The Volatile Mermaid
@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
Eldest Sister. Childless Cat Lady. Italian Jew. Witchy Woman.
I’m from N-E-W Jerz
I’m from N-E-W Jerz
Loudly and officially giving ICE the ok to do more murders.
January 14, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Loudly and officially giving ICE the ok to do more murders.
More like Klandora’s Box
January 5, 2026 at 12:11 PM
More like Klandora’s Box
Showed up in my phone’s memories today.
January 5, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Showed up in my phone’s memories today.
Happy Mew Year
January 1, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Happy Mew Year
I’m sorry, what?
December 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I’m sorry, what?
🎶 Oooh isn’t this amazing?
It’s my favorite part because you’ll seeee
Here’s where John kills Hans Gruber
But his brother comes back for McClane in Die Hard threee 🎶
It’s my favorite part because you’ll seeee
Here’s where John kills Hans Gruber
But his brother comes back for McClane in Die Hard threee 🎶
December 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
🎶 Oooh isn’t this amazing?
It’s my favorite part because you’ll seeee
Here’s where John kills Hans Gruber
But his brother comes back for McClane in Die Hard threee 🎶
It’s my favorite part because you’ll seeee
Here’s where John kills Hans Gruber
But his brother comes back for McClane in Die Hard threee 🎶
Just so we’re all clear here, he is saying that Rob Reiner and his wife were asking for it.
December 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Just so we’re all clear here, he is saying that Rob Reiner and his wife were asking for it.
“You’re on a plane. Your pilot is inexperienced and unqualified. Is that a good thing?”
December 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
“You’re on a plane. Your pilot is inexperienced and unqualified. Is that a good thing?”
The New York Times has once again outdone itself.
December 15, 2025 at 12:03 PM
The New York Times has once again outdone itself.
This dangerous idiot posted that suspect is in custody which is not true what the fuck is even happening here
December 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
This dangerous idiot posted that suspect is in custody which is not true what the fuck is even happening here
Can you adopt humans who were too friendly to be cops
December 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Can you adopt humans who were too friendly to be cops
Me meeting Nick Fuentes
December 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Me meeting Nick Fuentes
Marjorie Taylor Greene complaining about being bullied.
December 8, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene complaining about being bullied.
Murder Genie
December 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Murder Genie
🎶 So this is Christmas, and what have you done? Yippee kiyay, motherfucker. Now I have a machine gun. 🎶
December 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
🎶 So this is Christmas, and what have you done? Yippee kiyay, motherfucker. Now I have a machine gun. 🎶
In honor of “Turkey Day” here are some very judgmental-looking birds.
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
In honor of “Turkey Day” here are some very judgmental-looking birds.
I know it may be hard to find something to be thankful for this year, but remember, there are always cats.
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I know it may be hard to find something to be thankful for this year, but remember, there are always cats.
Maybe he’s born with it.
🎶 Maybe it’s Mamdani 🎶
🎶 Maybe it’s Mamdani 🎶
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Maybe he’s born with it.
🎶 Maybe it’s Mamdani 🎶
🎶 Maybe it’s Mamdani 🎶
Writing an 80 zillion character post about the Epstein files definitely makes you seem extremely innocent and not literally shitting your pants.
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Writing an 80 zillion character post about the Epstein files definitely makes you seem extremely innocent and not literally shitting your pants.