Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
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interviewer: can I get your references?

me: *sighing* probably not; nobody else does
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(note — it’s @katmabu.bsky.social)
thetnholler.bsky.social
ILLINOIS Candidate for Congress @abugai.bsky.social : “You said Prizker & Johnson need a history lesson - I’d like to give you one: when masked men are kidnapping entire families, naked, zip-tying their hands and throwing them into U-haul trucks… they’re usually not the good guys.”
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American cities are under attack and We the people of New York say: HANDS OFF NYC!

We won’t stand by while our city and communities are targeted. We're getting prepared for what may come.

Join us: HandsOffNYC.com

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rebrafsim.bsky.social
editor’s note: you forgot to tell them the change you wanted to see in the world was supposed to be good
rebrafsim.bsky.social
“go ahead — here’s your pardon”
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
no way i’m falling for this a third time
Sign reads “Parking for BJ’s in rear of building.”
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thehyyyype.bsky.social
Generals I have gathered you here today to make sure the military isn't doing anything gay or black
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rebrafsim.bsky.social
boss: are you planning to work today?

me: I already did

boss: no, you have to do it all day

me: what
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also noting he DID throw 1/2 of the fucking world under the bus (“all ‘men’”), so it’s NOT how you do it. but hey
rebrafsim.bsky.social
this is how you do it… “you don’t have to like [whatever group you’re disliking today] to believe deeply in their fundamental rights, like everyone else’s.” you don’t throw anyone under the bus for votes or anything else, ever
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rebrafsim.bsky.social
[restaurant]

waiter: would you like water?

me: yes please

waiter: still?

me: I literally just said yes
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rebrafsim.bsky.social
sure, everybody hates snake oil — until their snake starts squeaking
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rebrafsim.bsky.social
interviewer: give me an example of a time when you took control of a situation

me: no, YOU give ME an example

interviewer: lol okay, that was pretty impressive

me: I’m afraid we’re going to have to let you go

interviewer: *being led away by security* what is happening right now
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rebrafsim.bsky.social
I often confuse reptiles and amphibians. actually, if I'm being brutally honest, they pretty much never know what I'm talking about
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rebrafsim.bsky.social
interviewer: it says here you’re not afraid to challenge authority

me: no it doesn’t
rebrafsim.bsky.social
seems kinda obvious now that I think about it that in a fight between people who support fairness and people who don’t, the fairness side is pretty much by definition gonna get its ass kicked
rebrafsim.bsky.social
🎶more than power,
more than gold,
yeah you gave me your heart,
now I’m here for your soul🎶
jasonreiduk.bsky.social
Someone needs to put a new light-bulb in Melania.
rebrafsim.bsky.social
if you ignore all the shitty things I’ve said and done, I’m also pretty angelic
rebrafsim.bsky.social
this is why I’m buying the $110,000 one. I’m always a step ahead…