Dookie Nugget Jr.
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You heard what I said. Now shut the fuck up, get off the fuckin computer… and go to heyull
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That moment when 41 year old unc farts and his hat flies off of his head!
October 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
That moment when 41 year old unc farts and his hat flies off of his head!
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Rolling around on the floor with the homies grunting and farting after a HUGE spaghetti dinner
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Rolling around on the floor with the homies grunting and farting after a HUGE spaghetti dinner
What the fuck? I can’t understand a word you’re saying! Take that SHIT out of your mouth!!!
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 AM
What the fuck? I can’t understand a word you’re saying! Take that SHIT out of your mouth!!!
I’ll put a Mississippi mudhole in your fuckin butthole, motherfucker
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I’ll put a Mississippi mudhole in your fuckin butthole, motherfucker
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Fuck You
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Elon and Donald’s bellies inflating and deflating as they fart in each others asses
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Elon and Donald’s bellies inflating and deflating as they fart in each others asses
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If you ain’t makin your homies Squirt… you ain’t a homie!!!
September 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
If you ain’t makin your homies Squirt… you ain’t a homie!!!
You need to scrub between your fucking cheeks, stinky ass.
November 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You need to scrub between your fucking cheeks, stinky ass.
Listen here fucknut,
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Listen here fucknut,
Get Bubba on the phone. He’s gonna want to hear this.
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Get Bubba on the phone. He’s gonna want to hear this.
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My gigantic truck with huge wheels hides my egg-shaped, three foot tall body and tiny penis
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 AM
My gigantic truck with huge wheels hides my egg-shaped, three foot tall body and tiny penis
Chimp Squeaker 2 vs. Dawg Shiddy Jr.
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Chimp Squeaker 2 vs. Dawg Shiddy Jr.
Don’t run your fuckin mouth to me, asshole.
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Don’t run your fuckin mouth to me, asshole.
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
Rolling around on the floor with the homies grunting and farting after a HUGE spaghetti dinner
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Rolling around on the floor with the homies grunting and farting after a HUGE spaghetti dinner
Clowns, jesters, and fools are having a “normal one” today.
November 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Clowns, jesters, and fools are having a “normal one” today.
-Could the world’s supply of sweets and treats be delivered directly to my house for me to enjoy and snack upon? Some experts think so.
-Imagine A World Where Sweets Come To Me: The Future of Treat Delivery
-Step-By-Step Guide to Getting Me ALL Your Sticky Sweet Treats: What You Need To Know
-Imagine A World Where Sweets Come To Me: The Future of Treat Delivery
-Step-By-Step Guide to Getting Me ALL Your Sticky Sweet Treats: What You Need To Know
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
-Could the world’s supply of sweets and treats be delivered directly to my house for me to enjoy and snack upon? Some experts think so.
-Imagine A World Where Sweets Come To Me: The Future of Treat Delivery
-Step-By-Step Guide to Getting Me ALL Your Sticky Sweet Treats: What You Need To Know
-Imagine A World Where Sweets Come To Me: The Future of Treat Delivery
-Step-By-Step Guide to Getting Me ALL Your Sticky Sweet Treats: What You Need To Know
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TELEMARKETER: (pulling up contact details purchased from some site I didn't care about) Hello? Is this Mr. Epstein speaking?
ME: Yes, this is the notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein speaking.
TELEMARKETER: And do you still live at… "the website www․goatse․cx"?
ME: How may I delight you this evening?
ME: Yes, this is the notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein speaking.
TELEMARKETER: And do you still live at… "the website www․goatse․cx"?
ME: How may I delight you this evening?
November 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
TELEMARKETER: (pulling up contact details purchased from some site I didn't care about) Hello? Is this Mr. Epstein speaking?
ME: Yes, this is the notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein speaking.
TELEMARKETER: And do you still live at… "the website www․goatse․cx"?
ME: How may I delight you this evening?
ME: Yes, this is the notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein speaking.
TELEMARKETER: And do you still live at… "the website www․goatse․cx"?
ME: How may I delight you this evening?
Red Hot Chili Poppin Daddies
November 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Red Hot Chili Poppin Daddies
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Here’s you, bitch.
November 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Here’s you, bitch.
If I find out one of you jerks is “disliking” my posts I’m going to launch a hockey puck right at that big nose of yours
November 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
If I find out one of you jerks is “disliking” my posts I’m going to launch a hockey puck right at that big nose of yours
List for my Halloween movie marathon
November 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
List for my Halloween movie marathon
If you click like or retweet on my posts you're my friend. If you don't, you're a loser and I hope a dog shits on you
November 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
If you click like or retweet on my posts you're my friend. If you don't, you're a loser and I hope a dog shits on you
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Caption: The shelter said he had been returned four times for being aggressive. It was his last chance. My dad, who never wanted a dog, saw him and fell in love. After showing him the love he deserved, this happened:
Video: A Bichon Frisé in a court jester outfit limboing under police caution tape
Video: A Bichon Frisé in a court jester outfit limboing under police caution tape
November 3, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Caption: The shelter said he had been returned four times for being aggressive. It was his last chance. My dad, who never wanted a dog, saw him and fell in love. After showing him the love he deserved, this happened:
Video: A Bichon Frisé in a court jester outfit limboing under police caution tape
Video: A Bichon Frisé in a court jester outfit limboing under police caution tape