Jacob Davison
@jacobdavison.bsky.social
He/Him. Writer, movie theater staff and frequent guest, and general cyberpunk.
Check out my youtube channel with all kinds of shorts I made:
https://youtube.com/@matinee5productions
Check out my youtube channel with all kinds of shorts I made:
https://youtube.com/@matinee5productions
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If you are extremely vocal online about your intense hatred of Aerith OR Tifa, I have to assume that either you don’t like or you don’t fundamentally understand the core of Final Fantasy VII.
February 8, 2026 at 5:36 PM
If you are extremely vocal online about your intense hatred of Aerith OR Tifa, I have to assume that either you don’t like or you don’t fundamentally understand the core of Final Fantasy VII.
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On Polymarket you can now bet on how many people in a different market on Polymarket think Jesus Christ will return in this calendar year.
29% of bets say that more than 5% of bets in the Jesus Christ return market will be a "yes" 9 days from now.
Anyway everyone involved in this needs jailtime.
29% of bets say that more than 5% of bets in the Jesus Christ return market will be a "yes" 9 days from now.
Anyway everyone involved in this needs jailtime.
February 8, 2026 at 5:21 PM
On Polymarket you can now bet on how many people in a different market on Polymarket think Jesus Christ will return in this calendar year.
29% of bets say that more than 5% of bets in the Jesus Christ return market will be a "yes" 9 days from now.
Anyway everyone involved in this needs jailtime.
29% of bets say that more than 5% of bets in the Jesus Christ return market will be a "yes" 9 days from now.
Anyway everyone involved in this needs jailtime.
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People getting enraged over whether or not something is "canon" for FICTIONAL stories will never not be hilarious to me
February 8, 2026 at 4:59 PM
People getting enraged over whether or not something is "canon" for FICTIONAL stories will never not be hilarious to me
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NYC is the same temperature as McMurdo Station in Antarctica…
February 8, 2026 at 5:26 PM
NYC is the same temperature as McMurdo Station in Antarctica…
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Every time I go to a comic book convention I see people waiting in line for hours to say hello and get a picture with an old man or woman who spends four minutes drawing on the flyleaf of an old book and writing “to [name].” Nobody would be happier if there was a computer to do a “better” drawing
February 8, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Every time I go to a comic book convention I see people waiting in line for hours to say hello and get a picture with an old man or woman who spends four minutes drawing on the flyleaf of an old book and writing “to [name].” Nobody would be happier if there was a computer to do a “better” drawing
When the world needed him most, when there was a shocking lack of bees on the internet, he returned...
DR. KNEES!
shit
I mean
DR. BEES!
DR. KNEES!
shit
I mean
DR. BEES!
HappyHarry released a new episode of DR. BEES!
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...
DR. BEES FOREVER!
Dr. Bees returns, forever, AGAIN!
www.newgrounds.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:59 PM
When the world needed him most, when there was a shocking lack of bees on the internet, he returned...
DR. KNEES!
shit
I mean
DR. BEES!
DR. KNEES!
shit
I mean
DR. BEES!
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THERE'S BEEN A DISTURBING LACK OF BEES ON THIS SITE. THIS CARTOON WITH A SHITLOAD OF BEES SHOULD DO THE TRICK
HappyHarry released a new episode of DR. BEES!
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...
DR. BEES FOREVER!
Dr. Bees returns, forever, AGAIN!
www.newgrounds.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
THERE'S BEEN A DISTURBING LACK OF BEES ON THIS SITE. THIS CARTOON WITH A SHITLOAD OF BEES SHOULD DO THE TRICK
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Im sorry did young robert's trials and tribulations teach these people nothing
February 8, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Im sorry did young robert's trials and tribulations teach these people nothing
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these men—and let’s be clear, it’s basically men—are not interested in investing in public spaces for mass good. why would they, when they can create their own bunkers and network states, without having to consider the needs or wants of anyone but themselves?
they are fundamentally antidemocratic
they are fundamentally antidemocratic
Real-Estate Shopping for the Apocalypse
Thirty-nine per cent of Americans believe that we’re living in end times, and the market for underground hideouts is heating up.
www.newyorker.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:14 PM
these men—and let’s be clear, it’s basically men—are not interested in investing in public spaces for mass good. why would they, when they can create their own bunkers and network states, without having to consider the needs or wants of anyone but themselves?
they are fundamentally antidemocratic
they are fundamentally antidemocratic
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I hope folks grasp the fascistic resentment underpinning this shit, and the fact that there is nothing these AI robber barons would like more than to automate human creativity because they resent it and wish to devalue, own, and control it and us.
The whole article is repulsive but this passage is at the core of it. She has no interest in writing books, she wants to win some kind of competition that nobody entered
February 8, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I hope folks grasp the fascistic resentment underpinning this shit, and the fact that there is nothing these AI robber barons would like more than to automate human creativity because they resent it and wish to devalue, own, and control it and us.
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Incredible words as clergy of various faiths crucify this 82 year old Dem who tells them bodycams will ‘reform’ ICE and they’re not allowed to talk to her about morality
“Renee Goodman [sic], Alex Pretti – there are no words,” DeLauro said.
