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you are
my fire
my one
bic lighter
my fire
my one
bic lighter
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[mispronouncing joni lyrics] they paved paradise and put up a barking lot
[my dog visibly excited] put up a what
[my dog visibly excited] put up a what
February 13, 2026 at 12:35 AM
[mispronouncing joni lyrics] they paved paradise and put up a barking lot
[my dog visibly excited] put up a what
[my dog visibly excited] put up a what
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got fired from the prosthetics factory
which is total bullshit cause they weren’t even going to pay me in money so like
it cost me an arm and a leg
which is total bullshit cause they weren’t even going to pay me in money so like
it cost me an arm and a leg
February 17, 2026 at 8:27 PM
got fired from the prosthetics factory
which is total bullshit cause they weren’t even going to pay me in money so like
it cost me an arm and a leg
which is total bullshit cause they weren’t even going to pay me in money so like
it cost me an arm and a leg
the guy from memento ran out of space so he had to get a tramp stamp with his debit card PIN
February 19, 2026 at 2:57 AM
the guy from memento ran out of space so he had to get a tramp stamp with his debit card PIN
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giving up being the bigger person for lent
February 19, 2026 at 1:14 AM
giving up being the bigger person for lent
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*left on delivered for an hour*
BRAIN: Hope you two are very happy together. If you need a wedding planner, just let me know.
BRAIN: Hope you two are very happy together. If you need a wedding planner, just let me know.
February 17, 2026 at 2:24 AM
*left on delivered for an hour*
BRAIN: Hope you two are very happy together. If you need a wedding planner, just let me know.
BRAIN: Hope you two are very happy together. If you need a wedding planner, just let me know.
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And I don’t think my grandfather, the inventor of Reese’s cups, would be too pleased to hear about this
February 19, 2026 at 2:15 AM
And I don’t think my grandfather, the inventor of Reese’s cups, would be too pleased to hear about this
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You broke an ominous vase at the antique store and now a chihuahua sized hellhound follows you around in the shadows demanding belly rubs
February 19, 2026 at 12:37 AM
You broke an ominous vase at the antique store and now a chihuahua sized hellhound follows you around in the shadows demanding belly rubs
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i think cats understand crime
February 18, 2026 at 3:45 PM
i think cats understand crime
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me: do you think he called himself T.S. Eliot so nobody would notice that T. Eliot is toilet backwards?
librarian: stop talking
librarian: stop talking
July 3, 2023 at 5:21 AM
me: do you think he called himself T.S. Eliot so nobody would notice that T. Eliot is toilet backwards?
librarian: stop talking
librarian: stop talking
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damn, so you agree, an eviction moratorium would be of help (which obviously includes businesses renting/leasing space) huh?
Recovery will not happen overnight, but we will rebuild. We can all make an impact by continuing to shop local.
We will help stabilize these businesses, protect jobs, and ensure Minnesota’s economy rebounds.
www.startribune.com/please-come-...
We will help stabilize these businesses, protect jobs, and ensure Minnesota’s economy rebounds.
www.startribune.com/please-come-...
‘Please come back’: Minnesota restaurants brace for a long recovery after ICE surge
With no official bailout on the horizon, the restaurant community tries to save itself.
www.startribune.com
February 19, 2026 at 1:03 AM
damn, so you agree, an eviction moratorium would be of help (which obviously includes businesses renting/leasing space) huh?
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my therapist called your therapist and we all agreed that you should apologize to me
February 19, 2026 at 12:25 AM
my therapist called your therapist and we all agreed that you should apologize to me
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thinking of giving up reply guys for lent
February 18, 2026 at 8:05 PM
thinking of giving up reply guys for lent
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speed skaters should be called blade runners
February 18, 2026 at 9:31 PM
speed skaters should be called blade runners
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alicia keys barbecuing: it's just a grill and it's on fire
February 18, 2026 at 3:49 PM
alicia keys barbecuing: it's just a grill and it's on fire
when you lay back in the dentist's chair, they should plug you into the matrix.
February 19, 2026 at 12:22 AM
when you lay back in the dentist's chair, they should plug you into the matrix.
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she said it's over because I'm "emotionally unavailable" but we both know the real reason is my vestigial tail
February 18, 2026 at 9:58 PM
she said it's over because I'm "emotionally unavailable" but we both know the real reason is my vestigial tail
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Cam Girl Has Ash On Forehead
February 18, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Cam Girl Has Ash On Forehead
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Backup plan? Yeah. Bacon.
February 17, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Backup plan? Yeah. Bacon.
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Winning is nice, but I'm just grateful to be medicated.
February 17, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Winning is nice, but I'm just grateful to be medicated.
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*snorts the ashes from your forehead
February 18, 2026 at 5:38 PM
*snorts the ashes from your forehead
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finding a split end and continuing to split the hair because fuck it i didn't start it but i'll damn well finish it
February 18, 2026 at 9:19 PM
finding a split end and continuing to split the hair because fuck it i didn't start it but i'll damn well finish it
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How much gold could a golden retriever retrieve if a golden retriever could retrieve gold?
February 11, 2026 at 6:14 PM
How much gold could a golden retriever retrieve if a golden retriever could retrieve gold?
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Me: Careful, I’m trained in hand to hand wombat
You: don’t you mean combat?
Me holding two angry wombats: No
You: don’t you mean combat?
Me holding two angry wombats: No
February 18, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Me: Careful, I’m trained in hand to hand wombat
You: don’t you mean combat?
Me holding two angry wombats: No
You: don’t you mean combat?
Me holding two angry wombats: No
sometimes i post a joke right before bed and that's called a lollaby
February 18, 2026 at 11:00 PM
sometimes i post a joke right before bed and that's called a lollaby
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If you don’t read old stuff you’ll never discover that people in the olden days had the same thoughts and feelings and dreams and anxieties you do, sometimes articulated differently, sometimes exactly the same way. You are never truly alone in anything and old writings are a neon sign telling you so
Meanwhile, on threads, which actually is like what people on twitter think bluesky is like, a "teacher, author, poet" speaks...
February 18, 2026 at 9:00 PM
If you don’t read old stuff you’ll never discover that people in the olden days had the same thoughts and feelings and dreams and anxieties you do, sometimes articulated differently, sometimes exactly the same way. You are never truly alone in anything and old writings are a neon sign telling you so