TurkeyFall: The AUTUMN Protocol
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I am attacked forever and always
Pinned
I hate my foes so much
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Wrangler Men's 13MWZ Cowboy Cut Original Fit Jeans $5.99 on Amazon (83% off) buff.ly/N6VHBbS #ad
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Wrangler Men's 13MWZ Cowboy Cut Original Fit Jeans $5.99 on Amazon (83% off) buff.ly/N6VHBbS #ad
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if you're the first man mugged on january 1, 2026 in zohran's nyc, and you don't make $1,000,000+ by going on conservative news to grift, you are the donkey of the decade
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
if you're the first man mugged on january 1, 2026 in zohran's nyc, and you don't make $1,000,000+ by going on conservative news to grift, you are the donkey of the decade
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That hungry moment when you’ve got a hankering to chow down
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
That hungry moment when you’ve got a hankering to chow down
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Rubbermaid Easy Find Lids Food Storage Containers with Vented Lids, 26 Piece Set, Blue is $7.97 on Amazon (60% off) buff.ly/k450MZn #ad
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Rubbermaid Easy Find Lids Food Storage Containers with Vented Lids, 26 Piece Set, Blue is $7.97 on Amazon (60% off) buff.ly/k450MZn #ad
I love too “sample the good’s”
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I love too “sample the good’s”
Apply now to work with officer sourpuss
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Apply now to work with officer sourpuss
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Xbox Crocs releasing tomorrow on Crocs Store (Nov 25 - $80) buff.ly/4J97UXm
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Xbox Crocs releasing tomorrow on Crocs Store (Nov 25 - $80) buff.ly/4J97UXm
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PARTY HOST: Whoa, look who decided to show up ten minutes late! It's Mr. Punctual!
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
PARTY HOST: Whoa, look who decided to show up ten minutes late! It's Mr. Punctual!
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
painted dis
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
painted dis
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If you were a skeleton and I was a liche would you join my Bone Horde 👀
December 7, 2023 at 4:03 PM
If you were a skeleton and I was a liche would you join my Bone Horde 👀
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I do my taxes on one of these
November 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I do my taxes on one of these
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mfing Whoville lookin’ ass cabinet, this jusy ruined my whole god dam day smfh fuck this shit
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
mfing Whoville lookin’ ass cabinet, this jusy ruined my whole god dam day smfh fuck this shit
things are heating up on plurbis
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
things are heating up on plurbis
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Just trying to live my life here 🙄
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Just trying to live my life here 🙄
need a new version of this but with Zohran in it
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
need a new version of this but with Zohran in it
fuck fuck ok
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
fuck fuck ok
Grimeon Crapp-Talgamore
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Grimeon Crapp-Talgamore
hi new followers. here is a post of Bertie the dog. My posts don’t get any better
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
hi new followers. here is a post of Bertie the dog. My posts don’t get any better
it’s raining in Orange County you know what that means: about a bajillion “Tesla vs. Center Divider” markers on the 5 in Caltrans QuickMap
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
it’s raining in Orange County you know what that means: about a bajillion “Tesla vs. Center Divider” markers on the 5 in Caltrans QuickMap
I will access your content
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I will access your content
That hungry moment when you’ve got a hankering to chow down
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
That hungry moment when you’ve got a hankering to chow down
enjoying stalker 2 now that a lot of issues seem to have been ironed out but it does suffer from Witcher 3 syndrome where basically peasants will waylay you and go “doohoohoo” right before you quickly mow them and all their friends down
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
enjoying stalker 2 now that a lot of issues seem to have been ironed out but it does suffer from Witcher 3 syndrome where basically peasants will waylay you and go “doohoohoo” right before you quickly mow them and all their friends down
“Ha ha ha…your wife is mine!”
- The Wife Claimer
- The Wife Claimer
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
“Ha ha ha…your wife is mine!”
- The Wife Claimer
- The Wife Claimer
moral of The Chair Company is to never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever go to Ohio
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
moral of The Chair Company is to never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever go to Ohio
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i shaved off his soul patch and now i control him
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
i shaved off his soul patch and now i control him