Mike Bloom
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Mike Bloom
@michaelbloom.bsky.social
Lover of a good pun, will like any dog or cat pictures.
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In case anyone is curious, this was the Thanksgiving menu at The Last Waltz
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Reporter: Renee Good was shot in the head and killed by an ICE Agent.

Leavitt: Why was she killed?

Reporter: Because an ICE agent acted recklessly and killed her unjustifiably

Leavitt: You’re a left-wing hack. You’re not a reporter.
January 15, 2026 at 6:48 PM
And every 6 days you can dip your potato in a vicadin
January 15, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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Maybe he was mad because he wasn’t getting full credit as a pedophile
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 13, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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Hannity has a Fox reporter in Minneapolis talk to a random protester walking through the city who goes on to spit bars for 2 minutes
January 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
January 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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I can’t remember if I posted this story before, but our dog Saoirse has saved two peoples lives.
January 6, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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as a (virtually) lifelong NYer here's the deal: all pizza is good. deep dish rules. detroit pizza is goated. lunch lady cafeteria pizza was a joy. the only dubious pizza culture is california because it tries too hard but even (most) california pizza is fantastic. grow up
again chicagoans need to grow a set and stand up for themselves. deep dish is the superior pizza, you don’t have to do this cowardly whimpering “oh actually we like thin crust that’s cut into squares for no damned reason” thing. this is why the rancid packers have been clowning you for 30 years
Pope Leo canonically prefers Aurelio’s. www.tastingtable.com/1857955/pope...
December 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Do we have enough guys to field a team? #mets
Second baseman Jeff McNeil has been informed he has been traded from the Mets to the Athletics. Jeff Passan on it.
December 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Way too many blue wave liberals on here sharing AI images making fun of Trump or whatever. Please stop.
December 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The weinermobile was in my town so of course I had to dress up like a hot dog
December 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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JD Vance could leave his wife for Erika Kirk and the “sanctity of marriage” people would praise him for “trading up” to a white woman.
December 19, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Just finished this and I can truly say this episode just gets more insane as it progresses. Now I'm off to sing 'What If God Were One Us' in the Costco
Coming in at 2 hours and 19 minutes…it’s the 2025 Holiday Spectacular!!

Ring in the holidays with co-host Jason Mantzoukas, RFK Jr., Krendall, Austin & Tony, Soupsa Claus, Ho Ho the Elf, and an automated call from DeLuca’s Chophouse! Happy holidays from CBB! 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Trump spoke "with the motormouth intensity of a 20-something banker who just discovered cocaine and now has a really great idea for a new restaurant." www.vox.com/politics/472...
The revealing pointlessness of Trump’s primetime speech
The president is a desperate man.
www.vox.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Well, the good news is the president with an emulsified brain merely wanted to yell and ramble like a mental patient instead of launching a war, I guess
December 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This is such a great point. "Nobody is buying this bullshit" should be printed on shirts and handed out to pool reporters
December 17, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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President Dipshit here, there will be a War tomorrow. No I did not ask anyone else about it first. Thanks
December 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This is not the Democrat you want as our next President
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Estoy pensando en mi mamá hoy. I am thinking of my mother today.

Over the weekend, she fell and broke her wrist.

As I take on this race for Congress, I’m still first and foremost a daughter and a mother caring for my mom who has dementia, while raising two boys.
December 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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GIVE AWAY! // AKA WE DID IT AGAIN!

Since The Night Guest is coming out in paperback we decided to try to gift another copy bitten by Uggi. And it went … a little *too* well. (See picture 🧵)

Like and share this post and on December 30th I will select a winner and send them this teeth marked copy!
December 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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🎶 Oooh isn’t this amazing?
It’s my favorite part because you’ll seeee
Here’s where John kills Hans Gruber
But his brother comes back for McClane in Die Hard threee 🎶
December 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM