Just My Nonsense:
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My Least Worst:
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“No thanks, I’ve already got a big bill.”
“It’s like going out to dinner with my father!”
“No thanks, I’ve already got a big bill.”
“It’s like going out to dinner with my father!”
“Not a fucking thing, Walter.”
“Not a fucking thing, Walter.”
Me: *Miss Piggy voice* Moi?!
Me: *Miss Piggy voice* Moi?!
me: also carrots
daughter: I don't like carrots
me: I know
[how I've kept my 3 year old from opening the family gifts under the tree]
me: also carrots
daughter: I don't like carrots
me: I know
[how I've kept my 3 year old from opening the family gifts under the tree]
Me: No, but I can push it to you.
Her: Push it?
Me: Push it real good.
Me: No, but I can push it to you.
Her: Push it?
Me: Push it real good.
And the worse devil on my right shoulder says "and then cook them in the staff lounge microwave"
And the worse devil on my right shoulder says "and then cook them in the staff lounge microwave"
It lets me I know I’m not dead yet.
It lets me I know I’m not dead yet.
“Not a fucking thing, Walter.”
“Not a fucking thing, Walter.”