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Host of Guys, a podcast about guys https://sites.libsyn.com/458346 the PODKast and the Sunday night stream! CEO of guys
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Maybe I look at too much nasty stuff but this pic in a review of an inflatable boat looks like someone showing off their penis
February 5, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Maybe I look at too much nasty stuff but this pic in a review of an inflatable boat looks like someone showing off their penis
We are lucky as hell that we can depend on ICE to be honest about the seriousness of the circumstances
February 5, 2026 at 3:15 AM
We are lucky as hell that we can depend on ICE to be honest about the seriousness of the circumstances
MJF has the “look I agree with you” as the audience chants “Fuck ICE” was good
February 5, 2026 at 3:05 AM
MJF has the “look I agree with you” as the audience chants “Fuck ICE” was good
Tony Khan shows up after football season, holds an all hands on deck meeting, he says “so, what’re we gonna do with Jack Perry and Scorpio Sky for the next 6 months” and everyone shrugs their shoulders and says “put them on the card so everybody knows when to take a piss?”
February 5, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Tony Khan shows up after football season, holds an all hands on deck meeting, he says “so, what’re we gonna do with Jack Perry and Scorpio Sky for the next 6 months” and everyone shrugs their shoulders and says “put them on the card so everybody knows when to take a piss?”
It’s diabolical to put a card this good on Valentines Day.
February 5, 2026 at 2:25 AM
It’s diabolical to put a card this good on Valentines Day.
I would personally put the title on Thekla so that the women’s world champion could cut a good promo
February 5, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I would personally put the title on Thekla so that the women’s world champion could cut a good promo
I like the conceit that Darby Allin skateboards to work like a 10th grader
February 5, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I like the conceit that Darby Allin skateboards to work like a 10th grader
Hi, I’m David and I’m an extremely normal guy. Nothing I do is weird. Everything I do is totally normal. Just your good buddy David counting children’s footprints
a Republican witness in the GOP's "Somali Scammers" hearing details how he drives by childcare centers and looks at how many footprints in the snow there are to determine how many kids are there. Psycho stuff.
February 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Hi, I’m David and I’m an extremely normal guy. Nothing I do is weird. Everything I do is totally normal. Just your good buddy David counting children’s footprints
There is not a person on the wwe roster that I want to see in aew more than AJ Styles
February 5, 2026 at 12:22 AM
There is not a person on the wwe roster that I want to see in aew more than AJ Styles
This would make a killing in the nudist space
Sounds like an untapped market for butt plugs with embedded NFC chips to enable contactless payments
February 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
This would make a killing in the nudist space
Honestly most Americans just say the last politician they remember
Democratic Presidential Polling:
🔵 Harris 34%
🔵 Newsom 20%
🔵 Shapiro 10%
🔵 Buttigieg 10%
🔵 AOC 7%
🔵 Booker 6%
🔵 Moore 3%
Rasmussen / Jan 27, 2026
🔵 Harris 34%
🔵 Newsom 20%
🔵 Shapiro 10%
🔵 Buttigieg 10%
🔵 AOC 7%
🔵 Booker 6%
🔵 Moore 3%
Rasmussen / Jan 27, 2026
February 5, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Honestly most Americans just say the last politician they remember
I think I would pay triple to go to a wrestling show where people aren’t allowed to chant
February 4, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I think I would pay triple to go to a wrestling show where people aren’t allowed to chant
A guy is yelling at the pharmacists at this CVS and he keeps looking at me like “can you believe this shit?” And I don’t want anything to do with this
February 4, 2026 at 10:34 PM
A guy is yelling at the pharmacists at this CVS and he keeps looking at me like “can you believe this shit?” And I don’t want anything to do with this
I want to apologize in advance for the fact that I haven’t checked in on opie in awhile so I’m gonna do it Sunday
February 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I want to apologize in advance for the fact that I haven’t checked in on opie in awhile so I’m gonna do it Sunday
Interesting wording here
February 4, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Interesting wording here
Picture this but with AI created yachts and that’s the boat guy research experience
February 4, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Picture this but with AI created yachts and that’s the boat guy research experience
I’ve only been working on Boat Guys for a very short time but one thing they have a lot of is guys pretending to be rich. Haven’t ever really encountered that before
February 4, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I’ve only been working on Boat Guys for a very short time but one thing they have a lot of is guys pretending to be rich. Haven’t ever really encountered that before
I think we need to make a bulls replica jersey that says “Bordan” on the back for the Guysery
February 4, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I think we need to make a bulls replica jersey that says “Bordan” on the back for the Guysery
Folks. We finally have a real rock and roll hall of fame
February 4, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Folks. We finally have a real rock and roll hall of fame
Let he who has not called Michael Jordan “Michael Bordan” cast the first stone
February 4, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Let he who has not called Michael Jordan “Michael Bordan” cast the first stone
What a boring stupid idiot
February 4, 2026 at 2:47 PM
What a boring stupid idiot
They take and take and take and never give anything back
February 4, 2026 at 3:19 AM
They take and take and take and never give anything back
I’m in the boating subreddit and there are so many Captain Ron references bouncing around there. It’s like the boat guys Godfather
February 4, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I’m in the boating subreddit and there are so many Captain Ron references bouncing around there. It’s like the boat guys Godfather