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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · Nov 15

My wife and I have started making videos of plates and bowls that we’re selling from home while snowed in.

Now is the winter of our dish content.

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Kris Wernowsky @kriswernowsky.com · 15h

Time to do some light reading on the bonus army.

Joe Scarborough Rips Rep. Mike Johnson's Handling Of Shutdown With Blistering Rant

The "Morning Joe" host said the way the House Speaker is handling the current government shutdown is "not a winning formula."

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Kris Wernowsky @kriswernowsky.com · 2h

Everything that limits me = The Antichrist
There, I saved you four boring, self-indulgent sessions with a paranoid man with thick HGH neck.

Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 5h

What Thiel is saying about tax havens = what Altman is saying about copyright:

"I can't be rich unless you let me steal from you."

This is how Broligarchs differ from oligarchs of yore: the latter tried to hide their thievery; the Broligarchs trumpet their entitlement to steal as a natural right.

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Kris Wernowsky @kriswernowsky.com · 2h

Billions being plowed into police and military surveillance tech, but hey, it's good to see that print is still kicking.

unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 2h

Broadview police chief Mills and ISP were examining some documents last night before targeting one protester in a small, completely non-disruptive crowd for a bag search. Looks like they're brushing up on ~policy~

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 14h

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

(against their will)

((they have been kidnapped))

(((my milkshake has warrants out for its arrest)))

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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 15h

we have to go back and save Harambe he is the key

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Seth Rudy @sethrudy.bsky.social · 1d

Meanwhile in #Portland

Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

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Jooli-AHH! Ghoulia 🎃🍂🔪 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 18h

*trust falls into the abyss*

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 16h

Oh shit! It was written in the stars. 🥰

Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 17h

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 17h

In this house, we celebrate new Jay Som

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 19h

it's called "gross pay" bc it's gross that you don't actually get all of that money

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 17h

In this house, we celebrate new Jay Som

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emily moonlight @threnody.bsky.social · 21d

yeah, but my vigilante name is bitchbones, so

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 17h

When is addiction to outrage being added to the dsm

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17h

It's never enough for billionaires. Whereas if I had 900 million followers, that would be plenty.

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Jayland-Yutani @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 17h

[cumming] oh no not again

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 23h

The offices and conference rooms at my business are all named after women. A man yesterday (there for the first time) was joking with me and said, "You should rename one after me because you need something for men" and what I said was no but what I thought was are you fucking kidding me

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 21h

friendly reminder, our taxes pay for the military in israel to get free tuition and free healthcare

born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 1d

AMERICA: let’s give $20 billion to Argentina, what is money anyway

ALSO AMERICA: HeaLtHcaRe FoR aLL? wHo iS gOinG to PaY FoR It

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 18h

most of the time i’m just wishing I was asleep

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Kris Wernowsky @kriswernowsky.com · 23h

Way to vastly overestimate the Democrats' ability to do anything.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23h

Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "

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Kris Wernowsky @kriswernowsky.com · 22h

My co-editors today at The Scruffy City Times. Trudy, left, covers neighborhood smells. Mabel, right, covers strange municipal noises.

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 22h

All four limbs at once really gets the blood flowing!

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d

Be careful saying negative things about yourself breathing through bamboo from the bottom of a pond. People walking by will tell the pond positive things about it and you'll believe them I love you pond

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 23h

Also, I endorse as D the smartest person here. ☺️

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 1d

today my therapist told me that i need to do a better job at letting things go.

in other news, i have an appointment with a new therapist tomorrow. so excited!

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 1d

hanging on by a thread sounds way too cute and diy for what it feels like

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