

ME: *Whispering loudly to everyone watching the movie* They're both vowels.
December 8, 2024 at 3:19 PM
lol stop for a second and ask if this is actually more applicable to you and your little communism paranoia theory
February 16, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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i love bluesky because instead of being forced to read elon musk's tweets i'm forced to read screenshots of elon musk's tweets
February 15, 2026 at 7:49 PM