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Matt
@itsmatt.bsky.social
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Not on the rug, man
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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 5h
The Cubs have extended the season by one game. Scientists call this phenomenon “prolonged suffering”
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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 6h
The Cubs bullpen implosion
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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 8h
Of course they find a way to explore the contours of the infield fly rule
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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 8h
Chicago Cubs baseball today
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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 13h
Come for the 6 white guys in the top 6; stay for the inexplicable inclusion of Jimi Hendrix and Robert Johnson ranked behind Janis Joplin
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Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 1d
lmao a list of the top 20 blues artists of all time where the top 5 are all white guys... hellorayo.co.uk/planet-rock/...
The Top 20 Greatest Blues Artists of All Time
Here at Planet Rock, our resident blues expert Bernard Doherty brings you the...
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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 14h
8. Go back in time to the trade deadline, fire Jed Hoyer, and find someone who would have addressed the numerous issues with the team
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Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune.com · 15h
The Chicago Cubs have a massive challenge ahead of them: beating the Milwaukee Brewers in three straight to advance to the NLCS. Can it happen?
Column: Can the Chicago Cubs bounce back and win the NLDS? Here are 7 things that need to happen.
The Chicago Cubs have a massive challenge ahead of them: beating the Milwaukee Brewers in three straight to advance to the NLCS. Can it happen?
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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 17h
@beckyhammer.bsky.social is there anything he can’t do?
Benito in the Bronx: Bad Bunny nabbed a foul ball at Blue Jays-Yankees Game 3 By Adrian Garro | 12:40 AM EDT Bad Bunny is everywhere these days - from being named Super Bowl LX headliner to turning up on "Saturday Night Live" this past weekend for the comedy series' season premiere, to turning up at Yankee Stadium for a heated postseason battle.
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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 1d
When you get 9 tortillas in the 8 tortilla package
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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 1d
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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 1d
You know it’s bad when we didn’t even get the useless late inning Ian Happ hit
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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 2d
Ian Happ is the Fred McGriff of Chris Coghlans
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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 2d
Hi, I’m a time traveler and just came back from 2032. The Cubs made the playoffs and were swept by the Reds. They only scored 2 runs in each game. Jed got another extension. The Ricketts own 50% of Lakeview.
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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 2d
I’ll see how long I last. If it’s close I might stick it out, otherwise I’ll go to bed
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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 2d
Cubs/Brewers game 2
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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 2d
And you never once paid for drugs! Not once!
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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 3d
Love how this guy is an elite athlete and not an overly enthusiastic dungeon master
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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 4d
What a twist ending!
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 4d
This feels like entrapment from the friend
Police Department ULLA Texas A&M Police v @TAMUPolice Public Intoxication X 2. Responded to report of intoxicated subject in men's restroom near Section 334/335. Called sober friend. Sober friend arrived intoxicated. Arrested. #BTHOmississippistate 7:53 PM • 10/4/25 • 1.2K Views
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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 4d
Every time I see Mark Prior walk out to the mound
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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 4d
I think we as a society just need to sit back, relax, and listen to My Morning Jacket’s classic indie rock album Z
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Joe Fray @josephfray.bsky.social · 4d
Today's album of the day is Z by My Morning Jacket, released on this date in 2005
Painting of owls performing surgery on an Owl whose abdomen is filled with a cityscape by Louisville-based artist Kathleen Lolley
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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 4d
Imagine if the Cubs’ offense had actually shown up, Craig would have had to use key arms
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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 4d
Find someone who loves you like Ian Happ loves hitting home runs when losing
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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 4d
I do not care for how poorly the Cubs are playing right now
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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 4d
Go Cubs, imho
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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 5d
On this week’s Bake Off, the bakers are to construct a working fusion reactor out of chocolate mousse and cherry ganache
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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 5d
Wow, didn’t know Blooper Quarks was there yet
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