𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣
@bzvowell.bsky.social
𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛
𝙻𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚂𝚊𝚏𝚎𝚝𝚢 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝
𝙱𝙱𝙴𝙶
𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚎𝚏𝚝
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊 𝙸 𝚋𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑-𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚛-𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚐𝚘.
𝙻𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚂𝚊𝚏𝚎𝚝𝚢 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝
𝙱𝙱𝙴𝙶
𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚎𝚏𝚝
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊 𝙸 𝚋𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑-𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚛-𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚐𝚘.
Yessss.... Truthiness...
February 14, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Yessss.... Truthiness...
Tell her thanks, but I am just not feeling as spirited as I'd like.
February 14, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Tell her thanks, but I am just not feeling as spirited as I'd like.
It's Bacchus's favorite holiday. We celebrate how we can.
February 14, 2026 at 5:49 PM
It's Bacchus's favorite holiday. We celebrate how we can.
Yeah, what does that even mean?
Debi, quit bringing burnouts home. Dude can't even fight correctly. These little weirdos want friends or some shit. I have enough friends and they don't suck.
Debi, quit bringing burnouts home. Dude can't even fight correctly. These little weirdos want friends or some shit. I have enough friends and they don't suck.
February 14, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Yeah, what does that even mean?
Debi, quit bringing burnouts home. Dude can't even fight correctly. These little weirdos want friends or some shit. I have enough friends and they don't suck.
Debi, quit bringing burnouts home. Dude can't even fight correctly. These little weirdos want friends or some shit. I have enough friends and they don't suck.
Say something funny or I will.
February 14, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Say something funny or I will.
This tracks. Fuck I'm so tired
February 14, 2026 at 9:17 AM
This tracks. Fuck I'm so tired
Actually, @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Actually, @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social
A man who knows his assets is better prepared than one who doesn't. Rules of Acquisition #31.
February 14, 2026 at 8:36 AM
A man who knows his assets is better prepared than one who doesn't. Rules of Acquisition #31.
Reposted by 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣
I will never vote for Ice Spice.
February 14, 2026 at 8:20 AM
I will never vote for Ice Spice.
I just literally melted an expensive chocolate in my robe pocket like a spoiled little fat boy. Enough feeling sorry for myself.
February 14, 2026 at 8:28 AM
I just literally melted an expensive chocolate in my robe pocket like a spoiled little fat boy. Enough feeling sorry for myself.
... AND paid the price.
youtu.be/rlxM2kH6370?...
youtu.be/rlxM2kH6370?...
Charley Crockett - "I'm Just A Clown" (Official Video)
YouTube video by Charley Crockett
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February 14, 2026 at 8:24 AM
... AND paid the price.
youtu.be/rlxM2kH6370?...
youtu.be/rlxM2kH6370?...
I can't look you in the eye unless you've experienced Ego-Death.
February 14, 2026 at 8:23 AM
I can't look you in the eye unless you've experienced Ego-Death.
mcbaise - Alice
YouTube video by mc bess
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February 14, 2026 at 8:21 AM
My wife is nine years my elder and I sent her this song. I am the worst person ever for this.
youtu.be/gR_ihUk6VFk?...
youtu.be/gR_ihUk6VFk?...
Tyler Childers - Oneida (Official Live Video)
YouTube video by TylerChildersVEVO
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February 14, 2026 at 8:18 AM
My wife is nine years my elder and I sent her this song. I am the worst person ever for this.
youtu.be/gR_ihUk6VFk?...
youtu.be/gR_ihUk6VFk?...
YOU'RE ELON MUSK! YOU HAVE TO TELL ME YOU'RE ELON MUSK BY LAW!
February 14, 2026 at 8:15 AM
YOU'RE ELON MUSK! YOU HAVE TO TELL ME YOU'RE ELON MUSK BY LAW!
Lookout Kentucky.
youtu.be/4mHwYtJxd2E?...
youtu.be/4mHwYtJxd2E?...
Charley Crockett - Kentucky Too Long (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Charley Crockett
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February 14, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Lookout Kentucky.
youtu.be/4mHwYtJxd2E?...
youtu.be/4mHwYtJxd2E?...
I'm too drunk to fuck this thing for you. Do I have to?
February 14, 2026 at 7:53 AM
I'm too drunk to fuck this thing for you. Do I have to?
So my major weakness is butt-rock. I don't know how, but Bilmuri exploits it and I don't know how.
youtu.be/KS0NnBvPvH4?...
youtu.be/KS0NnBvPvH4?...
Bilmuri - BETTER HELL (Visualizer)
YouTube video by 𝑪𝒐𝒔𝒈𝒓𝒐𝒗𝒆
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 7:51 AM
So my major weakness is butt-rock. I don't know how, but Bilmuri exploits it and I don't know how.
youtu.be/KS0NnBvPvH4?...
youtu.be/KS0NnBvPvH4?...
Get us out of this Hellhole baby! Make daddy proud!
February 14, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Get us out of this Hellhole baby! Make daddy proud!