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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · Mar 22

that's me on the corner
that's me on the sidewalk
trying to catch a pigeon

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 1h

the existence of Frankie Valli and Frank Ocean imply the existence of Frank Mountain and Frank Sky

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 7h

My “beauty sleep” would have to be a lengthy coma.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · Jun 3

I have nothing in common with people who "forget to eat".

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · Jun 2

If 50% of your closet isn't the colors of your favorite sports teams, are you even a fan?

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · May 29

Life is so much more beautiful when you're not looking at it from behind bars.

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 16h

*brings a grilled cheese to a knife fight so someone will cut it into triangles for me*

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15h

All I want from the playoffs is this man to be happy

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 17h

quitting my job to focus on my laundry

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 4d

T: So if ICE assaults the public can they then call the police and report a crime in progress

M: (being pulverized on the sidewalk)

T: (humming)

M: (dying)

T: Sorry boo,I’m on hold

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 3d

“..I hear the ever approaching thunder,which will destroy us too,
I can feel the sufferings of millions and yet, if I look up into the heavens,
I think that it will all come right,
that this cruelty too will end,
and that peace and tranquility will return again.” Diary of Anne Frank

People being forced out of the bunkers and marching at gunpoint to the deportation area. This photo was taken as part of a German military report to glorify the destruction of the Warsaw Ghetto. The report was later used as evidence in the Nuremberg trials. United States Holocaust Memorial Museum, courtesy of National Archives and Records Administration, College Park.

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · Dec 5

*hears dogs bark*

“I’ve been caught stealing
once when I was 5.”

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 17h

*unzipping your skin suit and peering in* got any room for me in there?

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 1d

just placed an order for a dick brushing unit and dick grinding wheels at work. how’s your day going?

a zoomed in picture taken of my work computer screen that reads:

Right side knife guide 1 EA
Left side knife guide 1 EA
Dick brushing unit 1 EA
Dick grinding wheels 1 EA

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 17h

women are so pretty

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 19h

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 1d

Olive oil not tasting like martinis is why I have trust issues.

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Jen(s) Mothra 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 21h

sorry I'm not here, I'm not there either

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 22h

JUDGE: are you both sure there’s nothing that could save your marriage?

ME: your honor, he asked me “what has 9 arms and sucks?”

JUDGE: so what was the answer?

ME: Def Leppard

JUDGE: jfc what an asshole I declare this marriage dissolved

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 6d

chasing dopamine would be a beautiful name for a woman over 50, who is up before the sun, planning to jog a 10k, but would rather be smoking a joint, eating some smothered and covered, and sleeping all day

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 4d

25 days until vacation, so I am probably going to die within the next three weeks guys

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 5d

breaking up with the piece of shit that used to be me

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 23h

Gives you a hug and whispers kiss my ass.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry I can’t come to your wedding. That’s the weekend I’ve scheduled to blow pet safe bubbles to my kitten.

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 22h

ty @los-los.bsky.social ty @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social 🫶🫶🫶

grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 23h

what about pregnant rabble rousers

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."

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