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You heard what I said. Now shut the fuck up, get off the fuckin computer… and go to heyull
That face the homies make when you walk into the room!
a man wearing a hat and a blue vest is looking at the camera
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a blue vest is looking at the camera
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February 10, 2026 at 2:53 PM
That face the homies make when you walk into the room!
I'm in my nincompoop era
February 8, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I'm in my nincompoop era
When I was a kid I used to get up at 5am with my older brother to watch reruns of MST3K. Now I wake up at 5am so I can go take a big fat shit.
February 5, 2026 at 1:23 AM
When I was a kid I used to get up at 5am with my older brother to watch reruns of MST3K. Now I wake up at 5am so I can go take a big fat shit.
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Y’all got records by a band named “Anal Cunt”… but y’all ain’t got any Hootie?
February 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Y’all got records by a band named “Anal Cunt”… but y’all ain’t got any Hootie?
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Grabbing my footlong BLT at Uncle Tubbster’s Pig Trough
February 2, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Grabbing my footlong BLT at Uncle Tubbster’s Pig Trough
Getting a twelve inch salami at Chubby’s Fat Boy
February 2, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Getting a twelve inch salami at Chubby’s Fat Boy
8.87 pisses a day, or a piss roughly every 2.7 hours. Assuming you don’t get up to piss during an 8 hour sleep period, thats a piss every 1.8 hours.
February 1, 2026 at 6:14 PM
8.87 pisses a day, or a piss roughly every 2.7 hours. Assuming you don’t get up to piss during an 8 hour sleep period, thats a piss every 1.8 hours.
“Uhh!!! Duhhhh!”
February 1, 2026 at 5:59 PM
“Uhh!!! Duhhhh!”
Oh, do I want to Biggie size it for an extra three dollars? I dunno, let me ask my friends Ratfucker and Shit Turd real quick.
February 1, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Oh, do I want to Biggie size it for an extra three dollars? I dunno, let me ask my friends Ratfucker and Shit Turd real quick.
Erm... what the truck?
February 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Erm... what the truck?
Putting a “kill your local pedophile” sticker on my car so everyone knows how much I love the wealthy pedophile cabal that controls all of our lives, led by the biggest fattest pedophile of them all who I voted for
February 1, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Putting a “kill your local pedophile” sticker on my car so everyone knows how much I love the wealthy pedophile cabal that controls all of our lives, led by the biggest fattest pedophile of them all who I voted for
Why don’t you pop on down to the loo and give your knob a twist
January 29, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Why don’t you pop on down to the loo and give your knob a twist
I’m yeah I did actually
January 29, 2026 at 7:17 AM
I’m yeah I did actually
Getting a couple tutti fruities at my favorite bar Teddy’s Big Nasty
January 29, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Getting a couple tutti fruities at my favorite bar Teddy’s Big Nasty
Swaggy McDookie
January 28, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Swaggy McDookie
Buh-bye, dickhead.
January 27, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Buh-bye, dickhead.
Spee engush.
January 26, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Spee engush.
It’s been snowing all day long and my weather app still says it’s “cloudy” with 0” of precipitation. Stupid!!! Die
January 26, 2026 at 7:54 PM
It’s been snowing all day long and my weather app still says it’s “cloudy” with 0” of precipitation. Stupid!!! Die
The most vile, disgusting shitpig you’ve ever seen just said “I’m sooooo sowwy” in a voice that sounded just like SpongeBob. Don’t you feel bad for hurting his feelings now, fucker?
January 26, 2026 at 5:01 PM
The most vile, disgusting shitpig you’ve ever seen just said “I’m sooooo sowwy” in a voice that sounded just like SpongeBob. Don’t you feel bad for hurting his feelings now, fucker?
yeah right
January 24, 2026 at 4:03 AM
yeah right
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