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Listen, Barro is a dipshit, but don't any of you get on your high horse, "poker is rightwing actually" would get massive numbers On Here. Taking a 9 day, 700 comment deep thread pat on the back k about it
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Listen, Barro is a dipshit, but don't any of you get on your high horse, "poker is rightwing actually" would get massive numbers On Here. Taking a 9 day, 700 comment deep thread pat on the back k about it
Man of the People. This is the true dichotomy of man.
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Man of the People. This is the true dichotomy of man.
From the other room, leaning away from Packers/Lions: *pinching nose bridge* ᵍᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃʰ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿ ᵍᵘʸ
I arrive at the thanksgiving dinner table holding a chocolate pie with the carefully-crafted message “THE LAST JEDI WAS GOOD” written on it in whipped cream. “This counts as a side,” I say. Under the pie I’ve written on the tin “THIS IS A BAD HOLIDAY / ALSO BUILD MORE HOUSING”
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
From the other room, leaning away from Packers/Lions: *pinching nose bridge* ᵍᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃʰ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿ ᵍᵘʸ
I continue to be dumbfounded by this admin think elevating salience on Median Lib Senator GI Joe works for them
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I continue to be dumbfounded by this admin think elevating salience on Median Lib Senator GI Joe works for them
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[man is brought before a monolithic throne, driven to his knees by guards]
Court Vizier: YOU HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF SEDITION AND INSURRECTIONIST ACTIVITY WORM. MOST BENEVOLENT HIGH CHANCELLOR, IN YOUR ENDLESS WISDOM, WILL YOU SPARE THIS HERETIC?
Imposing golden armored figure: 𝔒𝔲𝔱𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔨 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔰𝔬 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔡.
Court Vizier: YOU HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF SEDITION AND INSURRECTIONIST ACTIVITY WORM. MOST BENEVOLENT HIGH CHANCELLOR, IN YOUR ENDLESS WISDOM, WILL YOU SPARE THIS HERETIC?
Imposing golden armored figure: 𝔒𝔲𝔱𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔨 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔰𝔬 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔡.
May 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
[man is brought before a monolithic throne, driven to his knees by guards]
Court Vizier: YOU HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF SEDITION AND INSURRECTIONIST ACTIVITY WORM. MOST BENEVOLENT HIGH CHANCELLOR, IN YOUR ENDLESS WISDOM, WILL YOU SPARE THIS HERETIC?
Imposing golden armored figure: 𝔒𝔲𝔱𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔨 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔰𝔬 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔡.
Court Vizier: YOU HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF SEDITION AND INSURRECTIONIST ACTIVITY WORM. MOST BENEVOLENT HIGH CHANCELLOR, IN YOUR ENDLESS WISDOM, WILL YOU SPARE THIS HERETIC?
Imposing golden armored figure: 𝔒𝔲𝔱𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔨 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔰𝔬 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔡.
You know the Trump White House, as well as the GOP at large, are *political geniuses, just the biggest of brains, for being hyper focused on making this guy the face of "this a Democrat we hate"
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
You know the Trump White House, as well as the GOP at large, are *political geniuses, just the biggest of brains, for being hyper focused on making this guy the face of "this a Democrat we hate"
if we want to talk about an image you can hear. jesus man
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
if we want to talk about an image you can hear. jesus man
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Age of Empires II: The Age of Kings (1999)
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Age of Empires II: The Age of Kings (1999)
since milestone stuff got retconned, theres an implied 90s young justice run where static is the coolest teen titan of all time and hes *really* over these honkies
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
since milestone stuff got retconned, theres an implied 90s young justice run where static is the coolest teen titan of all time and hes *really* over these honkies
my favorite bit to fuck with gen-x is to say if they made a Dazed and Confused style period piece coming of age film today with the same time difference, it would be set in 2008
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
my favorite bit to fuck with gen-x is to say if they made a Dazed and Confused style period piece coming of age film today with the same time difference, it would be set in 2008
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Clark, You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You
July 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Clark, You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You
The amount of ass "but that one girl you hate at work wasn't saying that last week right?" gets.
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The amount of ass "but that one girl you hate at work wasn't saying that last week right?" gets.
A real "implied Flintstones sound effects" game happening rn
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
A real "implied Flintstones sound effects" game happening rn
Once you realize these guys business models target audience is 14 year olds, it all starts to make sense
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Once you realize these guys business models target audience is 14 year olds, it all starts to make sense
Like upfront I know this guy is a sex criminal, but also completely indistinguishable from an elaborate parody account
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Like upfront I know this guy is a sex criminal, but also completely indistinguishable from an elaborate parody account
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Me: yeah so people main line this scrying rock powered by lightning and makes them sad
My Pictish ancestor, looking at my Home Screen photo: explain to me again what a "black woman" is future man
My Pictish ancestor, looking at my Home Screen photo: explain to me again what a "black woman" is future man
June 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Me: yeah so people main line this scrying rock powered by lightning and makes them sad
My Pictish ancestor, looking at my Home Screen photo: explain to me again what a "black woman" is future man
My Pictish ancestor, looking at my Home Screen photo: explain to me again what a "black woman" is future man
Robert Eggers continues his undefeated streak of accurately depicting the gross bog people of my ancestry
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Robert Eggers continues his undefeated streak of accurately depicting the gross bog people of my ancestry
New Apes needs to get to the Hyper-Intelligent Race of Super-mutants That Live Underground and Have An Atomic Death Cult stage already.
anyway the only film franchise i actually care about these days is THE PLANET OF THE APES (which i did write a column about)
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
New Apes needs to get to the Hyper-Intelligent Race of Super-mutants That Live Underground and Have An Atomic Death Cult stage already.
ill throw support behinfd the candidate that has the courage to say andor was just fine
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
ill throw support behinfd the candidate that has the courage to say andor was just fine
careening unfortunately to primary influx point of the first candidate to say "wait they made more than three?" and winn by one billion votes. fear were lobbing up a softball for newsom here
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
careening unfortunately to primary influx point of the first candidate to say "wait they made more than three?" and winn by one billion votes. fear were lobbing up a softball for newsom here
"cool" New yorkers are masking contrarianism as counter culture and its fucking sad
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"cool" New yorkers are masking contrarianism as counter culture and its fucking sad
getting OT 1.5x this week
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
getting OT 1.5x this week