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𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊 𝙸 𝚋𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑-𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚛-𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚐𝚘.
𝙻𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚂𝚊𝚏𝚎𝚝𝚢 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝
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𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚎𝚏𝚝
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊 𝙸 𝚋𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑-𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚛-𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚐𝚘.
Pinned
Ok Wizard Baby, this is Bluesky. This is where Daddy Bones gets all the positive reaffirmations for his absolute dogshit personality.
Some day, you're gonna post with the mentally unwell like me.
Some day, you're gonna post with the mentally unwell like me.
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I woke up to this email today.
What the fuck.
What the fuck.
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I woke up to this email today.
What the fuck.
What the fuck.
Wizard Baby wants a better name. He gave me a list.
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Wizard Baby wants a better name. He gave me a list.
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Post your warning label. This is mine:
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Post your warning label. This is mine:
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when you think about it, the grinch’s only real crime was scaring the whos
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
when you think about it, the grinch’s only real crime was scaring the whos
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nah i lied i did it i reported him
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
nah i lied i did it i reported him
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November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Honestly guys, as much fun as #CancelSkip is, I have it on pretty good authority he couldn't have reported Hont Dog.
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Honestly guys, as much fun as #CancelSkip is, I have it on pretty good authority he couldn't have reported Hont Dog.
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I found this in the trash next to a dirty old hotdog with a raccoon bite taken out
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I found this in the trash next to a dirty old hotdog with a raccoon bite taken out
THIS IS POLITICAL REPRESSION OF THE POSTER-CLASS! #FreeTheSenator
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
THIS IS POLITICAL REPRESSION OF THE POSTER-CLASS! #FreeTheSenator
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FREE HONT DOG BRO HE DIDNT DO SHIT #FreeTheSenator
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
FREE HONT DOG BRO HE DIDNT DO SHIT #FreeTheSenator
Hey, who got the Hont Dog suspended? I have some Facts for them.
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Hey, who got the Hont Dog suspended? I have some Facts for them.
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Well this isn't the fuckin divine treasury... I bet that idiot Rom is behind this
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Well this isn't the fuckin divine treasury... I bet that idiot Rom is behind this
You guys would tell me if I said something stupid, right?
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
You guys would tell me if I said something stupid, right?
I want this to go into my FBI communist sympathizer file as well. Please use pantomime for Kash when you explain it or he may get lost.
Frogs are capable of only external mating. They possess no external genetalia. He would have to be in a bath with miss piggy, skeet inside it, and hope the water would get into her birth canal to even begin to have sex.
Now if Miss Piggy was into pegging...
Cloaca™, the everything hole.
Now if Miss Piggy was into pegging...
Cloaca™, the everything hole.
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I want this to go into my FBI communist sympathizer file as well. Please use pantomime for Kash when you explain it or he may get lost.
I'll say it again. A.I. is the Great Filter and we're a fucking coffee bean.
one of the more bleak aspects of ai chatbots is it’s starting to blow up real marriages
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I'll say it again. A.I. is the Great Filter and we're a fucking coffee bean.
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If you have never applied the principles of special relativity to the conservation of energy and momentum to light pulses, as viewed from both frames, you can’t determine an object's change in energy (\(\Delta E\)) and change in mass (\(\Delta m\)) or E = mc2 and you might be a redneck.
If you ever posited we exist in a simulation based on unified quantum field theory, you might be a redneck.
you might be a redneck if you’ve never entered a portal and found yourself on a completely different plane of existence.
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
If you have never applied the principles of special relativity to the conservation of energy and momentum to light pulses, as viewed from both frames, you can’t determine an object's change in energy (\(\Delta E\)) and change in mass (\(\Delta m\)) or E = mc2 and you might be a redneck.
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Hello!
I’ve decided to do my first ever
#Promosky
My name is Emmaline!
I am an artist!
I draw silly / unhinged / hogs on beloved mascots / doodles!
I’ve decided, to officially drop my Kofi
and announce that…
~ YOU 🫵 ~
can now tip/pay me
if you love one of my arts!
ko-fi.com/socksart
I’ve decided to do my first ever
#Promosky
My name is Emmaline!
I am an artist!
I draw silly / unhinged / hogs on beloved mascots / doodles!
I’ve decided, to officially drop my Kofi
and announce that…
~ YOU 🫵 ~
can now tip/pay me
if you love one of my arts!
ko-fi.com/socksart
Support Sock.Art ❤️
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRT!!!
ko-fi.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Hello!
I’ve decided to do my first ever
#Promosky
My name is Emmaline!
I am an artist!
I draw silly / unhinged / hogs on beloved mascots / doodles!
I’ve decided, to officially drop my Kofi
and announce that…
~ YOU 🫵 ~
can now tip/pay me
if you love one of my arts!
ko-fi.com/socksart
I’ve decided to do my first ever
#Promosky
My name is Emmaline!
I am an artist!
I draw silly / unhinged / hogs on beloved mascots / doodles!
I’ve decided, to officially drop my Kofi
and announce that…
~ YOU 🫵 ~
can now tip/pay me
if you love one of my arts!
ko-fi.com/socksart
I know they say you're not supposed to even ponder an orb around children under 5, but Wizard Baby is different (demanding).
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I know they say you're not supposed to even ponder an orb around children under 5, but Wizard Baby is different (demanding).
If you ever posited we exist in a simulation based on unified quantum field theory, you might be a redneck.
you might be a redneck if you’ve never entered a portal and found yourself on a completely different plane of existence.
November 24, 2025 at 12:43 PM
If you ever posited we exist in a simulation based on unified quantum field theory, you might be a redneck.
Is Kermit the Frog a chubby chaser?
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Is Kermit the Frog a chubby chaser?
SCTV Mr. Science with Johnny LaRue
YouTube video by The Second City
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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I am only 5'7". I am not scared.
I would have taken her to the Transformers aisle and told her about Metroplex, The largest of Autobots, and how awesome I think he is.
I would have taken her to the Transformers aisle and told her about Metroplex, The largest of Autobots, and how awesome I think he is.
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I am only 5'7". I am not scared.
I would have taken her to the Transformers aisle and told her about Metroplex, The largest of Autobots, and how awesome I think he is.
I would have taken her to the Transformers aisle and told her about Metroplex, The largest of Autobots, and how awesome I think he is.