Captain Murphy
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This account is dedicated to our brave Mujahideen fighters in South Jersey. Haram Baha'i. Well meaning idiot. Cartoon fan. Blu-ray Collector. Watch fancier. Posadist. Merciless Martian Dictator. Inshallah.
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I wish Aldi always had these but alas there is no justice in this world. Stock up now its that time of year again. These are better than fucking twix bars.
January 19, 2026 at 5:01 AM
I wish Aldi always had these but alas there is no justice in this world. Stock up now its that time of year again. These are better than fucking twix bars.
Yo it's free out of date candy day. All of this is mine and you got to remember this is a gas station so that's like $35 worth of candy.
January 19, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Yo it's free out of date candy day. All of this is mine and you got to remember this is a gas station so that's like $35 worth of candy.
It does my heart good to see that the American Death drive has infected all of Europe.
January 19, 2026 at 1:08 AM
It does my heart good to see that the American Death drive has infected all of Europe.
The Democrat Party in a nutshell. Another way to say it is why are all these gays sucking my cock?
January 19, 2026 at 12:38 AM
The Democrat Party in a nutshell. Another way to say it is why are all these gays sucking my cock?
My local Save-A-Lot got a whole bunch of these they're still in date and the sad thing is there so much better than regular striped shortbread fudge cookies because the actual cookie is chocolate and tastes like a huge Oreo. Kind of getting angry about it.
January 18, 2026 at 1:18 AM
My local Save-A-Lot got a whole bunch of these they're still in date and the sad thing is there so much better than regular striped shortbread fudge cookies because the actual cookie is chocolate and tastes like a huge Oreo. Kind of getting angry about it.
Falafel deluxe from Bab El Salaam. I believe it has falafel tahini hummus pickles onion tomato and tabbouleh.
Not the most visually appealing thing but it's solid.
Not the most visually appealing thing but it's solid.
January 18, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Falafel deluxe from Bab El Salaam. I believe it has falafel tahini hummus pickles onion tomato and tabbouleh.
Not the most visually appealing thing but it's solid.
Not the most visually appealing thing but it's solid.
#BigHops continues to be the best. Really feeling those nintendo vibes without that nintendo ick. More beautiful cheap indie games like this please! #Steam #VideoGames
January 17, 2026 at 8:00 AM
#BigHops continues to be the best. Really feeling those nintendo vibes without that nintendo ick. More beautiful cheap indie games like this please! #Steam #VideoGames
Btw this was today's only Goodwill find. A vintage like new officially licensed 1999 Yogi Bear wallet. No comps on eBay I would think maybe $15 if I'm lucky I paid $3 and I'm just going to use it cuz I'm smarter than the average bear! Like the built-in change purse. Rare for velcro wallets.
January 17, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Btw this was today's only Goodwill find. A vintage like new officially licensed 1999 Yogi Bear wallet. No comps on eBay I would think maybe $15 if I'm lucky I paid $3 and I'm just going to use it cuz I'm smarter than the average bear! Like the built-in change purse. Rare for velcro wallets.
Now there's plenty of salt in the meat and cheese etc but don't forget to lightly salt this! And if you forget lime so help me God you might as well throw it away.
January 17, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Now there's plenty of salt in the meat and cheese etc but don't forget to lightly salt this! And if you forget lime so help me God you might as well throw it away.
Making Pico from my ground pork tacos! LFG!!!!!!!
January 17, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Making Pico from my ground pork tacos! LFG!!!!!!!
Im telling you #BigHops is fun af man! It understands that half the fun of a platformer is platforming and the collecting is on point. Love this sewer level LOL. #Platformer #Indie #Steam
January 16, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Im telling you #BigHops is fun af man! It understands that half the fun of a platformer is platforming and the collecting is on point. Love this sewer level LOL. #Platformer #Indie #Steam
Nah bro #BigHops is something special. I can feel it! Strong Mario influences in the best way. #Steam #videogames #Platformer
January 15, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Nah bro #BigHops is something special. I can feel it! Strong Mario influences in the best way. #Steam #videogames #Platformer
Barely scratch the surface and already #BigHops is fantastic. Mechanically it really is scratching that Super Mario Odyssey itch. Buy it immediately!
#Steam #Videogames #Platformer
#Steam #Videogames #Platformer
January 15, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Barely scratch the surface and already #BigHops is fantastic. Mechanically it really is scratching that Super Mario Odyssey itch. Buy it immediately!
#Steam #Videogames #Platformer
#Steam #Videogames #Platformer
By cheapening their formula nestlé has destroyed Butterfingers. I don't buy them often but the last several times they have been congealed into one inedible chunk of sugary tooth splitting concrete.
These are Hersheys vastly superior alternative. Seek them out.
These are Hersheys vastly superior alternative. Seek them out.
January 14, 2026 at 7:19 AM
By cheapening their formula nestlé has destroyed Butterfingers. I don't buy them often but the last several times they have been congealed into one inedible chunk of sugary tooth splitting concrete.
These are Hersheys vastly superior alternative. Seek them out.
These are Hersheys vastly superior alternative. Seek them out.
This is the good Batman I speak of I've got no interest in anything else being published right now by DC.
January 14, 2026 at 6:42 AM
This is the good Batman I speak of I've got no interest in anything else being published right now by DC.
My busted phone camera can't do this justice but look at this two page spread man. These Hellboy Comics are great the only problem is this is the kind of story you want to be at least 10 issues long and all they do are two and three issue mini arcs which makes me angry. Anyway enjoy,
January 14, 2026 at 6:35 AM
My busted phone camera can't do this justice but look at this two page spread man. These Hellboy Comics are great the only problem is this is the kind of story you want to be at least 10 issues long and all they do are two and three issue mini arcs which makes me angry. Anyway enjoy,
Reading this and issue five of the good Batman tonight.
January 14, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Reading this and issue five of the good Batman tonight.
We're talking about this book here
January 14, 2026 at 6:15 AM
We're talking about this book here
Got my chanting done just in time. Something I need to redouble my efforts on this year. It doesn't take long.
January 14, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Got my chanting done just in time. Something I need to redouble my efforts on this year. It doesn't take long.
I need a small loan of $50.
January 13, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I need a small loan of $50.
I bought this purple french parachute strap ages ago and did nothing with it. Does it match the watch? No. Do I care? No. Its comfy.
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I bought this purple french parachute strap ages ago and did nothing with it. Does it match the watch? No. Do I care? No. Its comfy.
The day I dread every January has finally come.
Please consider giving some #mutualaid as I have throughout the year every year since I joined BlueSky. At least right now it's about $800 cheaper than last time. Ugh.
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Please consider giving some #mutualaid as I have throughout the year every year since I joined BlueSky. At least right now it's about $800 cheaper than last time. Ugh.
cash.app/$Captainmurp...
January 12, 2026 at 10:15 PM
The day I dread every January has finally come.
Please consider giving some #mutualaid as I have throughout the year every year since I joined BlueSky. At least right now it's about $800 cheaper than last time. Ugh.
cash.app/$Captainmurp...
Please consider giving some #mutualaid as I have throughout the year every year since I joined BlueSky. At least right now it's about $800 cheaper than last time. Ugh.
cash.app/$Captainmurp...