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A glory hole, but for giving strangers Valentine’s Day cards
February 14, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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A Tibetan pizzeria opened in town. Their slogan is “You tried the rest, Now try Tibet’s.”
February 14, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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Valentine’s is stupid because you should be showing the one you love you care for them every day of the year, not just a random day in February
February 14, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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no, it simply isnt.
People are talking about capital using gAI as an excuse to conduct mass lay-offs, about students losing learning because theyre being lied to about gAI in education, about the mass theft of the work of artists and authors to train LLMs, about CSAM and nonconsensual sexual images.
The predominent anti-AI position on bsky is that AI is useless, fake, shit and basically the same as NFTs, destined to collapse in months once everyone sees how poor it is. So anyone who suggests that it could improve or be useful to any boss in any situation in the future must be evil.
February 12, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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I knew I saw this somewhere before. Funny that it’s almost exactly what’s actually happening now.
February 14, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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You can put your arrow in my heart if you wanna
February 14, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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But were you ever brawling in the back of a pick-up truck, doing 55 mph down the highway, stupid drunk?
February 12, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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This is blackout poetry to me
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
alright fellas get out there and eat some pussy
February 14, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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*gets confronted by adobe acrobat reader for not making it my default*
February 13, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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sext is short for “Stop tEXTIng me”
February 7, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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My big natural venom sacs
February 14, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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hard to believe that steakhouses serve filets of those little yellow dudes from despicable me. delicious though.
February 14, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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me, myself, and my unobtainable standards
February 14, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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Can you claim your cell phone or tablet on your taxes, or nah?
February 14, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 6:24 AM
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i would again like to remind everyone that NEGATING A FRAME REINFORCES IT

"he's not really targeting criminals" makes it an argument about criminality

"this is a fascist attack" states what is actually happening

START WITH WHAT IT IS
not what it isn't
September 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
they're calling him the hair curler
I need this poster on my bedroom wall
February 14, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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Happy Valentine’s. I hope you get flowers and railed tonight
February 14, 2026 at 7:22 AM
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Shoutout to my grandma, who gave my grandpa the exact same Valentine’s Day card every year for decades. He’d read it, or convincingly pretend to, like it was brand new. She’d smile, take it back, and put it in the drawer for next year. Recycling. Romance. Ruthless efficiency. RIP, lovers.
February 14, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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if an adult plays the trombone in the peanuts universe it sounds like words
February 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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recently, my best, juiciest, and certainly my most faithful lover has been my morning naval orange
February 14, 2026 at 1:15 PM
dying for a v-day update
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped

Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back

www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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Me too, bitch.
February 14, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
February 14, 2026 at 9:53 AM