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Utahn. Temporarily retired podcaster. He/Him pronouns in bio
I feel like all of this is easily explained by “adult mormon convert”
Every sentence here is even crazier than the last.
December 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Oh did Lizza drop another piece of his “please subscribe to my shitty blog” collection?
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
“We are so proud of our admiral, and only the admiral, for giving that order.

We support him, despite us not giving the order, in his actions.

I know that president Trump or Secretary Hegseth would never hesitate to give that order, but also did not give the order in this case”
Reporter: Admiral Bradley was the one who gave that order for a second strike? 

Leavitt: And he was well within his authority to do so.
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Gallego is probably the second biggest dipshit in the senate, after the ogre that emerged from the Allegheny River.
1. Over Thanksgiving, texts from Dem. Sen Ruben Gallego leaked where he repeats far-right talking points on masculinity, lamenting that Democratic women "look like men."

Using far-right gender-panic rhetoric will not ingratiate the Democratic Party towards men.

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Dem. Senator Gallego's Leaked Texts Echo Far-Right Gender Panic And Misogyny
Last week, Democratic Senator Ruben Gallego's texts leaked, where he lamented that Democratic "women look like men and men look like women."
www.erininthemorning.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It’s wild to try and live vicariously through your child when they have talent.

It’s even wilder when you’re doing it to make your child “right-wing martyr of the week”
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I think I’ve seen enough political scientists play devil’s advocate on these type of subjects to conclude that the entire field is bunk.
If an instructor wants to impose content based instructions to focus essays on science, then they should. But my read is that this is busy work intended to make sure assignments are read and thought about and little more. So, the prompt was open ended and sloppy and invited this. 🤷‍♂️
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This game is great when you hate both teams
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Tell you what, when AI is ethically trained and used for something beyond corporate hyper-exploitation I’ll give you the time of day.
December 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Pete is going to eat shit for this, and it couldn’t happen to a better person
Reporter: If there were a second strike that killed wounded people, would that be legal?

Trump: I don’t know that happened and Pete said he did not even know what people were talking about. I wouldn’t have wanted a second strike. The first strike was very lethal. It was fine.
November 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
November 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
All they needed was Virginia to die
With the Rams’ loss to the Panthers, the Bears will enter December as the No. 1 seed in the NFC.
November 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Me thinking about it like:
November 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
26.8% of Louisiana children live in poverty
LSU is paying its previous football coach over $50 million NOT to coach there while likely guaranteeing Kiffin something approaching double that, all while having an academic hiring freeze and budget cuts across the board. What is the purpose of a university (rhetorical)?
SOURCES: Lane Kiffin is expected to accept LSU's offer to become the Tigers next head coach. Kiffin is set to meet with his Ole Miss team this morning at 9 AM CT. As we reported yesterday morning, LSU has been very confident it was going to land Kiffin. www.nytimes.com/athletic/684...
November 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
He’s running
Sen. Cory Booker and Alexis Lewis got married, celebrating in both Newark and D.C.
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Strong floor, no ceiling
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The purpose of a system is what it does
“I'm not saying these are glasses for creeps, but I can't help but feel like one while wearing them.”

Reader, they are for creeps.
I Can't Help Feeling Like a Creep Wearing Meta's New Gen 2 Glasses
Meta's new display-less smart glasses are quite good, but the vibes are off.
www.wired.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
It was mean of the faculty to hold this person with a clear learning disability to the standards of other college students.

Wait, that’s not the issue? Oh… oh no…
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I’ll be cold in the ground before I cheer for Utah State.
you have to root for the ag school against the flagship, those are the rules
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
For Cache Valley, that’s like waiting until you’re 35
utah state's punter has been married for 2 years
November 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I hate this Utah team
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Playing Knuck If You Buck mid-way through a bench clearing brawl in a rivalry game is why college football is the best sport on earth
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM