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he’ll talk the balls off a rhinosaurus // http://veryimportant.lawyer // http://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · Jul 8

Forced to break the street date due to unauthorized leaks on file sharing services. Patrick Cosmos - Future National Sports. Mastered by @fire-toolz.bsky.social at @angelhairaudio.bsky.social who did an incredible job. Streaming soon. Thanks for listening. patrickcosmos.bandcamp.com/album/future...

Future National Sports, by Patrick Cosmos

11 track album

patrickcosmos.bandcamp.com

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 9h

everyone is twelve now

Brad Duplessis @bradduplessis.bsky.social · 11h

Pete is out here playing Operator. We do not have a SECDEF.

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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 10h

Buy Toad Beer

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 10h

my album is dedicated to returning new release day to tuesday as god intended veryimportant.lawyer

Future National Sports, by Patrick Cosmos

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 10h

I’ve got the Wikipedia page for Singles open in case I think of another one. Stay tuned

Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 10h

heaven knows i'm miserable now. because of the bad joke

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 10h

anyone who was ever really into music has had at least one hot person condescend to them about the smiths. this doesn't work on me

Stereogum @stereogum.bsky.social · 11h

Julia Roberts explains we should listen to the Smiths even if Morrissey's problematic

Julia Roberts Explains We Should Listen To The Smiths Even If Morrissey’s Problematic

Morrissey and the Smiths come up in After The Hunt, director Luca Guadagnino’s new movie starring Julia Roberts, Ayo Edebiri, Andrew Garfield, Michael Stuhlbarg, and Chloë Sevigny. As Time’s review ex...

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ceej @ceej.online · 10h

amelia earhart didn’t “go missing.” she flew through a portal to the land of the lost and entered into a homosexual relationship with a sleestak

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 11h

i feel like you could rotate and stretch super mario 64's face in a perfect way so it looked exactly like cal raleigh

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 11h

reminder that nspm-7 includes "anti-christianity" as a sentiment to be monitored www.kenklippenstein.com/p/secretive-...

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 11h

the most popular pizza chain: Pizza Shuttle

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 11h

sandwich look like Wall-E

Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 11h

Absolutely dying at this tiny ass Po-Boy from the revived Emeril’s in The NY Times www.nytimes.com/2025/10/07/d...

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 12h

jurassic express are back

new kids on the block "no more games" where they look mature and tough

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 13h

i don't think i have ever seen tomohiro ishii bleed before

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 13h

he has made an enemy of the short husband community today. we do not forget and we do not forgive

Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 13h

everything else the trump administration has done has felt like pure libidinal reagan energy. but "this secret opinion says we can legally do sadistic stuff to random guys" has a bush/obama flavor that feels different, simply by virtue of producing a flimsy opinion instead of just shrugging

CNN @cnn.com · 1d

The Trump administration has produced a classified legal opinion that justifies lethal strikes against a secret and expansive list of cartels and suspected drug traffickers, according to multiple people familiar with the matter. https://cnn.it/4o7ma1R

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 14h

he talked about this on the stone cold steve austin podcast, and steve was like "you believe that really happened?" and jerry only got insanely mad and steve had to dial it back and apologize and say he was just fucking with him

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 14h

jerry only from the misfits worked at his dad's auto shop and he said they helped make or service parts for the apollo 11 moon lander iirc

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 16h

you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 14h

schitt's creek rescued him from a pure straight-to-video fate he does not deserve

Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 14h

I'm glad it's listed in here, because nobody is ready to witness how aggressively Eugene Levy debases himself in an endless parade of increasingly bleak American Pie movies

Matt Singer @mattsinger.bsky.social · 17h

Food for thought: What is the worst franchise made from the best movie?

15 Great Movies That Were Ruined By Becoming Franchises

These classic films should never have gotten sequels.

screencrush.com

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 14h

rip to the homie john ritter, stay tuned a problematic classic

Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 14h

gaston

Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 14h

I don’t think they’d let those powers explode on a Tuesday

Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 14h

Today we are all in the pretty pretty pain cave

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 14h

Lookin like a guy speedrunning a NES game by exploiting some weird glitch