Patrick Monahan
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Patrick Monahan
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· Apr 30
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Tracy Letts absolutely *towering* in FORD V FERRARI
January 11, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Tracy Letts absolutely *towering* in FORD V FERRARI
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Checking in on the Washington Post editorial board’s take on the new RFK-approved food pyramid, and I really cannot believe how lazy these people are www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
January 10, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Checking in on the Washington Post editorial board’s take on the new RFK-approved food pyramid, and I really cannot believe how lazy these people are www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
*extremely home invasion voice* Folks,
January 10, 2026 at 3:17 AM
*extremely home invasion voice* Folks,
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I can't believe J.D. Vance went on TV and said "Ich bin Evil! Ich bin Evil!!! Ich bin der Evil kleine Chocolate Boy!!" with chocolate smeared all over his mouth and lederhosen. But he did. And we all saw it
January 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I can't believe J.D. Vance went on TV and said "Ich bin Evil! Ich bin Evil!!! Ich bin der Evil kleine Chocolate Boy!!" with chocolate smeared all over his mouth and lederhosen. But he did. And we all saw it
“The Pitt” fuckin rocks man!!!!!
January 9, 2026 at 4:16 AM
“The Pitt” fuckin rocks man!!!!!
Was reminded in a conversation of Pie Hell today and it’s still good
vimeo.com/32696981
vimeo.com/32696981
Batsu Games No-Reaction Pie Hell
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January 8, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Was reminded in a conversation of Pie Hell today and it’s still good
vimeo.com/32696981
vimeo.com/32696981
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
God fucking bless
‘Jackass 5’ officially releases in theaters June 26 🍿
(via Variety)
(via Variety)
January 8, 2026 at 3:12 PM
God fucking bless
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Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”
January 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”
Feel lucky I got to see the first ever Christmas tree
January 8, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Feel lucky I got to see the first ever Christmas tree
They’re gonna lose. Have to believe that
January 8, 2026 at 2:11 AM
They’re gonna lose. Have to believe that
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i have a newsletter now at humbleoffering.com here’s some of the first post
January 5, 2026 at 11:56 PM
i have a newsletter now at humbleoffering.com here’s some of the first post
[most annoying voice imaginable, in no way resembling a kindly southern grandmother or whatever the intended effect is] Oh, my sweet summer child,
January 7, 2026 at 5:06 PM
[most annoying voice imaginable, in no way resembling a kindly southern grandmother or whatever the intended effect is] Oh, my sweet summer child,
As a result of this, Donald Trump has resigned.
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 4:33 PM
As a result of this, Donald Trump has resigned.
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Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.
January 7, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.
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If you have the space, means and collection: a northern Texas warehouse full of proto-Redbox VHS vending machines from the mid-1980s is being evicted. The machines are free and whatever isn't taken will imminently be scrapped.
www.facebook.com/commerce/lis...
www.facebook.com/commerce/lis...
January 7, 2026 at 4:38 AM
If you have the space, means and collection: a northern Texas warehouse full of proto-Redbox VHS vending machines from the mid-1980s is being evicted. The machines are free and whatever isn't taken will imminently be scrapped.
www.facebook.com/commerce/lis...
www.facebook.com/commerce/lis...
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The reviews are in for Tears of the Left bourbon
January 7, 2026 at 12:10 AM
The reviews are in for Tears of the Left bourbon
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We ain't never seeing that CECOT story.
"Marco Rubio, we salute you!"
A real thing that was said by the CBS Evening News anchor tonight.
A real thing that was said by the CBS Evening News anchor tonight.
January 7, 2026 at 2:00 AM
We ain't never seeing that CECOT story.
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i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
A touching tribute to Mike F
![Classic Mike F tweet:
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g62tajye723r3fa4gqw7l7ql/bafkreiacssf7vnpkyqovhna4mfme3qexnhqifch625ta46ibfzgpswz6ue@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
A touching tribute to Mike F
Plato went Woke. Now he’s about to go Broke, Let’s make this guy famous !
From an email to one of our faculty members....
Not even Plato can escape censorship at Texas A&M!
Not even Plato can escape censorship at Texas A&M!
January 7, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Plato went Woke. Now he’s about to go Broke, Let’s make this guy famous !