Mike Bloom
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Mike Bloom
@michaelbloom.bsky.social
Lover of a good pun, will like any dog or cat pictures.
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In case anyone is curious, this was the Thanksgiving menu at The Last Waltz
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So my pie take is there are no bad pies, but some pies have to be eaten a certain way:

1. Pecan: Always good

2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.

3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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lol sign worked
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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i don’t think it is appreciated enough how much roberts has right-wing legal theoried himself into being a dumbass
November 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Analysis | By calling for the execution of prominent Democrats, President Trump is preserving the legacy of Charlie Kirk.
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Trump is unpopular!

I see Greg beating this drum and anxiously awaiting the main street media to catch up. He's clearly lost his absolute power of the GOP and it should be a major story.
November 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The more they act like there's something to hide The more people are going to want to see them. They're going to demand it
There's a lot of Doomerism on here about this ("LOL the Epstein files will NEVER come out LOL") but as I argued yesterday, this dynamic can only keep sinking Trump and the GOP as long as the cover-up continues:

newrepublic.com/article/2033...
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Counterpoint: COVID was not an amazing time
Trump on the covid pandemic: "We became the king of ventilators. What a period of time that was for all of us. It was an amazing time."
November 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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People heading for the 7 Train after a 12-1 loss at Citi Field
November 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I'm case anyone was thinking she was an ally
Marjorie Taylor Greene to Dana Bash: "You should have Nick Fuentes on your show"
November 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
@marawilson.bsky.social Heads up, you are on Starcrossed today!
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Elon got Joyce Carol Owned
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Gonna be this
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This is how I find out Kevin Kruse is not performing at my kids 8th birthday party?
I don't know how to break it to everyone, but this is not my official management team's social media account.

Please block and report @kevinkrusemgmt.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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reposting here bc it’s only on the other site but…
5 years ago, I worked at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Full circle
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Guy can't take even the mildest pushback.
Q: The Walmart Thanksgiving meal is cheaper, but it also contains less--

TRUMP: Well I haven't heard that. Who are you with?

Q: I'm with NBC News, sir

TRUMP: Fake news. You're fake news.
November 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Next stop, primarying Schumer and Jeffries.
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Exhaling so hard.
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM