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tomato soup: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ezyosyxg5dji4pi6luhll3eb/feed/aaaizoz65r2no
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Pinned
you are
my fire
my one
bic lighter
my fire
my one
bic lighter
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Monday: *exists*
Me: Why are you doing this to me?
Me: Why are you doing this to me?
February 16, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Monday: *exists*
Me: Why are you doing this to me?
Me: Why are you doing this to me?
do not TP my house, TP me. mummify me. entomb me. leave me alone for a few thousand years.
February 16, 2026 at 1:32 PM
do not TP my house, TP me. mummify me. entomb me. leave me alone for a few thousand years.
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Another weekend passes where the rhythm did not get me
February 16, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Another weekend passes where the rhythm did not get me
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now that I have your attention I won't be giving it back
February 16, 2026 at 9:02 AM
now that I have your attention I won't be giving it back
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I resisted eating dessert tonight
please clap
please clap
February 16, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I resisted eating dessert tonight
please clap
please clap
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Save me, soggy 3 hour old caesar salad
February 16, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Save me, soggy 3 hour old caesar salad
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The lonelier I get, the more I try to connect with other people. The more I connect with other people, the more I want to be alone. The more time I spend alone, the lonelier I get.
February 16, 2026 at 2:33 AM
The lonelier I get, the more I try to connect with other people. The more I connect with other people, the more I want to be alone. The more time I spend alone, the lonelier I get.
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How many feet pics for about $251.56 of yarn? You know, hypothetically...
February 16, 2026 at 2:19 AM
How many feet pics for about $251.56 of yarn? You know, hypothetically...
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Please sign and share to help this innocent man who not only didn’t pull the trigger, but the man who did got life without parole, while Sonny is set to be executed for a murder he didn’t commit on March 12th. Gov Kay Ivey needs to do the right thing.
I just signed a @uscedp.bsky.social petition: Gov. Ivey: Please Grant Clemency to Charles "Sonny" Burton Who Faces Execution Despite Not Having Killed Anyone. Sign here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/go...
Gov. Ivey: Please Grant Clemency to Charles "Sonny" Burton Who Faces Execution Despite Not Having Killed Anyone
The State of Alabama wants to execute Charles "Sonny" Burton for capital murder. But Sonny never killed anyone. The identity of the shooter, Derrick DeBruce, was never in dispute. However, Alabama al...
actionnetwork.org
February 16, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Please sign and share to help this innocent man who not only didn’t pull the trigger, but the man who did got life without parole, while Sonny is set to be executed for a murder he didn’t commit on March 12th. Gov Kay Ivey needs to do the right thing.
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it's the "I did not inhale" of our time
but so much infinitely worse
but so much infinitely worse
The President of the United States most likely raped girls along with his best friend Epstein.
www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
New videos resurface showing Trump partying with underage girls
We’ve all seen Pam Bondi’s petulant performance before the House this week, screaming at members of Congress as they ask why various Epstein files remain redacted for Co-conspirators and perpetrators ...
www.dailykos.com
February 16, 2026 at 9:18 AM
it's the "I did not inhale" of our time
but so much infinitely worse
but so much infinitely worse
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babe wake up another metaphor for our love just, well it collapsed honey, that's what it did
February 16, 2026 at 11:54 AM
babe wake up another metaphor for our love just, well it collapsed honey, that's what it did
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I didn’t make this, but it’s pretty spot on
February 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I didn’t make this, but it’s pretty spot on
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You whisper sweet nothings. I'll whisper sweet somethings.
February 15, 2026 at 11:12 PM
You whisper sweet nothings. I'll whisper sweet somethings.
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I took my 12 year old out for brunch and asked if there was anything he wanted to talk about.
He paused and asked me why some people grow mustaches.
He paused and asked me why some people grow mustaches.
February 15, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I took my 12 year old out for brunch and asked if there was anything he wanted to talk about.
He paused and asked me why some people grow mustaches.
He paused and asked me why some people grow mustaches.
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cant believe i ran out of jest i was told it was infinite
February 16, 2026 at 2:05 AM
cant believe i ran out of jest i was told it was infinite
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muting rfk until my cocaine gets here
February 15, 2026 at 6:54 PM
muting rfk until my cocaine gets here
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fine I’ll post ass
February 16, 2026 at 12:55 AM
fine I’ll post ass
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Kidnapper: your getting in the trunk
Me: *you’re
Me: *you’re
February 14, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Kidnapper: your getting in the trunk
Me: *you’re
Me: *you’re
the superbowl is on valentine's day next year. lotta ladies gonna find out they weren't in such a serious relationship after all lol
February 16, 2026 at 3:34 AM
the superbowl is on valentine's day next year. lotta ladies gonna find out they weren't in such a serious relationship after all lol
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If you end every sentence with "apparently", people stop taking up too much of your time. Apparently.
February 16, 2026 at 12:33 AM
If you end every sentence with "apparently", people stop taking up too much of your time. Apparently.
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MOVIE VILLAIN: We're not so different you and I.
ME: *Whispering loudly to everyone watching the movie* They're both vowels.
ME: *Whispering loudly to everyone watching the movie* They're both vowels.
December 8, 2024 at 3:19 PM
MOVIE VILLAIN: We're not so different you and I.
ME: *Whispering loudly to everyone watching the movie* They're both vowels.
ME: *Whispering loudly to everyone watching the movie* They're both vowels.
lol stop for a second and ask if this is actually more applicable to you and your little communism paranoia theory
February 16, 2026 at 12:30 AM
lol stop for a second and ask if this is actually more applicable to you and your little communism paranoia theory
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i love bluesky because instead of being forced to read elon musk's tweets i'm forced to read screenshots of elon musk's tweets
February 15, 2026 at 7:49 PM
i love bluesky because instead of being forced to read elon musk's tweets i'm forced to read screenshots of elon musk's tweets