Jacob Davison
@jacobdavison.bsky.social
He/Him. Writer, movie theater staff and frequent guest, and general cyberpunk.
Check out my youtube channel with all kinds of shorts I made:
https://youtube.com/@matinee5productions
Check out my youtube channel with all kinds of shorts I made:
https://youtube.com/@matinee5productions
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God damn it is undeniable how many people just outright hate AI. I don’t think any technology in history has ever revolted so many people in such a public and prominent way
If there is one thing Chance The Rapper fans love it’s bare metal compute. Absolutely perfect market. Just check out how enthusiastic his fans are! They love it and they’re ready to move their cloud infrastructure.
February 7, 2026 at 6:55 AM
God damn it is undeniable how many people just outright hate AI. I don’t think any technology in history has ever revolted so many people in such a public and prominent way
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i'm calling it early - this is one of the greatest posts ever made on bsky dot app
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:06 AM
i'm calling it early - this is one of the greatest posts ever made on bsky dot app
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In my wildest dreams I could never have imagined a more gratuitous sign that AI is a bubble than “chance the rapper, sponsored by coreweave.” It’s beautiful. It’ll be in a movie someday
February 7, 2026 at 6:33 AM
In my wildest dreams I could never have imagined a more gratuitous sign that AI is a bubble than “chance the rapper, sponsored by coreweave.” It’s beautiful. It’ll be in a movie someday
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I’ve been thinking about it all day and I’ve decided that the golden snake with golden eyes that can snap at cars and spit fire should be the symbol of New York under Mamdani
February 7, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I’ve been thinking about it all day and I’ve decided that the golden snake with golden eyes that can snap at cars and spit fire should be the symbol of New York under Mamdani
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Muppets replace everyone on Bluesky but keep Menswear Guy as himself
February 7, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Muppets replace everyone on Bluesky but keep Menswear Guy as himself
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Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level
February 7, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level
Kevin O'Leary
sort of curious who would be a *terrible* muppet show guest host. to nuke myself from orbit, i am starting with gillian anderson
janelle monáe, ke huy quan and pedro pascal
February 7, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Kevin O'Leary
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Elon
sort of curious who would be a *terrible* muppet show guest host. to nuke myself from orbit, i am starting with gillian anderson
janelle monáe, ke huy quan and pedro pascal
February 7, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Elon
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they should do one episode where the guest is a muppet and the rest of the cast are played by human lookalikes
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 7, 2026 at 12:25 AM
they should do one episode where the guest is a muppet and the rest of the cast are played by human lookalikes
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LAPD arrested at least two teenagers protesting ICE raids in Los Angeles yesterday. They were also seen corresponding with ICE agents on Alameda Street during the demonstrations.
The full story: lataco.com/lapd-arrests...
By Izzy Ramirez
The full story: lataco.com/lapd-arrests...
By Izzy Ramirez
February 7, 2026 at 3:13 AM
LAPD arrested at least two teenagers protesting ICE raids in Los Angeles yesterday. They were also seen corresponding with ICE agents on Alameda Street during the demonstrations.
The full story: lataco.com/lapd-arrests...
By Izzy Ramirez
The full story: lataco.com/lapd-arrests...
By Izzy Ramirez
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Every damn day he does something crazy and the entire MAGA leadership bends over backwards to pretend it wasn't crazy and to explain it away.
And then a few hours go by and he comes out and says "no, I did the crazy thing on purpose."
And repeat.
And the media never seems to remember that.
And then a few hours go by and he comes out and says "no, I did the crazy thing on purpose."
And repeat.
And the media never seems to remember that.
BREAKING: Trump says he 'didn't make a mistake' with his racist video post.
Q: "A number of Republicans are calling on you to apologize for that post. Is that something you're going to do?"
Trump: "No, I didn't make a mistake."
He adds later: "I guess it was a take off on the Lion King."
Q: "A number of Republicans are calling on you to apologize for that post. Is that something you're going to do?"
Trump: "No, I didn't make a mistake."
He adds later: "I guess it was a take off on the Lion King."
February 7, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Every damn day he does something crazy and the entire MAGA leadership bends over backwards to pretend it wasn't crazy and to explain it away.
And then a few hours go by and he comes out and says "no, I did the crazy thing on purpose."
And repeat.
And the media never seems to remember that.
And then a few hours go by and he comes out and says "no, I did the crazy thing on purpose."
And repeat.
And the media never seems to remember that.
