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hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social · 3h

Shit Wayne Brady (Riyadh comedy festival) is in the new vox machina season.

Well gonna have to skip it.

hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social · 8h

More than enough, less than too many.

hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social · 12h

Lost a fight with a lazy boy I assume.

I've been hit with an errant foot rest but never in the face

Misha Collins @mishacollins.bsky.social · 13h

Apparently, I need to work on my haggling skills.

hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social · 12h

I mean lots of Canadians like racism. I'm from the prairies.

They live racism out here they just don't show it as blatantly as they used to.

hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social · 12h

I remember (because it was only 10 months ago) when Scarborough angrily yelled at his detractors ON-AIR for going to Mar a Lago to kiss the (anal) ring.

hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social · 12h

You know how I know Portland isn't a warzone? The hotel prices are still high

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hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social · 13h

I doubt the Navy seal part too.

Sounds like stolen valor to me.

hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social · 13h

If he kills himself it should be.

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hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social · 16h

Fuck he's gone. Just gone.

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hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social · 17h

No better accomplice to fake drug information than oz.

hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social · 17h

Greg Abbott wasn't in an accident he just doesn't have a spine

hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social · 17h

How long till trump tells Bezos to pull the frog costumes from Amazon?

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hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social · 17h

Epilogue after he nukes america

a fire is burning through a forest with trees in the foreground and a building in the background .

ALT: a fire is burning through a forest with trees in the foreground and a building in the background .

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hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social · 17h

Gonna be a rough winter up here.

Feb 18 this year saw us the coldest place on earth -48⁰

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hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social · 18h

He's not president.

He's a spokesperson for the MAGAt regime, no more.

Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 21h

Trump in 2017: “Qatar has been a funder of terrorism at a very high level.”

Trump administration in 2025: We are building a Qatari Air Force facility in the United States.

hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social · 18h

Judges need to stop putting things delicately and start calling out these fucks directly

hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social · 18h

Well his chin wasn't that strong and there's no 80/20 gum to face ratio so yup fake.

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hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social · 18h

My nieces like calling me a 20th century man

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hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social · 18h

I don't see this making that much difference now. But the kids that grow up in it will be fucked.

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hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social · 18h

My money is on mark milley

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hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social · 18h

Funny how you never heard a peep about her faith until she got a paycheque

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hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social · 18h

Them: Stop blaming billionaires billionaires are the best people because they are the richest.

Us: including George Soros?

Them:

a small brown dog is laying on a bed with its mouth open and teeth visible .

ALT: a small brown dog is laying on a bed with its mouth open and teeth visible .

media.tenor.com

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hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social · 18h

Yes I wish you said it too.

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hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social · 18h

"Iiii neeevverr saaaiiiid circumcissssion caauuused au au autisssmmmm. I saaaaid it maaade paaarrents givvve k kiiids tyyyylenoool whiiich maaaaaay cauuuuuse au au au autisssssmmm." -RFK jr... obviously

hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social · 18h

Need this today

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