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@murderxbryan.bsky.social
Host of Guys, a podcast about guys https://sites.libsyn.com/458346 the PODKast and the Sunday night stream! CEO of guys
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Well. Where in the hell is TKO supposed to get the money? That giant check that the kingdom of Saudi Arabia is gonna give them? I don’t think so
January 31, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Well. Where in the hell is TKO supposed to get the money? That giant check that the kingdom of Saudi Arabia is gonna give them? I don’t think so
This is also why I don’t have an Emmy
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 AM
This is also why I don’t have an Emmy
One of my favorite things about the James Bond movies is how often the bad guy will throw a snake or a spider at someone to kill them
January 30, 2026 at 11:45 PM
One of my favorite things about the James Bond movies is how often the bad guy will throw a snake or a spider at someone to kill them
It’s almost Valentine’s Day. Make sure you remember to tell your significant other how shagadelic they are
January 30, 2026 at 11:42 PM
It’s almost Valentine’s Day. Make sure you remember to tell your significant other how shagadelic they are
It’s good that I can text my favorite podcast hosts about their podcast and let them know that I love the full vornado line of products
January 30, 2026 at 10:01 PM
It’s good that I can text my favorite podcast hosts about their podcast and let them know that I love the full vornado line of products
Riding in the trunk because not everyone fits in the car is what a good person does. I would say it shows leadership and kindness
I guess he had too much self-respect to ride in the trunk?
January 30, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Riding in the trunk because not everyone fits in the car is what a good person does. I would say it shows leadership and kindness
Elon Musk texting Les Wexner
Yeah, I heard about this guy, his name is Jeremy err I mean Jeffry Epstein and he has a pedophile island. Boy, I think it would be real cool to be invited there. Anyway, nice talking, I know you’re on vacation.
Yeah, I heard about this guy, his name is Jeremy err I mean Jeffry Epstein and he has a pedophile island. Boy, I think it would be real cool to be invited there. Anyway, nice talking, I know you’re on vacation.
NEW: Elon Musk has insisted that Jeffrey Epstein invited him to the notorious island and he declined. But new emails show the opposite -- Musk was practically begging to party with Epstein in the Caribbean, years after Epstein's sex convictions were public knowledge
futurism.com/future-socie...
futurism.com/future-socie...
Elon Musk Emailed Extensively With Jeffrey Epstein, Begging to Visit His Notorious Island
Newly released documents show how Elon Musk extensively communicated with Jeffrey Epstein to plan parties and trips to his island.
futurism.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Elon Musk texting Les Wexner
Yeah, I heard about this guy, his name is Jeremy err I mean Jeffry Epstein and he has a pedophile island. Boy, I think it would be real cool to be invited there. Anyway, nice talking, I know you’re on vacation.
Yeah, I heard about this guy, his name is Jeremy err I mean Jeffry Epstein and he has a pedophile island. Boy, I think it would be real cool to be invited there. Anyway, nice talking, I know you’re on vacation.
Damn, that sucks
January 30, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Damn, that sucks
I was finally on the majority report and it was so fun, a real career highlight
January 30, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I was finally on the majority report and it was so fun, a real career highlight
What other major promotions?
January 30, 2026 at 6:08 PM
What other major promotions?