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how the fuck did i miss him saying this at the goddamned national prayer breakfast?!!
hate how funny he is.
hate how funny he is.
Trump: "Mike Johnson is a very religious person. He does not hide it. He'll say to me sometimes at lunch, 'Sir, may we pray.' I'll say, 'Excuse me? We're having lunch.'"
February 7, 2026 at 12:59 AM
how the fuck did i miss him saying this at the goddamned national prayer breakfast?!!
hate how funny he is.
hate how funny he is.
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Jesus if you’ve lost the owners of Vegas sports bars your movement is toast
This rules. Kick Bovino out of every fucking bar in the country.
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar
Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.
lasvegassun.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Jesus if you’ve lost the owners of Vegas sports bars your movement is toast
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Easily within the last year
Trump: I’m the least racist president you’ve had in a long time as far as I’m concerned.
February 7, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Easily within the last year
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Voters put Donald Trump back into office. After his disaster of a first term. After his 34 convictions. After knowing he was besties with Epstein. People voted for him.
Our fellow Americans are the reason we are living through this daily nightmare again. Never forget that.
Our fellow Americans are the reason we are living through this daily nightmare again. Never forget that.
February 7, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Voters put Donald Trump back into office. After his disaster of a first term. After his 34 convictions. After knowing he was besties with Epstein. People voted for him.
Our fellow Americans are the reason we are living through this daily nightmare again. Never forget that.
Our fellow Americans are the reason we are living through this daily nightmare again. Never forget that.
As a global community, I am certain we can boo J.D. Vance more regularly and much louder.
Vice President JD Vance gets roundly booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Olympics. "Those are a lot of boos for him, whistling jeering," says the presenter. US athletes receive a warm welcome from fans, though.
February 7, 2026 at 12:45 AM
As a global community, I am certain we can boo J.D. Vance more regularly and much louder.
I need a Danny McBride episode. He would be down to do slapstick with The Muppets.
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I need a Danny McBride episode. He would be down to do slapstick with The Muppets.
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This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.
February 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.
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not to be like "this absolutely feels intentional and is punishment for being a blue city/state that dares to like immigrants" but like,
Hospitality Minnesota says hotels have lost $5 million on cancellations so far. Minneapolis Mayor says local businesses are losing $10-$20 million a week.
Operation Metro Surge hits Twin Cities hospitality and tourism industry with millions in lost revenue
Hospitality Minnesota says hotels have lost $5 million on cancellations so far. Minneapolis Mayor says local businesses are losing $10-$20 million a week.
www.kare11.com
February 7, 2026 at 12:38 AM
not to be like "this absolutely feels intentional and is punishment for being a blue city/state that dares to like immigrants" but like,
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I love that Fish Called Wanda clocked the pundit class like 40 years ago
February 6, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I love that Fish Called Wanda clocked the pundit class like 40 years ago
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When your representative says "Don't talk to me about my own morality," I suggest talking to them about their own morality INCESSANTLY.
“I would rather you vote for what is morally correct,” Davidson said.
“Don’t talk to me about my own morality,” DeLauro shot back.
“Don’t tell your constituents what they can and can’t talk to you about,” replied Rev. Nathan Empsall. “What you are voting for is not moral.”
“Don’t talk to me about my own morality,” DeLauro shot back.
“Don’t tell your constituents what they can and can’t talk to you about,” replied Rev. Nathan Empsall. “What you are voting for is not moral.”
DeLauro to pressing clergy: 'I will not vote to abolish ICE'
The Connecticut U.S. representative found herself at odds with faith leaders.
www.ctpublic.org
February 6, 2026 at 11:53 PM
When your representative says "Don't talk to me about my own morality," I suggest talking to them about their own morality INCESSANTLY.
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Dropkick Murphys rewrote their song "Citizen C.I.A" as a new protest song, "Citizen I.C.E," and that's how you use your goddamn platform. 🫡
Citizen I.C.E.
YouTube video by Dropkick Murphys - Topic
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Dropkick Murphys rewrote their song "Citizen C.I.A" as a new protest song, "Citizen I.C.E," and that's how you use your goddamn platform. 🫡
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Kinda in the school of Mamdani doing exactly the politics people need right now and a lot of it does have to do with him not being an asshole and interacting with constituents in a meaningful way
February 6, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Kinda in the school of Mamdani doing exactly the politics people need right now and a lot of it does have to do with him not being an asshole and interacting with constituents in a meaningful way