Captain Murphy
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This account is dedicated to our brave Mujahideen fighters in South Jersey. Anti-American. Haram Baha'i. Well meaning idiot. Cartoon fan. Blu-ray Collector. Watch fancier. Posadist. Merciless Martian Dictator. Inshallah.
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The day I dread every January has finally come.
Please consider giving some #mutualaid as I have throughout the year every year since I joined BlueSky. At least right now it's about $800 cheaper than last time. Ugh.
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Please consider giving some #mutualaid as I have throughout the year every year since I joined BlueSky. At least right now it's about $800 cheaper than last time. Ugh.
cash.app/$Captainmurp...
Gruv is having a John Carpenter sale on top of a bigger Shout Factory sale and I'm low-key tempted by In the Mouth of Madness.
January 15, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Gruv is having a John Carpenter sale on top of a bigger Shout Factory sale and I'm low-key tempted by In the Mouth of Madness.
I need to eat something it's fucking cold first thought of soup but I don't like soup unless it's ramen or chili. I eat ramen all the time I'm not really in the mood to make chili. Ugh.
January 15, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I need to eat something it's fucking cold first thought of soup but I don't like soup unless it's ramen or chili. I eat ramen all the time I'm not really in the mood to make chili. Ugh.
I look forward to the release of Dances with AI 4.
January 15, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I look forward to the release of Dances with AI 4.
James Cameron continues to be the Michael Bay of self-identified intellectuals.
James Cameron says he must find a cheaper way to produce the Avatar movies in order to continue making them. https://bit.ly/4qnlOpl
January 15, 2026 at 7:40 PM
James Cameron continues to be the Michael Bay of self-identified intellectuals.
I don't expect more from Democrats. I know what Democrats are. I have nothing but contempt for them.
January 15, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I don't expect more from Democrats. I know what Democrats are. I have nothing but contempt for them.
Gone from being in the upper 40s to back down to the low 20s again and Im angry.
January 15, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Gone from being in the upper 40s to back down to the low 20s again and Im angry.
I dont do drugs I dont vote and I dont like you. Yes you specifically. Good morning.
January 15, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I dont do drugs I dont vote and I dont like you. Yes you specifically. Good morning.
Smoking that shit that made Obama trans
January 15, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Smoking that shit that made Obama trans
Injecting that shit that made the second moon explode
January 15, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Injecting that shit that made the second moon explode
Huffing that shit that made Nixon gay.
January 15, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Huffing that shit that made Nixon gay.
He yearned for that moby DICK.
January 15, 2026 at 10:45 AM
He yearned for that moby DICK.
Captain Ahab really wanted to fuck that whale huh.
January 15, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Captain Ahab really wanted to fuck that whale huh.
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Might have to learn chinese and move to china and help my friends come with me because this america shit crazy
January 15, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Might have to learn chinese and move to china and help my friends come with me because this america shit crazy
I needed more from my antidepressant so my doctor added COCAINE™️
Side effects include death, aids, heart attack, starting a pizzeria / sushi place with a random guy you met on the street, and Good times.
Side effects include death, aids, heart attack, starting a pizzeria / sushi place with a random guy you met on the street, and Good times.
January 15, 2026 at 10:36 AM
I needed more from my antidepressant so my doctor added COCAINE™️
Side effects include death, aids, heart attack, starting a pizzeria / sushi place with a random guy you met on the street, and Good times.
Side effects include death, aids, heart attack, starting a pizzeria / sushi place with a random guy you met on the street, and Good times.
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January 15, 2026 at 10:09 AM
January 15, 2026 at 10:09 AM
And I did and its fantastic! 😍
Holy fucking shit yo indie Super Mario Odyssey just dropped. I don't care about any of my money woes tomorrow at 2:00 in the morning when my check drops I'm going to buy this damn game!
store.steampowered.com/app/1221480/...
store.steampowered.com/app/1221480/...
Save 10% on Big Hops on Steam
Tongue-swing, free climb, and build your own path forward in a new kind of 3D platformer! Plant veggie bounce pads, tightropes, hookshots, and much more. Find a way home through huge Desert, Ocean, an...
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January 15, 2026 at 9:30 AM
And I did and its fantastic! 😍
January 15, 2026 at 9:29 AM
January 15, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Nah bro #BigHops is something special. I can feel it! Strong Mario influences in the best way. #Steam #videogames #Platformer
January 15, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Nah bro #BigHops is something special. I can feel it! Strong Mario influences in the best way. #Steam #videogames #Platformer
Barely scratch the surface and already #BigHops is fantastic. Mechanically it really is scratching that Super Mario Odyssey itch. Buy it immediately!
#Steam #Videogames #Platformer
#Steam #Videogames #Platformer
January 15, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Barely scratch the surface and already #BigHops is fantastic. Mechanically it really is scratching that Super Mario Odyssey itch. Buy it immediately!
#Steam #Videogames #Platformer
#Steam #Videogames #Platformer
"Did you bring your gun boy?
*Shakes head*
Well what the fuck's the point of me stealing stuff for your birthday if your never going to use it?"
- Kevin Spencer
*Shakes head*
Well what the fuck's the point of me stealing stuff for your birthday if your never going to use it?"
- Kevin Spencer
January 15, 2026 at 8:08 AM
"Did you bring your gun boy?
*Shakes head*
Well what the fuck's the point of me stealing stuff for your birthday if your never going to use it?"
- Kevin Spencer
*Shakes head*
Well what the fuck's the point of me stealing stuff for your birthday if your never going to use it?"
- Kevin Spencer
Also I do all of my gaming on Steam deck and Rebellion did a really good job optimizing it for that specific use case. Plays fantastically looks great. Quite interested in trying their other games after I buy and play the DLC for this one.
January 15, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Also I do all of my gaming on Steam deck and Rebellion did a really good job optimizing it for that specific use case. Plays fantastically looks great. Quite interested in trying their other games after I buy and play the DLC for this one.
I would say that Atomfall is my 2025 game of the year but I play almost exclusively indie games so to me that's like my big AAA game even though it's what we would call AA these days. Is it perfect? No but it's very good.
January 15, 2026 at 7:41 AM
I would say that Atomfall is my 2025 game of the year but I play almost exclusively indie games so to me that's like my big AAA game even though it's what we would call AA these days. Is it perfect? No but it's very good.