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I didn’t make this, but it’s pretty spot on
February 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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You whisper sweet nothings. I'll whisper sweet somethings.
February 15, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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I took my 12 year old out for brunch and asked if there was anything he wanted to talk about.

He paused and asked me why some people grow mustaches.
February 15, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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cant believe i ran out of jest i was told it was infinite
February 16, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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muting rfk until my cocaine gets here
February 15, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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fine I’ll post ass
February 16, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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Kidnapper: your getting in the trunk

Me: *you’re
February 14, 2026 at 1:01 AM
the superbowl is on valentine's day next year. lotta ladies gonna find out they weren't in such a serious relationship after all lol
February 16, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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If you end every sentence with "apparently", people stop taking up too much of your time. Apparently.
February 16, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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MOVIE VILLAIN: We're not so different you and I.

ME: *Whispering loudly to everyone watching the movie* They're both vowels.
December 8, 2024 at 3:19 PM
lol stop for a second and ask if this is actually more applicable to you and your little communism paranoia theory
February 16, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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i love bluesky because instead of being forced to read elon musk's tweets i'm forced to read screenshots of elon musk's tweets
February 15, 2026 at 7:49 PM
the periodic table of the elephants is this anything
February 15, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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Hinge translations:

Figuring out my dating goals = fuckin mess, possibly married
Not political = dumb/privileged
Moderate = republican
Catholic = grow up
5'6" = 5'3"
February 15, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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If you hand me a bag of loose, unwrapped chocolates I'll just eat them, no questions asked
February 12, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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Jeez it’s only one day after Valentine’s Day and the stores already have their Ides of March stuff out on display
February 15, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really
February 15, 2026 at 5:38 AM
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Good morning, Sky Crush.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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AQUAMAN: this is my best watercolor painting yet

[later, back in Atlantis]

AM: no no no noooooooo
February 15, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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I don't know who needs to hear this but if your car alarm has been going off outside my window for an hour could you please go fuck yourself immediately
February 15, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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A boy band for modern times, N'SAID.
February 14, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
February 15, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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I'm putting together a team
February 15, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 12:51 AM