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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · Aug 8

Football back

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 16m

Texas/OU trying its hardest to be a November B1G west game

𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 28m

𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 1h

THE NEW FACE OF FEAR

𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 1h

Trust the process

𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 1h

That was the grossest game losing pick I've ever seen

𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 1h

DeBoer really setting himself up for some doy doy coaching here

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 5h

I love match up specific trophies. It's so silly.

"The year was 1908. The greatest of foes. Brother against Brother. The plains of the Midwest stained with blood. We play for this wooden Muskrat statue ever since"

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 5h

I'm a simple man. Realism is having a lean button and bullets can go through drywall

𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 5h

"You like realism mods too?"
"Oh of course. The only way to play."
"Great! Okay let's say our favorite. I love bullet dro-"
"I must pee every 15 minutes or I die"

Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty @irhottakes.bsky.social · 5h

Yeah, difficulty in games is ultimately about what behaviors you want to reward and punish. What gets the rat a bite of cheese and what gets it a little shock. I'm all for a hardcore roleplaying experience, but it's reasonable to want to play your role in the game in a roleplaying game.

Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 6h

I love the "it's realistic.. Real life is brutal that is why you starve to death if you don't eat an entire roast chicken every 15 minutes" as a gaming philosophy.

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 5h

"Gonna go goblin mode-" stop it Diane, you're just antisocial

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 5h

Reeked of juicelessness to me at the time

Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social · 8h

Relatedly, I recall a lot of "the joy of canceling plans" jokes and memes from the 2010s and now folks are talking about a loneliness epidemic, and, well...

Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social · 9h

People will scoff at virtue signaling and then wonder why today’s billionaires don’t build museums, libraries, hospitals, and universities like Gilded Age ones did.

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 22h

SBP is basically common knowledge common knowledge to salvation run

𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 22h

Yeah west hemisphere Spanish descent nations are extremely western

𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 22h

Also *of course* that "oh there isn't gonna be a season 3, but a peacemaker adjacent show later" report is Checkmate. Such an obvious move. Almost feel dumb.

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 22h

James Gunn is pulling from a WWIII/Final Crisis era comic run so fucking niche I'm sure no human read it, for what seems to *possibly* be a DCU plot point going forward. So fucking real for this

𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 7d

This is a venture brothers gag. Gunns a real one for this

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 1d

This must be some median/mean/average shit cuz a bunch of people here coming in super hard with a 46 energy

Doc Revan @docrevan.bsky.social · 1d

Ed is correct

This is Bsky, the social media platform for 38 year olds

𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 1d

Closing time

𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 15d

𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 1d

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 1d

it was the only way

𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 1d

NYT: Tense Standoff Today Between ULFTC And The People's Union Collective Of The Rising Moon Forces At Sea Of Tranquility Basin, Solar Farm Rights Despute Hightens

𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 1d

we *really* needed the soviets not giving up on the space race after '69. if we had another twenty years of Cold War dick mesauring, wed be having "the United Lunar Federal Territorial Composium gains congressional representation following referendum, what it means for silica mining?" headlines rn

Reactor Magazine @reactorsff.bsky.social · 1d

If science fiction has taught us anything, it's that we'd see heavily armed bases on the Moon in our lifetimes. Not sure it's a good idea? @jdnicoll.bsky.social offers five unassailable pro-Moon base arguments.

reactormag.com/five-extreme...

Five Extremely Convincing Reasons We Should Build Armed Bases on the Moon - Reactor

I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

reactormag.com

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 1d

"shes old wow dumbocrats at it again" THEN HE SHOULD BEAT HER THEN KEV. jesus christ

𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 1d

no one who doesnt live in maine should care about this race; but "wah this primary isnt a cakewalk handed to my candidate of preference" is washed loser behavior from anyone

John @johnlk.bsky.social · 1d

Oh no, the very popular Democratic governor is going to take the Senate seat that rightfully belongs to John Fetterman 2: Electric Boogaloo! (I just need to stop following Kruse, honestly; why do I do this to myself?)

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 1d

why does every unstoppable electoral juggernaut the internet latches onto seem like they cant handle maybe winning a primary.

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 1d

but eniugh about the ravens defense