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· Sep 19
If you attempt to troll on me you're gonna get a mouthful of my whip
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Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care
January 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care
ive shitted in here 👇
January 7, 2026 at 3:23 PM
ive shitted in here 👇
i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
LOST because it made me stop watching tv pretty much altogether
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 2:10 AM
LOST because it made me stop watching tv pretty much altogether
"hmm ireally messed up making this shitty basket. guess ill put a lot of food in it" bud you Fucked up. look it is spilling our bountiful harvest everywhere. stupid ass
January 6, 2026 at 6:59 AM
"hmm ireally messed up making this shitty basket. guess ill put a lot of food in it" bud you Fucked up. look it is spilling our bountiful harvest everywhere. stupid ass
im just...... me.............
Who Is Jon Hendren. ???
January 6, 2026 at 12:16 AM
im just...... me.............
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ever get a charlie horse in your sleep and wake up? and you ever forget what its called in the moment so you groan "auuughhh i got a, fuckin, camel toe" real loud in the night? yes we all have. its normal
January 5, 2026 at 3:06 PM
ever get a charlie horse in your sleep and wake up? and you ever forget what its called in the moment so you groan "auuughhh i got a, fuckin, camel toe" real loud in the night? yes we all have. its normal
"jons tech tips" ebay is loaded with shitty 11" celeron/4gb ram/usb-c charging chromebooks that you can install linux on and throw in a bag and forget about. the thing that makes them worthwhile now is the usb-c charging, so you dont have to keep a specific charger
January 5, 2026 at 5:03 AM
"jons tech tips" ebay is loaded with shitty 11" celeron/4gb ram/usb-c charging chromebooks that you can install linux on and throw in a bag and forget about. the thing that makes them worthwhile now is the usb-c charging, so you dont have to keep a specific charger
Donald Trump due to your recent actions and behaviours I believe you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or imposter syndrome. Please watch Bo Berman "Inside" immediately !!!!!!!!
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Donald Trump due to your recent actions and behaviours I believe you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or imposter syndrome. Please watch Bo Berman "Inside" immediately !!!!!!!!
i have a new hobby i made up where i look at hundreds of ancient stock photo cdroms from archive .org and try to find cool shit in them. ill post more later but for now these are "tonights picks"
January 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
i have a new hobby i made up where i look at hundreds of ancient stock photo cdroms from archive .org and try to find cool shit in them. ill post more later but for now these are "tonights picks"
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
on arc raider some dickhead was taking pot shots at me for like 10 minutes so i hid and waited for him and when he came around i jumped out and murked his ass. he got on the voice chat and called me a bitch. he was like 12 and absolutely screaming in his house. im 41. gaming is fucking back baby
December 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM
on arc raider some dickhead was taking pot shots at me for like 10 minutes so i hid and waited for him and when he came around i jumped out and murked his ass. he got on the voice chat and called me a bitch. he was like 12 and absolutely screaming in his house. im 41. gaming is fucking back baby
younger guy on train fuckin wearing one of these types of shit. wall e ass
December 29, 2025 at 8:06 AM
younger guy on train fuckin wearing one of these types of shit. wall e ass
she put her whole pussy into this one
December 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
she put her whole pussy into this one
avatar: fart and ass. thank you .
December 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
avatar: fart and ass. thank you .
dunno if its my (unofficially) diagnosed adhd or the fact htat i was in the gifted program as a child but this shit was easy as fuck ?? like???????
December 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
dunno if its my (unofficially) diagnosed adhd or the fact htat i was in the gifted program as a child but this shit was easy as fuck ?? like???????
She loves to splay out on the warm concrete for 5 minutes then she goes inside to cool off and then back out. She is god's idiot and I love her
December 27, 2025 at 4:11 AM
She loves to splay out on the warm concrete for 5 minutes then she goes inside to cool off and then back out. She is god's idiot and I love her
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why does the oven say piss…
December 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
why does the oven say piss…
5 years ago i came to australia for good and it was during restrictions so there was a total of 18 people on this 787 in the middle of the ocean at midnight which was wild. and then 8 hours later some armed guys took me to the quarantine hotel and told me this was my couch which was also wild
December 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
5 years ago i came to australia for good and it was during restrictions so there was a total of 18 people on this 787 in the middle of the ocean at midnight which was wild. and then 8 hours later some armed guys took me to the quarantine hotel and told me this was my couch which was also wild
i took such nasty delight back in old times on like team fortress classic saying "oh shit theres a new gun press alt-f4" and seeing 2 or 3 people disappear from the game
you know when you saw people online years and years ago trying to trick other more gullible people online by answering common computer issues with "delete the system32 file"? and you thought "who would fall for that?" I did. I did that. because someone online told me to. they legitimately got my ass
December 23, 2025 at 7:22 AM
i took such nasty delight back in old times on like team fortress classic saying "oh shit theres a new gun press alt-f4" and seeing 2 or 3 people disappear from the game