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The Volatile Mermaid
@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
Eldest Sister. Childless Cat Lady. Italian Jew. Witchy Woman.

I’m from N-E-W Jerz
Loudly and officially giving ICE the ok to do more murders.
January 14, 2026 at 10:50 AM
January 9, 2026 at 12:03 PM
January 7, 2026 at 2:42 AM
More like Klandora’s Box
January 5, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Showed up in my phone’s memories today.
January 5, 2026 at 10:45 AM
January 3, 2026 at 1:33 PM
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Happy Mew Year
January 1, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I’m sorry, what?
December 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
🎶 Oooh isn’t this amazing?
It’s my favorite part because you’ll seeee
Here’s where John kills Hans Gruber
But his brother comes back for McClane in Die Hard threee 🎶
December 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Just so we’re all clear here, he is saying that Rob Reiner and his wife were asking for it.
December 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
“You’re on a plane. Your pilot is inexperienced and unqualified. Is that a good thing?”
December 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The New York Times has once again outdone itself.
December 15, 2025 at 12:03 PM
This dangerous idiot posted that suspect is in custody which is not true what the fuck is even happening here
December 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Can you adopt humans who were too friendly to be cops
December 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
December 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
December 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Me meeting Nick Fuentes
December 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene complaining about being bullied.
December 8, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Murder Genie
December 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
🎶 So this is Christmas, and what have you done? Yippee kiyay, motherfucker. Now I have a machine gun. 🎶
December 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
In honor of “Turkey Day” here are some very judgmental-looking birds.
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I know it may be hard to find something to be thankful for this year, but remember, there are always cats.
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Maybe he’s born with it.
🎶 Maybe it’s Mamdani 🎶
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Writing an 80 zillion character post about the Epstein files definitely makes you seem extremely innocent and not literally shitting your pants.
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM