Joseph Fink, we're going to win
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Welcome to Night Vale, Alice Isn't Dead, Unlicensed, also several books.
All you fascists bound to lose
All you fascists bound to lose
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New Night Vale tour! www.welcometonightvale.com/live
Brand new podcast! www.nightvalepresents.com/the-best-worst
Books: www.welcometonightvale.com/books
Unlicensed S3: www.audible.com/pd/Unlicense...
Night Vale RPG: renegadegamestudios.com/welcome-to-n...
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This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
Bad news, it seems there might be some light showers in LA tomorrow. Can't believe we're getting such bad weather
January 22, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Bad news, it seems there might be some light showers in LA tomorrow. Can't believe we're getting such bad weather
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if you don’t think you can campaign on abolishing this agency and prosecuting the people involved - if you don’t think you’re able to make that case using this video and other like it - get the fuck out of politics
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 1:17 AM
if you don’t think you can campaign on abolishing this agency and prosecuting the people involved - if you don’t think you’re able to make that case using this video and other like it - get the fuck out of politics
Caveat: there is a decent chance that they do an event that they call "the LA Olympics" but it will not in any other way resemble an actual olympics
The LA Olympics ain't happening
BREAKING: San Francisco Giants star Jung Hoo Lee has been detained by CBP at LAX. Pelosi's office says she is working to secure his release. www.sfchronicle.com/sports/giant...
January 22, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Caveat: there is a decent chance that they do an event that they call "the LA Olympics" but it will not in any other way resemble an actual olympics
The LA Olympics ain't happening
BREAKING: San Francisco Giants star Jung Hoo Lee has been detained by CBP at LAX. Pelosi's office says she is working to secure his release. www.sfchronicle.com/sports/giant...
Giants outfielder Jung Hoo Lee detained at Los Angeles International Airport
San Francisco Giants outfielder Jung Hoo Lee was detained Wednesday evening at Los Angeles International Airport, his agent Scott Boras told the Chronicle.
www.sfchronicle.com
January 22, 2026 at 2:12 AM
The LA Olympics ain't happening
It's Tetris. The answer is Tetris
I actually am curious to know what people think are the earliest video games that have a serious claim to being the best in their genre. Not like “good for the time,” but like genuinely better than anything else out there.
January 22, 2026 at 2:03 AM
It's Tetris. The answer is Tetris
I've never been able to get videos on bluesky to work, but here's the trailer for Alice Isn't Dead: Don't Tell Alice www.instagram.com/reel/DTyHfql...
Welcome to Night Vale on Instagram: "Alice Isn't Dead: Don't Tell Alice. April 13 wherever you get your podcasts, or ad free and a week early on the Alice patreon"
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January 22, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I've never been able to get videos on bluesky to work, but here's the trailer for Alice Isn't Dead: Don't Tell Alice www.instagram.com/reel/DTyHfql...
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Alice Isn’t Dead: Don’t Tell Alice, a new sequel series, is coming April 13.
Listen to the trailer: www.welcometonightvale.com
Listen to the trailer: www.welcometonightvale.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Alice Isn’t Dead: Don’t Tell Alice, a new sequel series, is coming April 13.
Listen to the trailer: www.welcometonightvale.com
Listen to the trailer: www.welcometonightvale.com
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Christina Aguilera: 🎵 You are beautiful
Me: Hey, thanks!
Christina Aguilera: 🎵 No matter what they say
Me: Excuse me??
Me: Hey, thanks!
Christina Aguilera: 🎵 No matter what they say
Me: Excuse me??
January 20, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Christina Aguilera: 🎵 You are beautiful
Me: Hey, thanks!
Christina Aguilera: 🎵 No matter what they say
Me: Excuse me??
Me: Hey, thanks!
Christina Aguilera: 🎵 No matter what they say
Me: Excuse me??
the Supreme Court follows a simple "know it when I see it" test, where they know stuff that will affect them personally when they see it, and that stuff is not allowed.
The Unitary Executive Doctrine is a theory of American constitutional law holding that the President possesses the sole and absolute authority over the entire executive branch, unless it will nuke your 401(k)
January 21, 2026 at 6:34 PM
the Supreme Court follows a simple "know it when I see it" test, where they know stuff that will affect them personally when they see it, and that stuff is not allowed.
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I don’t think people understand how hard it is to find an issue that polls in the single digits. It’s close to impossible.
