Oh, it’s ol’ Shit Shorts again…
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You heard what I said. Now shut the fuck up, get off the fuckin computer… and go to heyull
When I was a kid I used to get up at 5am with my older brother to watch reruns of MST3K. Now I wake up at 5am so I can go take a big fat shit.
February 5, 2026 at 1:23 AM
When I was a kid I used to get up at 5am with my older brother to watch reruns of MST3K. Now I wake up at 5am so I can go take a big fat shit.
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Y’all got records by a band named “Anal Cunt”… but y’all ain’t got any Hootie?
February 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Y’all got records by a band named “Anal Cunt”… but y’all ain’t got any Hootie?
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Grabbing my footlong BLT at Uncle Tubbster’s Pig Trough
February 2, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Grabbing my footlong BLT at Uncle Tubbster’s Pig Trough
Getting a twelve inch salami at Chubby’s Fat Boy
February 2, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Getting a twelve inch salami at Chubby’s Fat Boy
Oh, do I want to Biggie size it for an extra three dollars? I dunno, let me ask my friends Ratfucker and Shit Turd real quick.
February 1, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Oh, do I want to Biggie size it for an extra three dollars? I dunno, let me ask my friends Ratfucker and Shit Turd real quick.
Erm... what the truck?
February 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Erm... what the truck?
Putting a “kill your local pedophile” sticker on my car so everyone knows how much I love the wealthy pedophile cabal that controls all of our lives, led by the biggest fattest pedophile of them all who I voted for
February 1, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Putting a “kill your local pedophile” sticker on my car so everyone knows how much I love the wealthy pedophile cabal that controls all of our lives, led by the biggest fattest pedophile of them all who I voted for
Why don’t you pop on down to the loo and give your knob a twist
January 29, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Why don’t you pop on down to the loo and give your knob a twist
Getting a couple tutti fruities at my favorite bar Teddy’s Big Nasty
January 29, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Getting a couple tutti fruities at my favorite bar Teddy’s Big Nasty
Swaggy McDookie
January 28, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Swaggy McDookie
Buh-bye, dickhead.
January 27, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Buh-bye, dickhead.
It’s been snowing all day long and my weather app still says it’s “cloudy” with 0” of precipitation. Stupid!!! Die
January 26, 2026 at 7:54 PM
It’s been snowing all day long and my weather app still says it’s “cloudy” with 0” of precipitation. Stupid!!! Die
The most vile, disgusting shitpig you’ve ever seen just said “I’m sooooo sowwy” in a voice that sounded just like SpongeBob. Don’t you feel bad for hurting his feelings now, fucker?
January 26, 2026 at 5:01 PM
The most vile, disgusting shitpig you’ve ever seen just said “I’m sooooo sowwy” in a voice that sounded just like SpongeBob. Don’t you feel bad for hurting his feelings now, fucker?
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Here’s you, bitch.
November 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Here’s you, bitch.
Like reading my posts? That’s good. Otherwise, you don’t you go stick your dick in your ass?
January 24, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Like reading my posts? That’s good. Otherwise, you don’t you go stick your dick in your ass?
If you post about crap, doo doo, pee, shittin ya pants, poop, pee pee, piss, crapping ya pants, shit, going crap, going pee, farting, shittin ya shorts, wetting ya pants… grow up
January 24, 2026 at 12:12 AM
If you post about crap, doo doo, pee, shittin ya pants, poop, pee pee, piss, crapping ya pants, shit, going crap, going pee, farting, shittin ya shorts, wetting ya pants… grow up
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Miss me, shithead? Here I am again to piss you off and fuck up your evening. Here’s something else to piss you off. Fuck you. Bye bitch 🖕
January 19, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Miss me, shithead? Here I am again to piss you off and fuck up your evening. Here’s something else to piss you off. Fuck you. Bye bitch 🖕
Looking like a beautiful, glistening dog shit, sir!
January 22, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Looking like a beautiful, glistening dog shit, sir!
Answering the phone and saying “…Hollywood Peters” like we’re a store and we’re about to close soon
January 21, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Answering the phone and saying “…Hollywood Peters” like we’re a store and we’re about to close soon