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Matt
@itsmatt.bsky.social
Not on the rug, man
February 12, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I think we as a society just need to sit back, relax, and listen to Metz’s classic self-titled hardcore punk album
February 12, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Talking curling strategy with the boys on the group chat
February 10, 2026 at 6:41 PM
*see the French ice dancer’s outfit*

*turn to my wife and patiently await her opinion*
February 10, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Wait I thought baseball needs a salary cap to increase parity
Your annual MLB vs NFL parity report

Champs last 10 seasons:
MLB: 7 teams
NFL 6 teams

Teams in "finals" last 10 seasons:
MLB 13
NFL 9

Reminder: The NFL is the "any team can win" league
February 9, 2026 at 3:16 PM
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Reposted by Matt
heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Bad Bunny presents a horrifying vision of America: joyful music, good food, dancing, and fun
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Already Enjoying This
February 9, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I see they de-aged Ted Danson to before he fought the Balrog
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
The jets use copilot to rank their draft picks and notice every prospect in the spreadsheet has #DIV/0! in the “good at football” column
February 9, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Man the field position sickos must be loving it today
February 9, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Smiling and backing out of the room as my neighbor begins to say bad things about Bad Bunny
February 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Fondly remembering when Indiana football defeated Miami to win the national title
February 9, 2026 at 12:12 AM
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Comes with a side of Warfarin
One cow per burger
February 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Shohei hits a ball 500 feet with 60,000 people screaming at him, suck it up
Someone made noise in the middle of Matsuyama's swing and he managed to stop it on the downswing, CBS missed this live
February 8, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I always getting Brandi Carlisle and Belinda Carlisle confused
February 8, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Ilia is an insane cocky SOB who did his own voiceover for his skate. I love him
February 8, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Tough fall there, but recovered amazingly
Alright Ilia, let’s do this
February 8, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Alright Ilia, let’s do this
February 8, 2026 at 9:28 PM
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
I need this poster on my bedroom wall
February 8, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Chock and Bates sounds like a luxury dog wellness apothecary in the Hamptons
February 8, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Sir the question was about health care
February 8, 2026 at 1:33 AM
So much of Johnny Weir’s skating commentary is essentially “well, at least he’s got a nice personality”
February 8, 2026 at 1:31 AM