“You said there were no words after the murder of those two individuals,” said Rev. Jack Perkins Davidson. “I think the words are ‘Abolish ICE.’”
www.ctpublic.org/news/2026-02...
“You said there were no words after the murder of those two individuals,” said Rev. Jack Perkins Davidson. “I think the words are ‘Abolish ICE.’”
www.ctpublic.org/news/2026-02...
DeLauro to pressing clergy: 'I will not vote to abolish ICE'
The Connecticut U.S. representative found herself at odds with faith leaders.
www.ctpublic.org
February 8, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Incredible words as clergy of various faiths crucify this 82 year old Dem who tells them bodycams will ‘reform’ ICE and they’re not allowed to talk to her about morality
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There needs to be a Eurovision of bullying JD Vance
JD Vance getting booed, as called around the world (auto transcribed & translated, mostly):
February 8, 2026 at 2:48 PM
There needs to be a Eurovision of bullying JD Vance
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Taxing billionaires out of existence may be the most critical domestic policy fight of our lifetimes.
Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries.
One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.
Abolish the billionaire class:
One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.
Abolish the billionaire class:
Donate to Support for Washington Post international employees, organized by Michelle Lee
Among the hundreds of journalists laid off by The Washington Post on … Michelle Lee needs your support for Support for Washington Post international employees
www.gofundme.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Taxing billionaires out of existence may be the most critical domestic policy fight of our lifetimes.
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i started researching Russian disinfo networks in 2014 and writing about them in 2015 and the sheer amount of smug online assholes who dismissed every piece of reporting as CIA propaganda or whatever will never not piss me off
Is anybody ever gonna take a step back and realize the "Russia Russia Russia" people — derided as lunatic wine moms — were actually underplaying the foreign influence stuff, and the loud people who kept insisting it was all fake are now saying Jeffrey Epstein was kind of a cool guy?
NSA detected phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump
Whistleblower says that Tulsi Gabbard blocked agency from sharing report and delivered it to White House chief of staff
www.theguardian.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:45 AM
i started researching Russian disinfo networks in 2014 and writing about them in 2015 and the sheer amount of smug online assholes who dismissed every piece of reporting as CIA propaganda or whatever will never not piss me off
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Here’s some sketches exploring one of my ideas for the creature from “The Terror” by Dan Simmons, and how I imagined it could work as a supernatural element while still able to be mistaken for a polar bear at a glance or in the distance~
February 8, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Here’s some sketches exploring one of my ideas for the creature from “The Terror” by Dan Simmons, and how I imagined it could work as a supernatural element while still able to be mistaken for a polar bear at a glance or in the distance~
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there should be a high fantasy author who hates writing about food. "and then king aelfrid joined the dwarven feast and quickly wolfed down some ham and a corn or whatever. back to magic"
February 8, 2026 at 12:19 AM
there should be a high fantasy author who hates writing about food. "and then king aelfrid joined the dwarven feast and quickly wolfed down some ham and a corn or whatever. back to magic"
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I've been to lots of cities around the world and the most "haunted by the spectres of their pasts" vibes I've gotten were in Phnom Penh (where you can still see ex-Khmer Rouge hanging out) and Charleston, where it feels like slavery's evils are in every single cobblestone and grand old structure
February 8, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I've been to lots of cities around the world and the most "haunted by the spectres of their pasts" vibes I've gotten were in Phnom Penh (where you can still see ex-Khmer Rouge hanging out) and Charleston, where it feels like slavery's evils are in every single cobblestone and grand old structure
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Bold prediction: they’re going to cancel the TPUSA All-American Halftime Special before broadcast. That or Kid Rock will cancel
February 7, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Bold prediction: they’re going to cancel the TPUSA All-American Halftime Special before broadcast. That or Kid Rock will cancel
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If you see the latest issue of FANGORIA featuring THE BRIDE! put a copy in the bridal section.
February 8, 2026 at 1:29 AM
If you see the latest issue of FANGORIA featuring THE BRIDE! put a copy in the bridal section.
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kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
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Watching the commercials used to be as big an event as the game itself.
The Super Bowl hasn’t been the same event since they started spoiling all the commercial surprises.
The Super Bowl hasn’t been the same event since they started spoiling all the commercial surprises.
Went on a lil rant about how increasingly annoyed I am by the early release of Super Bowl ads. Give me something to look forward to on Sunday! consequence.net/2026/02/supe...
Releasing Super Bowl Ads Early Is Bad for Super Bowl Ads
The Big Game's value as a pop culture event is shrinking with every "teaser."
consequence.net
February 7, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Watching the commercials used to be as big an event as the game itself.
The Super Bowl hasn’t been the same event since they started spoiling all the commercial surprises.
The Super Bowl hasn’t been the same event since they started spoiling all the commercial surprises.
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Blessing your timelines with the opening from The Muppet Show revival special, because we all deserve a little happiness right now.
February 7, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Blessing your timelines with the opening from The Muppet Show revival special, because we all deserve a little happiness right now.
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Recent events should be a reminder to all of us, especially this month, that every miserable MAGA action, every attempt to stop POC/women from voting- it's all just racist retaliation to the election of a black president.
February 7, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Recent events should be a reminder to all of us, especially this month, that every miserable MAGA action, every attempt to stop POC/women from voting- it's all just racist retaliation to the election of a black president.