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My wife and I have started making videos of plates and bowls that we’re selling from home while snowed in.

Now is the winter of our dish content.
Sometimes I’ll meet someone and just know they drank milk with dinner when they were a kid
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Being sick on my second favorite holiday is SO uncool
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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I keep being absolutely jumpscared by this ad.
August 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Don't think I've said anything incendiary in a while but just wanna put it out there that if I have ever posted anything that could be read multiple ways, I meant the more unforgiving and harsh way.
July 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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A yellow streak refers to a pee trail
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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iykyk
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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The real Thanksgiving is tomorrow, unlike that Canadian weird one.
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
When bro gets a new rooster
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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"i want to plymouth rock your world"
You must have come over on the baeflower
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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I feel a fake migraine coming on
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
You must have come over on the baeflower
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Scarf Season 2025 begins today
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Scruffy Thanksgiving with Trudy
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Humble Christianity is the best kind. If your church stresses prosperity, it’s actually just a tax shelter for monied zealots.
NEW: Earlier this month, I spent the day with the Luhmanns — a family rooted in theologically conservative Christianity.

In the morning, the homeschooled teenage sons tracked ICE.

In the afternoon, the mother aided an immigrant mother whose partner was deported. religionnews.com/2025/11/25/h...
How one conservative Christian family is pushing back against ICE
A coalition of activists, everyday citizens and people of faith — including theologically conservative Christians — who have pooled resources and learned new technologies to mount an effort they say i...
religionnews.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Brought to you by the FDA
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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My wife loves green bean casserole, so once a year, we built an elaborate meal around it
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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I like to feel gooOooOOOood
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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American Noel Fielding has escaped the cloning lab
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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In 3026 we'll be in the era of hoarding so much oxygen in our peripheral skin sacs that we couldn't inhale it all within a lifetime and maybe even forgot we owned some of it but "you can't have it cos it's mine"
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Hearing Al Roker describe an anime show in the Macy’s parade. History could have given us a completely different Al Roker.
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Thinking about how if Diddy had just been a normal-ass dude, he’d be out here singing with the ninja turtles. But no, they’d find 6,000 bottles of turtle wax in his sex dungeon. Long live Busta!
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Kurt Loder could do the funniest thing
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Cornering a wasted Pete Hegseth to convince him that retail workers who served during the Tickle Me Elmo-era of Christmas should receive the “War Fighters” designation. Talk about your precision lethality.
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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We can't house the homeless we need jobs for the brickies

www.prosper.org.au/wp-content/u...
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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got a feeling that today's the day I get answers
a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"

Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM