Jared Skolnick
jaredskolnick.bsky.social
Jared Skolnick
@jaredskolnick.bsky.social
I make movies. I am nice.

www.skolnickfilms.com
Well it’s not like we can say ‘this is beneath you, Brett Ratner’
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Charlie Brown. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
RUNNING MAN good. KEEPER good.
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Very fond memories of him hijacking the mic during the Fantastic Fest debates and ranting about vampires. RIP king.
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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It’s hilarious and revelatory that a bunch of giant MAGA/America First X accounts are actually based in Eastern Europe and Nigeria.
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
perhaps the most important lesson that should be learned from Mamdani is that there's limitless political capital in simply not being annoying
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
what
OK tonight I learned that Gaspar Noe brought Dario Argento as his +1 to meet the Pope, and this is possibly the sweetest and the maddest thing to ever happen.
The Pope got to meet Dario Argento! I wonder which of the Three Mothers trilogy is Leo's fav, I'm gonna say Inferno, cos this Pope doesn't seem like a Suspiria kinda guy.
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Short 🧵: One thing I don't see discussed regarding the whole likely implosion of the AI bubble is that Silicon Valley brought this upon itself by profoundly misunderstanding where human beings are at right now.
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
fighting the Male Loneliness Epidemic by gathering a motley crew of merry outlaws to frolic through the English forests
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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September 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
well that should settle things
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'

people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
November 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
“Did you read the Olivia Nuzzi excerpt?”
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I can explain vulgar auteurism to the Pope. Give me ten minutes tops
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
gotta get this guy to do an intro at the New Bev
Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.

Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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"she needed money for braces"

it's really hard to overstate how fucking evil these people are
The woman whom the House Ethics Committee determined Matt Gaetz paid for sex when she was 17 years old was living in a homeless shelter, working at McDonald's, and needed the money for braces www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
oh ok
NEW: Jeffrey Epstein said in emails that he had been advising the Russian government on how to deal with Donald Trump, one of several cases in which he wielded his connections to try to influence the course of foreign affairs. w @nahaltoosi

www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM