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Patrick Monahan

@pattymo.com

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cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy. cohost, @whatatimepod.bsky.social whatatimepod.com

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · Apr 30

are snails bugs

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 8h

Tearing up a little at an eagle placing his wing on Steve Agee’s shoulder

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 9h

Absolutely sir,

Headline “Trump says it's 'fine' if he doesn't win Nobel Peace Prize: 'I didn't do it for that'”

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 9h

Absolutely gruesome stuff to end the NLDS

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What A Time To Be Alive @whatatimepod.bsky.social · 15h

👇👇👇

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12h

This shit rocks but it’s not NOT goth industrial frog music music.apple.com/us/album/inf...

Infiltrator by Nine Inch Nails on Apple Music

Song · 2025 · Duration 2:47

music.apple.com

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12h

Saw a dude in a t-shirt that said “SLIME CREW” in big letters. Alright man 👍

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 1d

my special is now available in purchasable album form if you want to hear it without looking at my time-worn visage. and now that i've been laid off you'll also be directly supporting the toilet paper and zyn pouches I need to live! link is here: eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humble...

Humble Offering, by Eli Yudin

13 track album

eliyudin.bandcamp.com

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 1d

Mr. Pink and Mr. White pointing guns at each other

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 1d

Good god he’s going Tetsuo Mode

FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 1d

Trump: plans to incorporate deceased individuals

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Guillermo del Toro @realgdt.bsky.social · 1d

Was completely on purpose

Ghoulian Singleton 🎃 @juliansingleton.bsky.social · 1d

Threw on the new Criterion of NIGHTMARE ALLEY 2021 and forgot that the reappearance of Richard Jenkins and Mary Steenburgen makes this the Catalina Wine Mixer of Guillermo Del Toro's oeuvre.

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 1d

jerry seinfeld on the phone: you're at lake MUNGO?!

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 1d

This is the aesthetic of the future

Kyle wolf
@CRXSSF4DE
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someone on the Motorola forums was having the same problem with the camera I've been having, but I just have to share the image they posted to demonstrate the issue.
it's the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life dude

The photo is of an elderly woman in gray clothes that has been so bizarrely processed that it looks both totally over and desaturated

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 1d

Fred Beans #fredbeans

Closeup of a white car with “Fred Beans” written on it

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 1d

Wife

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 2d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 2d

That’s right

The horrible “GET LOUDER” guy on the jumbo screen at Yankee Stadium

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 2d

Hal Steinbrenner despondent (barely discernible frown) that he won’t be getting the gate and TV money from a Game 4. Strongly worded statement incoming

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 2d

Rust Cohle expressing my current feelings to a lady in a Yankee hat!

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 3d

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 2d

www.legacy.com/us/obituarie...

Kaleb Horton Obituary (2025) - Los Angeles, CA - Los Angeles Times

View Kaleb Charles Horton's obituary, send flowers and sign the guestbook.

www.legacy.com

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · Jul 7

Quality of tooth brushing relative to time away from home

A drawing of a horse that starts out as a well drawn rear half and ends up a stick figure front half

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What A Time To Be Alive @whatatimepod.bsky.social · 3d

Folks, @ugarles.bsky.social joins us on this week’s new episode that has everything:

-Why Burger King got rid of their mascot 🍔👑
-A new giant stick insect 🦗
-A new record for the longest finger nails 💅🏻

& MORE!

apple.co/2yPmdte / spoti.fi/2qSy1Gp / other pod places

A real, unedited picture of Charles Star

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 4d

Matt Damon from the end of THE DEPARTED, resigned to his justified demise

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 4d

Lol

Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 4d

Before you call that AI chatbot a “bucket of bolts”, ponder this: what if it was an innocent child instead? Not so funny now, is it

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The Onion @theonion.com · 4d

You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way

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