January 20, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I don’t think people understand how hard it is to find an issue that polls in the single digits. It’s close to impossible.
the lesson of Napoleon was "try to open as many fronts in heavily winter affected areas as possible"
NEWS: Pentagon ordered active-duty soldiers with a military police unit in NC to prepare for possible deployment to Minneapolis, three people familiar told @ms.now
Prepare to deploy order was issued yesterday for at least a few hundred members of an Army military police brigade based at Fort Bragg
Prepare to deploy order was issued yesterday for at least a few hundred members of an Army military police brigade based at Fort Bragg
January 21, 2026 at 6:07 PM
the lesson of Napoleon was "try to open as many fronts in heavily winter affected areas as possible"
I hate America but also everyone I love lives here so it's not an ideal situation overall
January 21, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I hate America but also everyone I love lives here so it's not an ideal situation overall
they think it makes them look smart for never ever taking a stand, which is basically someone in a flood zone saying "the water never gets over my head" which will be true sometimes! some of the time!
Gavin newsom and Schumer and other mainstream democrats LOVE doing the "Trump always chickens out" stuff because they feel like it allows them to score points without addressing that the shit he wants to do, and often does, is really bad!!! the problem is not the follow-through!
January 21, 2026 at 5:31 PM
they think it makes them look smart for never ever taking a stand, which is basically someone in a flood zone saying "the water never gets over my head" which will be true sometimes! some of the time!
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
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Not to get all stentorian, but both my grandfathers served in WW2, and one of them died from its lingering sting decades later (chronic injuries). An ocean of fucking blood shed, the highest price imaginable paid to create a world where this shit didn’t happen, undone for *nothing*. Fuck you!
January 21, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Not to get all stentorian, but both my grandfathers served in WW2, and one of them died from its lingering sting decades later (chronic injuries). An ocean of fucking blood shed, the highest price imaginable paid to create a world where this shit didn’t happen, undone for *nothing*. Fuck you!
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I’m becoming socially conservative in that I’m becoming a real tightass about civic virtue & honor. Fuck your boyfriend & his husband wearing dogsuits in private if you want, I don’t care at all, but I’m becoming pretty humorless about people feeling they have no obligation to any civic project
January 21, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I’m becoming socially conservative in that I’m becoming a real tightass about civic virtue & honor. Fuck your boyfriend & his husband wearing dogsuits in private if you want, I don’t care at all, but I’m becoming pretty humorless about people feeling they have no obligation to any civic project
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I sort of am becoming a statue posting “REMEMBER WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU” because they are in fact taking things from me, right now.
the western alliance was born in the fires of the most catastrophic conflict in the history of the world. republicans are spitting on the graves of the dead. these men and women are human filth.
Genuinely insane we are living in a world where the Danish have to deploy a battlegroup to protect themselves against America. Makes my blood turn molten, honestly
January 21, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I sort of am becoming a statue posting “REMEMBER WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU” because they are in fact taking things from me, right now.
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hearing that on his deathbed donald trump tried to receive the light of islam but couldn't recite the shahada. so hes in hell now
January 21, 2026 at 4:08 AM
hearing that on his deathbed donald trump tried to receive the light of islam but couldn't recite the shahada. so hes in hell now
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America is yearning for "it."
January 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
America is yearning for "it."
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What if he emerged fine and we were all like awwwwww then he tripped and fell down every stair and that's how it happened
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
What if he emerged fine and we were all like awwwwww then he tripped and fell down every stair and that's how it happened
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Listen, probably nothing but you can’t be too safe. Gonna put us on preliminary It’s Happening Watch. Remember a Watch means the conditions are there but we haven’t seen anything. If we make it to a Warning then we’ll really need to buckle down.
January 21, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Listen, probably nothing but you can’t be too safe. Gonna put us on preliminary It’s Happening Watch. Remember a Watch means the conditions are there but we haven’t seen anything. If we make it to a Warning then we’ll really need to buckle down.
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I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross
October 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross
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*incredibly slowly* so if.. I wanted.... independent voters.... To vote.... for meee.... I would support.... Abolishing ice
Independents are +12 on abolishing ICE
77 percent of Democrats want to abolish ICE.
January 21, 2026 at 2:17 AM
*incredibly slowly* so if.. I wanted.... independent voters.... To vote.... for meee.... I would support.... Abolishing ice