Dave Itzkoff
@ditzkoff.bsky.social
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I am sick of these countries not letting me have Greenland. The first such instance was in 2016
January 19, 2026 at 1:43 PM
I am sick of these countries not letting me have Greenland. The first such instance was in 2016
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Comrade Mamdani has given us the activation code. Woke 2 is a go
January 18, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Comrade Mamdani has given us the activation code. Woke 2 is a go
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regulators: stop allowing X to create photos of people in bikinis
X:
X:
X has stopped working
X has stopped working
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 3:48 PM
regulators: stop allowing X to create photos of people in bikinis
X:
X:
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Frog we don’t have time for this
Toad sipped his tea. “Frog,” he asked, “are you making this up?”
“Maybe yes and maybe no,” said Frog.
“Maybe yes and maybe no,” said Frog.
January 12, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Frog we don’t have time for this
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oh I'm cooked? I'm washed? well joke's on you. cooking and washing are important household chores and I take them as a compliment.
January 15, 2026 at 7:55 PM
oh I'm cooked? I'm washed? well joke's on you. cooking and washing are important household chores and I take them as a compliment.
Make it 1997 Again Through Science or Magic
January 15, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Make it 1997 Again Through Science or Magic
me to my editor: you should see it in your inbox any minute now
also me:
also me:
January 15, 2026 at 2:36 PM
me to my editor: you should see it in your inbox any minute now
also me:
also me:
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From this point forward MAGA will only drive cars you have to put in H.
a cartoon character is driving a yellow car with a sale sign on the side
ALT: a cartoon character is driving a yellow car with a sale sign on the side
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 5:31 PM
From this point forward MAGA will only drive cars you have to put in H.
Well, time for a MAGA boycott then
January 14, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Well, time for a MAGA boycott then
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Bring back the news
January 13, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Bring back the news
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Coming up next, 60 Minutes sponsored by Laramie cigarettes
January 13, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Coming up next, 60 Minutes sponsored by Laramie cigarettes
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morning roundup: your idols are still dead and your enemies are still in power, buuuuuuuut
January 13, 2026 at 2:04 PM
morning roundup: your idols are still dead and your enemies are still in power, buuuuuuuut
Tfw your childhood pediatricians reunite to tell you that you have osteoporosis
January 11, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Tfw your childhood pediatricians reunite to tell you that you have osteoporosis