The Volatile Mermaid
@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
Eldest Sister. Childless Cat Lady. Italian Jew. Witchy Woman.
I’m from N-E-W Jerz
I’m from N-E-W Jerz
Pinned
Maybe if we start calling our body parts gun-sounding names like “revulva” or “shooterus” the GOP will stop trying to regulate them.
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After they came up with the collective noun “a murder of crows“ they should’ve just stopped coming up with collective nouns, because no collective noun will ever be cooler.
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
After they came up with the collective noun “a murder of crows“ they should’ve just stopped coming up with collective nouns, because no collective noun will ever be cooler.
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Gender-affirming care saves lives
1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics.
It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.
It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.
Transgender care saves lives.
It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.
It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.
Transgender care saves lives.
Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
The groundbreaking study found that suicidality dropped for transgender youth receiving hormone therapy by nearly 70%, with only 7 patients of 432 discontinuing treatment.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Gender-affirming care saves lives
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John Fogerty booking a flight: put me in coach
November 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
John Fogerty booking a flight: put me in coach
Aryan Lannister, Worst of His Name.
The extremely mentally ill President of the United States just posted this on his money losing garbage Truth Social app.
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Aryan Lannister, Worst of His Name.
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I genuinely hate having to plug my work on here. I would rather post my cartoons and drawings without a link to my website, but unfortunately social media is an important element of our business, so I have to do it. I do appreciate the reposts and thank you for the support since I came to Bluesky.
November 23, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I genuinely hate having to plug my work on here. I would rather post my cartoons and drawings without a link to my website, but unfortunately social media is an important element of our business, so I have to do it. I do appreciate the reposts and thank you for the support since I came to Bluesky.
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this is some DC comics villain shit
"Countries with state subsidies for abortion, transgender-friendly policies for children, hate speech laws and affirmative action policies will now be considered to be violating human rights under rules imposed at the [US] State Department..."
www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
Abortion And DEI Policies Now Considered Violations Of Human Rights, U.S. Says
The Trump administration has overhauled how the State Department conducts its annual Human Rights Report.
www.forbes.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
this is some DC comics villain shit
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He looks like some Italian fashion icon who was very big in the 80’s.
November 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
He looks like some Italian fashion icon who was very big in the 80’s.
Maybe he’s born with it.
🎶 Maybe it’s Mamdani 🎶
🎶 Maybe it’s Mamdani 🎶
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Maybe he’s born with it.
🎶 Maybe it’s Mamdani 🎶
🎶 Maybe it’s Mamdani 🎶
Every morning I wake up thinking I had seen the craziest shit ever the day before and every day I’m wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Every morning I wake up thinking I had seen the craziest shit ever the day before and every day I’m wrong.
Never seen him look at Melania or his sons this way.
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Never seen him look at Melania or his sons this way.
WHAT IS HAPPENING IS MAMDANI THE HORSE’S-ASS WHISPERER
Q: would you feel comfortable living in NYC under a Mamdani administration ?
TRUMP: I would. I really would.
TRUMP: I would. I really would.
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
WHAT IS HAPPENING IS MAMDANI THE HORSE’S-ASS WHISPERER
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PATTON OSWALT: These people are scared. They're being targeted. We're watching them be targeted right now. We're watching transgender people be targeted in a very aggressive way, so—
BILL MAHER: We are? Where?
OSWALT: Oh my god.
MAHER: Where are they being targeted?
BILL MAHER: We are? Where?
OSWALT: Oh my god.
MAHER: Where are they being targeted?
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
PATTON OSWALT: These people are scared. They're being targeted. We're watching them be targeted right now. We're watching transgender people be targeted in a very aggressive way, so—
BILL MAHER: We are? Where?
OSWALT: Oh my god.
MAHER: Where are they being targeted?
BILL MAHER: We are? Where?
OSWALT: Oh my god.
MAHER: Where are they being targeted?
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We here at the Trump administration are laser focused on lowering grocery prices. But first, we're going to make sure the Nazis among us are more comfortable.
Exclusive: The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, nooses and the Confederate flag as hate symbols.
The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
We here at the Trump administration are laser focused on lowering grocery prices. But first, we're going to make sure the Nazis among us are more comfortable.
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November 21, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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”the guy with the nuclear codes is totally crashing out because he’s morphing into a cornered tasmanian devil” is a news summary i just gave a friend because i live in a very normal country
November 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
”the guy with the nuclear codes is totally crashing out because he’s morphing into a cornered tasmanian devil” is a news summary i just gave a friend because i live in a very normal country
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No kings but this guy is absolutely a king
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
No kings but this guy is absolutely a king
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“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
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The sign of a man who only understands this issue in relation to his own power, and not who has been hurt.
I mean, we know this about Donald Trump. But it’s worth saying over and over again that we have a president who gives not one single shit about who he harms.
I mean, we know this about Donald Trump. But it’s worth saying over and over again that we have a president who gives not one single shit about who he harms.
HE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT BILL CLINTON AND THE DEMOCRATS AS IF WE GIVE A FUCK WHO’S IMPLICATED! WE WANT ALL PEDOPHILES TAKEN DOWN HOW IS THIS SO HARD TO GRASP?
November 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
The sign of a man who only understands this issue in relation to his own power, and not who has been hurt.
I mean, we know this about Donald Trump. But it’s worth saying over and over again that we have a president who gives not one single shit about who he harms.
I mean, we know this about Donald Trump. But it’s worth saying over and over again that we have a president who gives not one single shit about who he harms.
Writing an 80 zillion character post about the Epstein files definitely makes you seem extremely innocent and not literally shitting your pants.
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Writing an 80 zillion character post about the Epstein files definitely makes you seem extremely innocent and not literally shitting your pants.
It’s cold in Sweden but they can still deliver sick burns.
Swedish Deputy PM: Sweden needs to pick its friends wisely, and we are choosing Canada… So when we come to America, we come to Canada now.
November 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
It’s cold in Sweden but they can still deliver sick burns.
Still wild to me that Trump pointed in a woman’s face and said “Quiet, Piggy!” and literally no one who witnessed it was like “Whoa, there bro” either because they didn’t care or they weren’t surprised, or both.
November 19, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Still wild to me that Trump pointed in a woman’s face and said “Quiet, Piggy!” and literally no one who witnessed it was like “Whoa, there bro” either because they didn’t care or they weren’t surprised, or both.
Hahahahahahahaha
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say.
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say
According to Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges, officers started the three-day sting on Nov. 5. They used several methods to find people who were attempting to solicit a 17-year-old girl for sex.
www.cbsnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Hahahahahahahaha
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Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
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New — I wrote about the myriad ways journalism’s moral rot manifests, and how our crumbling institutions have created the conditions for it to fester:
Moral rot in elite journalism is killing the whole field
The Nuzzi/RFK Jr. mess and the revelation of Esptein's journo pals lay bare a profound moral absence at the heart of our free press.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me