𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣
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𝙻𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚂𝚊𝚏𝚎𝚝𝚢 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝
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𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚎𝚏𝚝
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊 𝙸 𝚋𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑-𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚛-𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚐𝚘.
𝙻𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚂𝚊𝚏𝚎𝚝𝚢 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝
𝙱𝙱𝙴𝙶
𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚎𝚏𝚝
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊 𝙸 𝚋𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑-𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚛-𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚐𝚘.
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Discovering that conversation hearts are literally older than the fucking American Civil War was a trip and a half, let me tell you. It also explains why they taste like shit.
SALE: Hiram's is offerin' a whole bag o' Conversation Hearts (which, yes, somehow already exist in 1881, an' prob'ly explains why they taste like chalk) fer the price of one nickel! With such delightful phrases as:
-"My darling husband I have given you infectious genital sores out of love"
-"My darling husband I have given you infectious genital sores out of love"
February 14, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Discovering that conversation hearts are literally older than the fucking American Civil War was a trip and a half, let me tell you. It also explains why they taste like shit.
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In all seriousness I feel like there's a real apology owed to a lot of people in conspiracy circles by the MSM.
Also I have a LOT of questions about Bohemian Grove right now. A LOT.
Also I have a LOT of questions about Bohemian Grove right now. A LOT.
MSM spent the last decade at least denigrating "conspiracy theorists", late night TV hosts would literally joke about how loony people are who think there's a satanic cult of cannibal pedophilic elites running the USA. Now the least certifiable allegation in that statement is that they were satanic.
February 14, 2026 at 3:23 PM
In all seriousness I feel like there's a real apology owed to a lot of people in conspiracy circles by the MSM.
Also I have a LOT of questions about Bohemian Grove right now. A LOT.
Also I have a LOT of questions about Bohemian Grove right now. A LOT.
I haven't carried anyone across the River Styx in a long time if you know what I mean
February 14, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I haven't carried anyone across the River Styx in a long time if you know what I mean
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I will never vote for Ice Spice.
February 14, 2026 at 8:20 AM
I will never vote for Ice Spice.
Trust your local Civil Servent. Not all of them are evil.
February 14, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Trust your local Civil Servent. Not all of them are evil.
The first decade of the 2000's was a lost generation of hip hop greatness.
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Eyedea & Abilities - Kept (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Rhymesayers Entertainment
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February 14, 2026 at 7:22 AM
The first decade of the 2000's was a lost generation of hip hop greatness.
youtu.be/MQdptdYohno?...
youtu.be/MQdptdYohno?...
It's fun.
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The God That Became a Demon King
YouTube video by Pantheon Mythology
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February 14, 2026 at 6:51 AM
It's fun.
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youtu.be/FHqx11cG8go?...
Valentines... Whatever.
February 14, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Valentines... Whatever.
I started out the evening in such a good mood. Now I'm gonna drink and hope I don't stew. Imagine that I am doing something else.
February 14, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I started out the evening in such a good mood. Now I'm gonna drink and hope I don't stew. Imagine that I am doing something else.
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tried to scare tall legged adventurers walking thru the forest tonite and this one just grabbed me, put me down! aaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhh
February 14, 2026 at 12:53 AM
tried to scare tall legged adventurers walking thru the forest tonite and this one just grabbed me, put me down! aaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhh
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russian popeye knockoff named pipi who eats borscht instead of spinach to get strong
February 13, 2026 at 4:20 PM
russian popeye knockoff named pipi who eats borscht instead of spinach to get strong
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YES FELINE LISTENERS! WE ARE IN IT TO WIN IT. AND BY IT, I MEAN A LOT OF DRUGS AND RAMBLING ABOUT CRYPTIDS.
MEEEEE-OWWWWW!
MEEEEE-OWWWWW!
February 14, 2026 at 12:24 AM
YES FELINE LISTENERS! WE ARE IN IT TO WIN IT. AND BY IT, I MEAN A LOT OF DRUGS AND RAMBLING ABOUT CRYPTIDS.
MEEEEE-OWWWWW!
MEEEEE-OWWWWW!
I'm adopting this kid. He is my son now. I have two sons and they go hard as fuck.
February 13, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I'm adopting this kid. He is my son now. I have two sons and they go hard as fuck.
Meet me at the Lana Del Ray Home Depot and fight me.
I'll probably be getting high with Lana and she carries steel so watch your neck.
I'll probably be getting high with Lana and she carries steel so watch your neck.
February 13, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Meet me at the Lana Del Ray Home Depot and fight me.
I'll probably be getting high with Lana and she carries steel so watch your neck.
I'll probably be getting high with Lana and she carries steel so watch your neck.
It's Friday so here is a picture of a little Dik Dik to get you ready for the weekend.
February 13, 2026 at 5:52 PM
It's Friday so here is a picture of a little Dik Dik to get you ready for the weekend.
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im having fun
February 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
im having fun
I feel like this is a consistent and fair line in the sand that extends beyond abortion.
- 10/10,hopefully the next Dem platform.
- 10/10,hopefully the next Dem platform.
Okay so here's the thing if another human being is inside your body without your express ongoing consent you are in fact allowed to kill them to get them out of you
Puerto Rico governor signs law to recognize fetus as human being as critics warn of consequences
Puerto Rico’s governor has signed a bill that amends a law to recognize a fetus as a human being. It's a move that doctors and legal experts warn will have deep ramifications for the U.S. territory.
apnews.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I feel like this is a consistent and fair line in the sand that extends beyond abortion.
- 10/10,hopefully the next Dem platform.
- 10/10,hopefully the next Dem platform.
I want to break the cycle.
February 13, 2026 at 7:12 AM
I want to break the cycle.
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imagine hating me and I'm over here rizzing up the hoes like
March 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
imagine hating me and I'm over here rizzing up the hoes like
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join the fan club, baby
February 13, 2026 at 2:02 AM
join the fan club, baby
Nature is beautiful
February 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Nature is beautiful
February 13, 2026 at 2:09 AM