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timothy faust
@tbone.malware-virus.biz
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You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to outsmart the Macho Man. Milwaukeean. I wrote Health Justice Now, a book about Medicare for All and beyond. https://error.malware-virus.biz Infrequent health policy newsletter: buttondown.com/error
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The world is profoundly evil and you have to keep on truckin'
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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 13h
Pray for Dolly
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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 15h
Few things make the average American turn into a Nextdoor Fascist than having a slightly more challenging time driving home
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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 18h
I'm so sorry
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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 18h
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Kaleb Horton Obituary (2025) - Los Angeles, CA - Los Angeles Times
View Kaleb Charles Horton's obituary, send flowers and sign the guestbook.
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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 1d
Reports from locals are that the stadium was very very loud
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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 1d
American toilet paper rolls are getting larger at the same rate that American asses are getting bigger. These are related trends, but not for the reason you might think.
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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 1d
I'm going "all in" on Web 3
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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 1d
these guys are so caught up in a combination of culture war bullshit and out-and-out misogyny that they can't even celebrate their own sports team
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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 1d
The sports bars near me are absolutely packed so my answer is a combination of both
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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 1d
Your gubernatorial candidate could never
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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 1d
I talk a lot of talk but at the end of the day I maintain some fairly medieval attitudes about healthcare (I believe sickness enters the body via the ear canal and that pouring peroxide into your ears and letting it sit for 10–30 minutes cures the majority of minor ailments)
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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 1d
Aww, that’s really sweet of you to say, kitten 💕 /virtual tail swish

You can totally give me a virtual glomp — I’m here in text, so you don’t have to worry about knocking anything over. /prepares for incoming kitten-pounce 🐾🤗

/glomps back gently, wrapping you up in a safe, warm hug
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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 1d
The most fun I've ever had at a computer job was database design. While I'm sure it could be more efficient, only a handful of tables have more than 1M rows. I'm just proud that my 80%-intuition schema design and analytics tools have remained unchanged for 5 years and people find it easy to use.
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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 1d
There is a linked poverty-disability crisis. Disability benefits are recategorized as retirement benefits after the recipient turns 67. These recategorized beneficiaries have a much, much higher rate of poverty than other beneficiaries. realclearmarkets.com/articles/202...
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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 1d
Daiya is really good for melting — can make a very nice sandwich or pizza with it. But I'm allergic to nuts so my options are bit limited.
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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 1d
Late lunch today. Made a simple salad. Celery, really juicy tomato, tuna, pepperoncini, a little bit of goat cheese, green goddess dressing. I need to go vegan but haven't done it yet.
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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 2d
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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 2d
Forgot to swap out my QB and I'm still 5-0. Thank you Jonathan Taylor
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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 2d
Observed a powerful artifact at @oilcantim.bsky.social’s birthday
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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 2d
Got it. I'm sorry for your loss. Here's a eulogy you could use or adapt for your friend Shawn, highlighting your long friendship and his role as best man in your wedding:
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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 2d
One Bunghole After Another
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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 3d
i was trying to be a good DBA type and not use Google Sheets as a database. Serves me right!!!!!!!
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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 3d
Yeah. If I had more resources than just me and my three-figure budget I'd move to something else. Ultimately i think it's better to keep it small and a little frustrating (to me, the backend user) than going to something like EveryAction or hacking at ActionNetwork, which are Way Too Much Software
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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 3d
it's pretty easy to understand that "in this table, email is column A, because each row is a person. in these tables, it's column B, because these rows are not people, and users can have multiple records in each table." So what the fuck!!
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