I didn’t know that his email was jeevacation like a pedophile travel agent for the rich
Elon Musk chatting it up with his friend Jeffrey Epstein five years after he was convicted for child sex crimes 👍
January 30, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I didn’t know that his email was jeevacation like a pedophile travel agent for the rich
I worked all week to figure out what sort of incline I needed at 3 mph to burn 850 calories in 1 hour and it turned out to be 14 incline and 2,186 of elevation
January 30, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I worked all week to figure out what sort of incline I needed at 3 mph to burn 850 calories in 1 hour and it turned out to be 14 incline and 2,186 of elevation
Reddit is such a funny place to get advice. I found a guy that had to get pepper sprayed as part of the hiring process to be a security guard at an Ivy League school and one of the guys basically said “wear a condom and a plastic bag as underwear” which means he has to keep a boner going
January 30, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Reddit is such a funny place to get advice. I found a guy that had to get pepper sprayed as part of the hiring process to be a security guard at an Ivy League school and one of the guys basically said “wear a condom and a plastic bag as underwear” which means he has to keep a boner going
Singing In The Meantime by Spacehog: 🎶 loppylawleonyou🎶
January 30, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Singing In The Meantime by Spacehog: 🎶 loppylawleonyou🎶
Hijack is one of the best dumb guy shows out there. Apple TV+ is the official streaming service for the refined dumb guy
January 30, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Hijack is one of the best dumb guy shows out there. Apple TV+ is the official streaming service for the refined dumb guy
As a guy that is willing to admit when I’m wrong I am cautiously optimistic about the long break between aew ppvs. It’s been good and they have a lot of irons in the fire so it seems like they might be able to pull it off without getting repetitive. The storytelling is so simple and I love that
January 29, 2026 at 11:33 PM
As a guy that is willing to admit when I’m wrong I am cautiously optimistic about the long break between aew ppvs. It’s been good and they have a lot of irons in the fire so it seems like they might be able to pull it off without getting repetitive. The storytelling is so simple and I love that
Joe Rogan has to be the dumbest motherfucker in the world. When Andrew Schultz comes off as smarter than you you are medically stupid
January 29, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Joe Rogan has to be the dumbest motherfucker in the world. When Andrew Schultz comes off as smarter than you you are medically stupid
As a prominent leftist I am playing in the woke bowl. It’s like a roast barrel but you have to say the wokest thing. I plan to hit them hard with feminism
Tuberville: "Unfortunately we've got the Woke Bowl, because we're getting more and more woke. We got Bad Bunny or Bad Rabbit at halftime. I'll be watching the TPUSA halftime show. It's just unfortunate we've gotten to this point."
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 PM
As a prominent leftist I am playing in the woke bowl. It’s like a roast barrel but you have to say the wokest thing. I plan to hit them hard with feminism
Holy Boyz coming soon, Tom and I covered
Pastor Greg Locke
The insanely unsettling and weird looking Todd White
A weird collection of guys of different ages saying that aren’t even interested in porno.
Should be on the Hotwife tier this weekend
Pastor Greg Locke
The insanely unsettling and weird looking Todd White
A weird collection of guys of different ages saying that aren’t even interested in porno.
Should be on the Hotwife tier this weekend
January 29, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Holy Boyz coming soon, Tom and I covered
Pastor Greg Locke
The insanely unsettling and weird looking Todd White
A weird collection of guys of different ages saying that aren’t even interested in porno.
Should be on the Hotwife tier this weekend
Pastor Greg Locke
The insanely unsettling and weird looking Todd White
A weird collection of guys of different ages saying that aren’t even interested in porno.
Should be on the Hotwife tier this weekend
I fear that this will lead them to believe that people like it when they don’t do anything
ALSO: "Democrats overwhelmingly say their congressional leadership should stand up to Trump. Today, 82% (up from 70% last year) want to see their leaders pushing back against Trump, even if that makes it harder to address problems."
www.pewresearch.org/politics/202...
www.pewresearch.org/politics/202...
Confidence in Trump Dips, and Fewer Now Say They Support His Policies and Plans
Only 27% of Americans say they support all or most of Trump's policies – down since last year, with the change coming entirely among Republicans.
www.pewresearch.org
January 29, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I fear that this will lead them to believe that people like it when they don’t do anything
I’m a big grown up man, I bought new glasses for my apartment and new knifes. I think I might even get some plates soon
January 29, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I’m a big grown up man, I bought new glasses for my apartment and new knifes. I think I might even get some plates soon
Wil Wheaton is the bull that all of these vote cucks need to fuck* their wife**
*vote
**for Kamala Harris
*vote
**for Kamala Harris
January 29, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Wil Wheaton is the bull that all of these vote cucks need to fuck* their wife**
*vote
**for Kamala Harris
*vote
**for Kamala Harris
To the guy in the front row dressed as Jesus with “funny signs”: I hate you
January 29, 2026 at 2:00 AM
To the guy in the front row dressed as Jesus with “funny signs”: I hate you
I will KMS if he hired Johnny Gargano
Had hope because he passed on gargano the first time, can’t wait for AEW’s one final beat remake
January 29, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I will KMS if he hired Johnny Gargano