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Not on the rug, man
DOJ Rewrites Indictment: “Still D.R.E.” Is Not Admission of Ongoing Criminal Enterprise
Maduro is gonna walk lol
January 6, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Peak civilization
Because I still have my research from five years ago, here's the Billboard Modern Rock Chart from 30 years ago this week, January 6, 1996.
January 5, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Good coach
Good offense
Good defense

If you’re the bears, you can only pick 2
The bears defense is still atrocious
January 5, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Turbo Dick transferred to IU
Big day for No. 1 Indiana. The Hoosiers landed six transfers so far, led by QB Josh Hoover (TCU), WR Nick Marsh (Michigan State), edge rusher Tobi Osunsanmi (Kansas State) and RB Turbo Richard (Boston College).

Curt Cignetti and Co. are here to stay. nyti.ms/4jvPOwM
January 4, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Reposted by Matt
January 3, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Good morning everyone what the fuck
January 3, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Not sure if the homeowner has a case in view of Grizzwold vs Connecticut and MarBeary vs Madison
And now something genuinely, truly good from CBS: www.cbsnews.com/news/bear-un...
January 3, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Mr Brightside is the official city anthem, city employee dress is now a long sleeve shirt under a Death Cab tshirt, all filings with the city clerk must contain 58 blurry and poorly lit photos of people drinking in a kitchen merged into a Facebook album called “last night lol”
Mamdani: As my first order of business, we are bringing back twee. This is a millennial city now
January 2, 2026 at 2:22 AM
January 2, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Hey remember when IU beat Alabama in the Rose Bowl
January 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
How good can Alabama be? They lost to Indiana
Yeah, but can the Hoosiers beat Alabama?
January 2, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Alabama putting up as many points on IU as Purdue did
January 2, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Indiana football is humiliating Alabama football in the Rose Bowl
Chris Fowler: "Alabama being humiliated by this Indiana team."

Kirk Herbstreit: "Yeah, this is embarrassing." 🏈🎙️ #CFP
January 2, 2026 at 12:06 AM
And now for Mendoza the Younger
January 2, 2026 at 12:05 AM
That’s right
Indiana has broken Alabama's will in the sport of football.

Just needed to see what that looked like typed out.
January 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Hoo hoo hoo
January 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
How is this Indiana football
January 1, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Fernando Mendoza
January 1, 2026 at 11:32 PM
January 1, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Superb
We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
January 1, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Hell yeah
Fumble recovery Indiana. Aiden Fisher and D'Angelo Ponds caused it on a Ty Simpson scramble. Jones jumped on it. #iufb
January 1, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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