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my fire
my one
bic lighter
when you lay back in the dentist's chair, they should plug you into the matrix.
February 19, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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she said it's over because I'm "emotionally unavailable" but we both know the real reason is my vestigial tail
February 18, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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Cam Girl Has Ash On Forehead
February 18, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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Backup plan? Yeah. Bacon.
February 17, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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Winning is nice, but I'm just grateful to be medicated.
February 17, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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*snorts the ashes from your forehead
February 18, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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finding a split end and continuing to split the hair because fuck it i didn't start it but i'll damn well finish it
February 18, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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How much gold could a golden retriever retrieve if a golden retriever could retrieve gold?
February 11, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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Me: Careful, I’m trained in hand to hand wombat
You: don’t you mean combat?
Me holding two angry wombats: No
February 18, 2026 at 8:47 PM
sometimes i post a joke right before bed and that's called a lollaby
February 18, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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If you don’t read old stuff you’ll never discover that people in the olden days had the same thoughts and feelings and dreams and anxieties you do, sometimes articulated differently, sometimes exactly the same way. You are never truly alone in anything and old writings are a neon sign telling you so
Meanwhile, on threads, which actually is like what people on twitter think bluesky is like, a "teacher, author, poet" speaks...
February 18, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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*scrolling through the timeline

*figuring out the exact moment the mental illness kicks in
February 16, 2026 at 9:15 AM
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It’s my party and I’ll emit a high-pitched tone only dogs can hear if I want to
February 16, 2026 at 5:17 PM
[day 1 of my new diet]

friend: *eats french fries*

me: yeaaah i remember back when i was an unhealthy slob.
February 18, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide.

This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.
February 18, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?
February 18, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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Karoline Leavitt took questions for more than a half hour today and not a single one of them was about Trump's role in the ongoing Epstein coverup
February 18, 2026 at 7:10 PM
me: i'm taking a trip to italy

new york: which one

me: the big one
February 18, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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I find you less gross than most people
February 18, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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my dream job would be assigning cars to people like oh you want a jag no no no here’s your daewoo
February 18, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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[old timer voice] back in my day the only dicks you had to suck were the ones you wanted to suck
February 18, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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said “what a day” before 6:30am so that’s how my day is going
February 18, 2026 at 2:22 PM
alicia keys barbecuing: it's just a grill and it's on fire
February 18, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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holy ointment!
February 18, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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“Good to know.”

But it was not, in fact, good to know.
February 18, 2026 at 11:31 AM