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@jinjo.bsky.social

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Mm, can't beat a Jolt Cola. 2x caffeine, twice the fun. Am I right. Or am I right?

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I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · Sep 30

Through the fire and flames, NEVER GIVE UP!!!!!!!!

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I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 34m

I think if you buy enough Wonka candies, she'd have no choice but to notice you. Maybe if you move to Loompa Chosen donation tier too.

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I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 35m

We need it to be seen

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 51m

They should bring Lord Farquad back

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I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 52m

She streams nerds candies. There's a lot to learn.

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I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 54m

NOPE!

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 2d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 21h

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I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 4h

I say "coming down the pipe" because that's what Mario would use, and I like to pretend that I live in his world

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 7h

This is going to be a do-nothing day.

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I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 8h

The 9 hour sleep

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 19h

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 20h

This guy can't be a real person

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I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 22h

Kinda wanna play more Kenshi...

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 1d

Ate too much candy

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I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 1d

Top UFO Historian: "Don't Look in the Sky, They're Hiding up my Ass" (1:06:08)

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 1d

Very close!

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 1d

Need to go to the tropical island soon

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Snooby @snooby.bsky.social · 1d

(Showing up way too early to Thanksgiving dinner wearing a T-shirt that just says "KILL" on it in impact font) What up Uncle Mike! You got a phone charger your fav nephew can hold onto or what

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I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 1d

Varlotto's Riddle Pig comes to my house every day for snacks and to hang out. I think it likes me more to be honest. I'm going to keep it.

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 1d

In one room you have the Goadle Bee. In the other room, the Riddle Pig. When one door opens, the other room will be filled with the Dip concoction from Roger Rabbit. You can only save one. Make your choice.

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 1d

Riddle Riddle on the Wall, what is tiny, but ten feet tall?

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I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 1d

The great thing about being a worker is that we don't *need* to know! :-)

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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 2d

32 years ago today, Homer showed his new chainsaw and hockey mask to Bart. "Cape Feare," first aired October 7, 1993.

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I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 1d

It's a lost cause. Hell, maybe all of this stuff is.

I 💚 Internet! @jinjo.bsky.social · 2d

You're one of the Lost Sailors.

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