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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · Aug 8

Football back

a close up of a person 's head with a blurred background and the words epic gi movie on the bottom .

ALT: a close up of a person 's head with a blurred background and the words epic gi movie on the bottom .

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · Dec 11

Bruce, internal monologue: I could not be prouder of dick. Showed poise, initiative. Lead from the front. I should say something. No. Dick gets it. Very intuitive that one. He's like me. The mission is enough for him.
Grayson, internal monologue: BUT FATHER WHY. I CRAVE YOUR LOVE.

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 32m

" a pay-per-view event bordering on the edge of insanity" is amazing ad copy

𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 34m

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 1h

this is an olympic gold medal performance in caveats

Lord Businessman II @lordbusinessman.bsky.social · 1h

jeff computers: I expressly did not clutch my pearls about the rampaging mob on 1/6, and thought it was mostly goofy

𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 1h

it ios funny how it took about two decades for the slasher to think up "two killers? thats crazy thats more than one"

𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 1h

we love a lat 80s/early 90s trope meta dont we folks

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 1h

a real "tehy arent gonna respect you bro" post from chris here

𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 2h

The only chart I want to see you pouring over is a route tree yong man, now give me 8 step dig 2 on 2

Trip S. Dagger @jasoncheathawks.bsky.social · 2h

put the charts down, son. pick up the football.

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 2h

also hospitals arent really a thing if they pick and choose who gets treated. kinda defeats the purpose numb nuts

𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 2h

what an *amazing* spinzone to frame healthcare as "the hospital gets paid less" what a shit

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3h

Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 3h

it never went away, hollywood just abandoned it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wwsx...

𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 4h

people might have moral umbridge to hunting, but i have met The Most Dangerous Of Games and its wild fowls. theres nothing behind those doll eyes but death

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 4h

theres a bunch of "we are trying to figure out who did this" attitude from that crowd on this very issue

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 4h

a wild turkey would kill your whole familty like a thief in the night if given the opprotunity

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 22h

i have met a number of pigs, including pigs i later went on to eat (we have small farmers in our family) and quite frankly, getting to know pigs has made me feel even less bad about eating them

they would 100% eat us if given the chance

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 5h

these peoples info environments seem to be a self enforced prison that can be solved merely by following elected democrats yet alas

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 5h

people who claim to be in sympothetic media spaces werirdly also come to a "wow republicans, so good at this" conclusion. weird

𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 5h

at least the "they bring a gun to a knife fight" dig works cuz there are no god damn rules in a knoife fight

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 5h

the chess metaphor kinda falls apart cuz you do actually pervail in the chess game if you are better at chess, the other guy is just an asshole

Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 5h

This sort of wrong rock concern trolling is especially funny to see while we are in the midst of Democrats succeeding atm by (sticking with the metaphor here) playing a better game of chess

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If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you're not going to prevail by getting better at chess.
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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 5h

LotR is a grade A takedown of "perhaps im just Built Different" mentality decades before it existed

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 5h

Decades of literary scholars and fans alike: the One Ring is probably connected to JRR's feelings about war and the prolification of Super Weapons in the early 21st century, but it could also represent the corruptive nature of Power itself.

Tolkien in 1941:

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 16h

Personal impact put aside for the time being, but Trump and the house gop setting up a lane to fuck over shutdown back pay literally one month before the election is so funny. Like fuck the Virginia Republican Party, they don't give a shit

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 16h

Also again, she's on a roof like a hundred yards away. The chicken guy is punking you so hard here

𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 16h

Even in the most optimistic propagandist retelling on of this. That line from noem is so weak and clunky. Some real junior high debate dweeb comeback whispered with underwear pulled over their head

Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 17h

This made me laugh so hard. Second screenshot is of the video posted by Benny Johnson of the event.

Benny Johnson « @bennyjohnson
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BREAKING: DHS Secretary Kristi Noem stares down army of Antifa and a guy in a chicken suit from the rooftop of the ICE facility here in Portland.
Noem says:
"Hey; Guy in the chicken suit. You can do better.
Too bad they are uneducated and ill-informed."
Noem isn't chicken: [chicken emoji]

A view from the roof of the building. There are about 15-20 people visible in total, several of whom appear to be reporters. Most are holding signs. They aren’t even taking up the whole sidewalk. One guy is wearing a chicken suit.

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 17h

Median voter suddenly like

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 17h

All the money in the world my man