Ghost Lulu
@soundwave187.bsky.social
Ghost
You may not like me this time. Not sorry.
You may not like me this time. Not sorry.
Pinned
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Messes up a count by 2 units:
Lulu: Good thing I don't work for a drug lord.
Lulu: Good thing I don't work for a drug lord.
February 18, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Messes up a count by 2 units:
Lulu: Good thing I don't work for a drug lord.
Lulu: Good thing I don't work for a drug lord.
I would have loved to be a wing man in the 80s or the best friend of a celebrity or even like the who gives a shit member of a band because I would have had my picking of the juiciest of booties.
February 18, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I would have loved to be a wing man in the 80s or the best friend of a celebrity or even like the who gives a shit member of a band because I would have had my picking of the juiciest of booties.
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Fanny Wankoff
Bride
New York, New York City Marriage Licenses Index, 1950-1995
Bride
New York, New York City Marriage Licenses Index, 1950-1995
February 18, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Fanny Wankoff
Bride
New York, New York City Marriage Licenses Index, 1950-1995
Bride
New York, New York City Marriage Licenses Index, 1950-1995
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we're the renegades of F U C K
February 18, 2026 at 9:13 PM
we're the renegades of F U C K
Penisroaches. Penisants. New curse unlocked.
pissants and pissroaches all the way down
February 18, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Penisroaches. Penisants. New curse unlocked.
Paisley is ugly as fuck.
February 18, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Paisley is ugly as fuck.
If you're having sex & fart, you have to yell "pork & beans" or it's 8 years bad luck.
February 18, 2026 at 5:29 PM
If you're having sex & fart, you have to yell "pork & beans" or it's 8 years bad luck.
I would say good morning when I get on here, but I only like saying it individually to each person I want to have a good morning. & you would all hate that. I hate it & it's how my brain works.
February 18, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I would say good morning when I get on here, but I only like saying it individually to each person I want to have a good morning. & you would all hate that. I hate it & it's how my brain works.
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CBS Gives up Integrity for Lent
thehardtimes.net/breaking/cbs...
thehardtimes.net/breaking/cbs...
CBS Gives up Integrity for Lent
NEW YORK — Broadcast giant CBS announced to its staff and subsidiaries that the network would be giving up any and all journalistic and moral integrity for the entirety of Lent, a leaked staff memo…
thehardtimes.net
February 18, 2026 at 4:00 PM
CBS Gives up Integrity for Lent
thehardtimes.net/breaking/cbs...
thehardtimes.net/breaking/cbs...
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A brassiere but for your jiggly butt
February 18, 2026 at 4:08 PM
A brassiere but for your jiggly butt
Amazon commercial:
Cowboy without a hat needs a scrunchie, so he receives a box big enough to fit 2 Corgis in it comfortably.
Yep, I want to use Amazon so badly right now.
Cowboy without a hat needs a scrunchie, so he receives a box big enough to fit 2 Corgis in it comfortably.
Yep, I want to use Amazon so badly right now.
February 18, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Amazon commercial:
Cowboy without a hat needs a scrunchie, so he receives a box big enough to fit 2 Corgis in it comfortably.
Yep, I want to use Amazon so badly right now.
Cowboy without a hat needs a scrunchie, so he receives a box big enough to fit 2 Corgis in it comfortably.
Yep, I want to use Amazon so badly right now.
Golly gosh, am I good at making the wrong choices...
February 18, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Golly gosh, am I good at making the wrong choices...
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another snapchat throwback
im fluffing my fro . adjusting my glasses and sticking my tongue out
you're welcome pervs
im fluffing my fro . adjusting my glasses and sticking my tongue out
you're welcome pervs
February 18, 2026 at 11:42 AM
another snapchat throwback
im fluffing my fro . adjusting my glasses and sticking my tongue out
you're welcome pervs
im fluffing my fro . adjusting my glasses and sticking my tongue out
you're welcome pervs
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the thing about being a Black woman is that everybody expects help but nobody ever offers it
February 18, 2026 at 11:49 AM
the thing about being a Black woman is that everybody expects help but nobody ever offers it
What's this now, bluesky?
February 18, 2026 at 12:06 PM
What's this now, bluesky?
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Reminder if you are not fat do not say what the tuna
February 18, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Reminder if you are not fat do not say what the tuna
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WEDNESDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty-bop and zippity-zoom but the truth is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade in the form of "coffee."
im 100% gonna forget to post this tomorrow so get your fucking asses ready for this one... banger incoming
February 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
WEDNESDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty-bop and zippity-zoom but the truth is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade in the form of "coffee."
Whoe🅱️er invented waking up was a dick.
wanna go back to sleep but like… forever
February 18, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Whoe🅱️er invented waking up was a dick.
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~sigh~ why is there so much pain and hurt? can we not take a million dollars and save the world?
February 18, 2026 at 11:12 AM
~sigh~ why is there so much pain and hurt? can we not take a million dollars and save the world?
I want a friendship that makes people simultaneously jealous & uncomfortable.
February 18, 2026 at 11:44 AM
I want a friendship that makes people simultaneously jealous & uncomfortable.
Ever eat food so good you tongue fuck it?
February 18, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Ever eat food so good you tongue fuck it?
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
February 18, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Daily bunny no.3233 rides into the sun
February 18, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Daily bunny no.3233 rides into the sun
Sesame street puppet EMTs called Hurt & Gurney.
February 18, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Sesame street puppet EMTs called Hurt & Gurney.