🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪
@murderxbryan.bsky.social
Host of Guys, a podcast about guys https://sites.libsyn.com/458346 the PODKast and the Sunday night stream! CEO of guys
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Damn, I coulda been in Fear Factory
February 1, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Damn, I coulda been in Fear Factory
DJ at the grocery is blaring 311
February 1, 2026 at 9:45 PM
DJ at the grocery is blaring 311
I’m shaking and freaking out right now
February 1, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I’m shaking and freaking out right now
Playing darts and there is no way I can lose
February 1, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Playing darts and there is no way I can lose
The winner of the Royal Rumble is CM Punk for lowering everyone’s expectations of him so much that they don’t even say “look he’s in Saudi Arabia and doesn’t even have a match”
February 1, 2026 at 6:01 PM
The winner of the Royal Rumble is CM Punk for lowering everyone’s expectations of him so much that they don’t even say “look he’s in Saudi Arabia and doesn’t even have a match”
Thank god someone is brave enough to stand up for guys who have had meetings with pedophiles
I feel like someone’s gotta say something, so I guess it’s going to be me. I’m 100% certain that I either know, have met, or have sought meetings with people who have done horrible things in their lives, too. How about y’all? Association is not causation, and it's not guilt — of anything. (1/8)
January 31, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Thank god someone is brave enough to stand up for guys who have had meetings with pedophiles
This is for the shock jock heads.
I cannot see this clothing brand without immediately thinking about Scorch
I cannot see this clothing brand without immediately thinking about Scorch
January 31, 2026 at 9:19 PM
This is for the shock jock heads.
I cannot see this clothing brand without immediately thinking about Scorch
I cannot see this clothing brand without immediately thinking about Scorch
You can add this to your “guys with allegations” collection
January 31, 2026 at 7:57 PM
You can add this to your “guys with allegations” collection
Please someone do this
Really need to see a "I GOT INTO STANFORD. YOU SAID WE'D WRESTLE." sign at the next Dynamite.
January 31, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Please someone do this
Damn, Lily Tran got to sing with James Hetfield AND Eminem. Lucky. I wish I was 9 year old foster girl lily tran
January 31, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Damn, Lily Tran got to sing with James Hetfield AND Eminem. Lucky. I wish I was 9 year old foster girl lily tran
Thinking about George Washington telling John Adams that pussy is low carb
January 31, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Thinking about George Washington telling John Adams that pussy is low carb
“Pussy is low carb” is something I would read in a subreddit called something like r/pussyhounds so it’s good that this guy works for cbs news now
Oh look, according to Peter Attia MD “pussy is low carb” something that is totally normal for a doctor to say to Epstein, who had previously been convicted of procuring a child for prostitution
January 31, 2026 at 4:23 PM
“Pussy is low carb” is something I would read in a subreddit called something like r/pussyhounds so it’s good that this guy works for cbs news now
Well. Where in the hell is TKO supposed to get the money? That giant check that the kingdom of Saudi Arabia is gonna give them? I don’t think so
January 31, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Well. Where in the hell is TKO supposed to get the money? That giant check that the kingdom of Saudi Arabia is gonna give them? I don’t think so
This is also why I don’t have an Emmy
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 AM
This is also why I don’t have an Emmy
One of my favorite things about the James Bond movies is how often the bad guy will throw a snake or a spider at someone to kill them
January 30, 2026 at 11:45 PM
One of my favorite things about the James Bond movies is how often the bad guy will throw a snake or a spider at someone to kill them
It’s almost Valentine’s Day. Make sure you remember to tell your significant other how shagadelic they are
January 30, 2026 at 11:42 PM
It’s almost Valentine’s Day. Make sure you remember to tell your significant other how shagadelic they are
It’s good that I can text my favorite podcast hosts about their podcast and let them know that I love the full vornado line of products
January 30, 2026 at 10:01 PM
It’s good that I can text my favorite podcast hosts about their podcast and let them know that I love the full vornado line of products
Riding in the trunk because not everyone fits in the car is what a good person does. I would say it shows leadership and kindness
I guess he had too much self-respect to ride in the trunk?
January 30, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Riding in the trunk because not everyone fits in the car is what a good person does. I would say it shows leadership and kindness
Elon Musk texting Les Wexner
Yeah, I heard about this guy, his name is Jeremy err I mean Jeffry Epstein and he has a pedophile island. Boy, I think it would be real cool to be invited there. Anyway, nice talking, I know you’re on vacation.
Yeah, I heard about this guy, his name is Jeremy err I mean Jeffry Epstein and he has a pedophile island. Boy, I think it would be real cool to be invited there. Anyway, nice talking, I know you’re on vacation.
NEW: Elon Musk has insisted that Jeffrey Epstein invited him to the notorious island and he declined. But new emails show the opposite -- Musk was practically begging to party with Epstein in the Caribbean, years after Epstein's sex convictions were public knowledge
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Elon Musk Emailed Extensively With Jeffrey Epstein, Begging to Visit His Notorious Island
Newly released documents show how Elon Musk extensively communicated with Jeffrey Epstein to plan parties and trips to his island.
futurism.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Elon Musk texting Les Wexner
Yeah, I heard about this guy, his name is Jeremy err I mean Jeffry Epstein and he has a pedophile island. Boy, I think it would be real cool to be invited there. Anyway, nice talking, I know you’re on vacation.
Yeah, I heard about this guy, his name is Jeremy err I mean Jeffry Epstein and he has a pedophile island. Boy, I think it would be real cool to be invited there. Anyway, nice talking, I know you’re on vacation.
Damn, that sucks
January 30, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Damn, that sucks
I was finally on the majority report and it was so fun, a real career highlight
January 30, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I was finally on the majority report and it was so fun, a real career highlight
What other major promotions?
January 30, 2026 at 6:08 PM
What other major promotions?
I didn’t know that his email was jeevacation like a pedophile travel agent for the rich
Elon Musk chatting it up with his friend Jeffrey Epstein five years after he was convicted for child sex crimes 👍
January 30, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I didn’t know that his email was jeevacation like a pedophile travel agent for the rich