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Captain Murphy
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This account is dedicated to our brave Mujahideen fighters in South Jersey. Haram Baha'i. Well meaning idiot. Cartoon fan. Blu-ray Collector. Watch fancier. Posadist. Merciless Martian Dictator. Inshallah.
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The day I dread every January has finally come.
Please consider giving some #mutualaid as I have throughout the year every year since I joined BlueSky. At least right now it's about $800 cheaper than last time. Ugh.
cash.app/$Captainmurp...
Cool thing about the 20 disc Baffler meal collection beyond having all seasons of ATHF is it's the same discs that came in individual volumes and therefore full of Easter eggs and special features.
In one Dave Willis and Matt Maiellaro write an episode for 40 minutes at Daves house on camera lol.
January 17, 2026 at 10:26 AM
I laughed
Timothée Chalamet’s Relationship with Hip Hop Explained
January 17, 2026 at 9:54 AM
I'm not trying to get you down but you really shouldn't assume things will get better because they never have and its been kind of a coping mechanism for you all to forget that. Unfortunately I don't so I've had to build different kinds of coping mechanisms.
I like to think human kind will survive.
January 17, 2026 at 9:48 AM
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I know its probably a process of getting certain shows from MeTV Toons depending on airing rights issues and some other things especially since they're in collaboration w/WBD,In any case getting the OG ThunderCats to be on the same lineup as the SilverHawks would be a long time coming.
January 17, 2026 at 8:36 AM
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Nah bro #BigHops is something special. I can feel it! Strong Mario influences in the best way. #Steam #videogames #Platformer
January 15, 2026 at 9:24 AM
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Im telling you #BigHops is fun af man! It understands that half the fun of a platformer is platforming and the collecting is on point. Love this sewer level LOL. #Platformer #Indie #Steam
January 16, 2026 at 9:37 AM
#BigHops continues to be the best. Really feeling those nintendo vibes without that nintendo ick. More beautiful cheap indie games like this please! #Steam #VideoGames
January 17, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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I'm telling you that unless something terrible bad happens in the end game I've played for I don't know 5 hours - I think it's a 20 hour game - this is a Nintendo quality #platformer for $20 and it's fantastically fun!
#BigHops is Indie Super Mario Odyssey.
Save 10% on Big Hops on Steam
Tongue-swing, free climb, and build your own path forward in a new kind of 3D platformer! Plant veggie bounce pads, tightropes, hookshots, and much more. Find a way home through huge Desert, Ocean, an...
store.steampowered.com
January 16, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Gohan's gone super ultra instinct or whatever his power-up is called I forget. Time to kill evil Buu.
January 17, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Thank you Brian. All donations I get go straight into bills and nothing else that's my guarantee. In this case fucking property taxes. My tax returns can probably pay for most of it though last time was probably half. I did work more last year though. Fingers crossed.
The day I dread every January has finally come.
Please consider giving some #mutualaid as I have throughout the year every year since I joined BlueSky. At least right now it's about $800 cheaper than last time. Ugh.
cash.app/$Captainmurp...
January 17, 2026 at 5:51 AM
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After David Lynch passed away last year, I decided to take a lot of my feelings, dreams, and nightmares and make a short film. This is that short, THE VIEW FROM THE TOP.

youtu.be/2d4CVzE37WE?...
The View From The Top | Horror Short Film
YouTube video by Matinee 5 Productions
youtu.be
January 17, 2026 at 2:09 AM
My grandmother is actively dying and my mom is understandably not taking it well. Meanwhile I'm just kind of disassociating from it and ignoring it because that's how I deal with grief and death. It's not very healthy but I just can't handle it.
I don't think there is a good way to handle it.
January 17, 2026 at 2:13 AM
SOON 😈
do zoomers know about quicksand?
January 17, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Btw this was today's only Goodwill find. A vintage like new officially licensed 1999 Yogi Bear wallet. No comps on eBay I would think maybe $15 if I'm lucky I paid $3 and I'm just going to use it cuz I'm smarter than the average bear! Like the built-in change purse. Rare for velcro wallets.
January 17, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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Reminds me of Rings of Power. Less than 40% of people who started that show finished it. Why? Is it because there are black dwarf women or black elves in it? I would guess no.
It's because it's terrible fanfiction slop.
January 17, 2026 at 1:06 AM
What I've been saying for over a decade now is just because the worst people don't like something doesn't mean that thing is good. I'm sorry have some introspection I guess. You can hate people and also hate something that they hate for legitimate reasons.
Hollywood has been tricking you.
January 17, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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I thought the Resistance was filled with creative people who could start trends yet no one ever grabs onto the ridiculous things the White House says and mocks them into the ground?

Weird? They dropped that. TACO? They dropped that.

I blame the insatiable need for new.
January 17, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Every time I take the time to make decent burritos or tacos not pretty but decent it was the best decision I've ever made in my entire life.
January 17, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I win again!
January 17, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Making Pico from my ground pork tacos! LFG!!!!!!!
January 17, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I'm telling you that unless something terrible bad happens in the end game I've played for I don't know 5 hours - I think it's a 20 hour game - this is a Nintendo quality #platformer for $20 and it's fantastically fun!
#BigHops is Indie Super Mario Odyssey.
Save 10% on Big Hops on Steam
Tongue-swing, free climb, and build your own path forward in a new kind of 3D platformer! Plant veggie bounce pads, tightropes, hookshots, and much more. Find a way home through huge Desert, Ocean, an...
store.steampowered.com
January 16, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Rubbery the bear condom,
"Only you can prevent forest tires!"
January 16, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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I'm serious #BigHops is truly an Indie Super Mario Odyssey and if this isn't the beginning of a big time indie platformer franchise then we have failed. Buy the game buy it twice buy it for your friend buy it for your mom buy it now!
store.steampowered.com/app/1221480/...
Save 10% on Big Hops on Steam
Tongue-swing, free climb, and build your own path forward in a new kind of 3D platformer! Plant veggie bounce pads, tightropes, hookshots, and much more. Find a way home through huge Desert, Ocean, an...
store.steampowered.com
January 16, 2026 at 7:51 AM
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There absolutely was a time when ordering anything on AliExpress took minimum a month to arrive to the United States but now whenever you buy something it literally takes like 4 days to arrive and then 13 days to get through customs. Seems like they're not the problem anymore.
January 16, 2026 at 9:46 AM
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But then I think brown people are people maybe because I'm not all white. You people clearly do not.
January 16, 2026 at 7:55 PM