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crocette
@biteybutcute.bsky.social
· Nov 29
my love language is lurking ominously in shallow water
i love being folded like a little pretzel
February 1, 2026 at 3:20 AM
i love being folded like a little pretzel
good night. i hope an angel visits your dreams (it’s me, i’m the angel)
February 1, 2026 at 3:12 AM
good night. i hope an angel visits your dreams (it’s me, i’m the angel)
you ever wish you were an invertebrate with no brain
February 1, 2026 at 2:21 AM
you ever wish you were an invertebrate with no brain
are you even snowed in if you aren’t passing the time by getting railed?
February 1, 2026 at 1:19 AM
are you even snowed in if you aren’t passing the time by getting railed?
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wait a second,, if i get off to getting u off, and u get off to getting me off,,, then who's driving the car?!?
January 31, 2026 at 10:59 PM
wait a second,, if i get off to getting u off, and u get off to getting me off,,, then who's driving the car?!?
horny for compliments that i will immediately reject
January 31, 2026 at 10:48 PM
horny for compliments that i will immediately reject
not a thought in my cute little head
January 31, 2026 at 10:17 PM
not a thought in my cute little head
sorry can’t, frolicking in the snow
January 31, 2026 at 6:53 PM
sorry can’t, frolicking in the snow
do you guys mind if i give you a little kiss
January 31, 2026 at 2:57 PM
do you guys mind if i give you a little kiss
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You’re either on the side of human decency and dignity or you’re not.
Pretty fucking simple,
Pretty fucking simple,
January 31, 2026 at 1:57 PM
You’re either on the side of human decency and dignity or you’re not.
Pretty fucking simple,
Pretty fucking simple,
awake and yearning for physical touch
January 31, 2026 at 2:15 PM
awake and yearning for physical touch
i can’t stop saying what da tuna
January 31, 2026 at 12:17 AM
i can’t stop saying what da tuna
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everyone is dying but him
January 30, 2026 at 7:01 PM
everyone is dying but him
ok time to go eat sushi about it
January 30, 2026 at 6:46 PM
ok time to go eat sushi about it
nothing pisses me off more than a liar
January 30, 2026 at 6:36 PM
nothing pisses me off more than a liar
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Crocette hanging with family.
January 30, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Crocette hanging with family.
microdosing hell by reading the morning news
January 30, 2026 at 10:52 AM
microdosing hell by reading the morning news
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say something mean to me and eat my pussy
January 30, 2026 at 10:18 AM
say something mean to me and eat my pussy
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owning a panini press would improve my happiness and overall quality of life significantly
January 30, 2026 at 3:15 AM
owning a panini press would improve my happiness and overall quality of life significantly
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have an ounce of self respect and maybe we can talk
January 30, 2026 at 2:36 AM
have an ounce of self respect and maybe we can talk
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shaking my big fat puppy ass for attention
January 30, 2026 at 2:00 AM
shaking my big fat puppy ass for attention