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cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy. cohost, @whatatimepod.bsky.social whatatimepod.com

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · Apr 30

are snails bugs

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 9h

That’s right

The horrible “GET LOUDER” guy on the jumbo screen at Yankee Stadium

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12h

Hal Steinbrenner despondent (barely discernible frown) that he won’t be getting the gate and TV money from a Game 4. Strongly worded statement incoming

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12h

Rust Cohle expressing my current feelings to a lady in a Yankee hat!

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 1d

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 18h

www.legacy.com/us/obituarie...

Kaleb Horton Obituary (2025) - Los Angeles, CA - Los Angeles Times

View Kaleb Charles Horton's obituary, send flowers and sign the guestbook.

www.legacy.com

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · Jul 7

Quality of tooth brushing relative to time away from home

A drawing of a horse that starts out as a well drawn rear half and ends up a stick figure front half

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What A Time To Be Alive @whatatimepod.bsky.social · 1d

Folks, @ugarles.bsky.social joins us on this week’s new episode that has everything:

-Why Burger King got rid of their mascot 🍔👑
-A new giant stick insect 🦗
-A new record for the longest finger nails 💅🏻

& MORE!

apple.co/2yPmdte / spoti.fi/2qSy1Gp / other pod places

A real, unedited picture of Charles Star

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 2d

Matt Damon from the end of THE DEPARTED, resigned to his justified demise

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Before you call that AI chatbot a “bucket of bolts”, ponder this: what if it was an innocent child instead? Not so funny now, is it

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The Onion @theonion.com · 2d

You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way

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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 2d

jocky's ridge mini golf, nags head, north carolina, 1985

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 2d

nearly every single indicator is trending majorly, extremely down. one hopeful data point: today you can get the purple Doritos pretty much everywhere. they are a staple flavor now.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 2d

nearly every single indicator is trending majorly, extremely down. one hopeful data point: today you can get the purple Doritos pretty much everywhere. they are a staple flavor now.

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Max Read @maxread.info · 4d

today's newsletter: a consideration of the many wonderful cars in One Battle After Another, in particular Willa's 2005 Yaris, Sensei's T-Bird Super Coupe and Bob's boosted 1991 Nissan Sentra SE-R

The Oscar Should Go to Bob Ferguson's 1991 Nissan Sentra SE-R

'One Battle After Another' as a car movie

maxread.substack.com

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · May 18

Robed guys from the EYES WIDE SHUT orgy scene with the “KINDLY CURB YOUR DOG” plaque superimposed

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 3d

An all time great

Hourly Videogame Box Art @vgboxart.bsky.social · 3d

BASEBALL SIMULATOR 1.000

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 3d

Book Of The Dead style tome containing the words that, when read aloud, release The Grinch

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 4d

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Bob and Sensei’s car selfie from ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER. Sensei has one of the later-mentioned few small beers

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 3d

Artwork used internally at DIC Entertainment during the production of the Super Mario World cartoon, replacing Marge Simpson with Mario. According to a former DIC employee, this was made due to an inside joke at the studio, though the exact nature of the joke has been lost.

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 3d

Lots to like in this movie imo. Big Daddy Mars absolutely rocks. Also “Desolation Williams” an all time name

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · Sep 8

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · Sep 8

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 3d

All right enough about the blood money comedians. Let’s talk GOOD comedians. I saw @davidjroth.bsky.social link to this special once and it had me dying. youtu.be/g9NT46SGqFY?...

Humble Offering | Stand Up Comedy | Eli Yudin Full Special

YouTube video by Cracked Comedy Club

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 4d

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