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· Nov 16
A definitive tier ranking of how all the alphabet books in my house handle the letter X. 🧵
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The FBI is investigating Democratic members of Congress for calling on the military to follow the constitution. I guess they're guilty of...following the constitution?
The FBI has requested interviews with six Democrats regarding their video, which reminds troops to follow the Constitution.
The Trump administration saw the now-infamous video as treasonous, called for them to be hanged, and is weighing court-martialing Sen. Mark Kelly. trib.al/ELXKBpd
The Trump administration saw the now-infamous video as treasonous, called for them to be hanged, and is weighing court-martialing Sen. Mark Kelly. trib.al/ELXKBpd
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The FBI is investigating Democratic members of Congress for calling on the military to follow the constitution. I guess they're guilty of...following the constitution?
What a thing for him to say when we're knee deep in Kavanaugh stops
‘Racism is when you alert people to ICE’s presence’ - yard sign stealing guy. Honestly, we'd be embarrassed for him if he wasn't terrorizing our communities.
Hopefully, someone buys him a dictionary for Christmas!
Hopefully, someone buys him a dictionary for Christmas!
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
What a thing for him to say when we're knee deep in Kavanaugh stops
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Study: Average 19th-Century American Spent 93% Of Time Waving At Trains, Boats https://theonion.com/study-average-19th-century-american-spent-93-of-time-waving-at-trains-boats/
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Study: Average 19th-Century American Spent 93% Of Time Waving At Trains, Boats https://theonion.com/study-average-19th-century-american-spent-93-of-time-waving-at-trains-boats/
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“Why Wearing a Barrel As Pants is The New Hot Style”
Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
“Why Wearing a Barrel As Pants is The New Hot Style”
We went to the mall the other day. It's like 50% escape rooms now
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
We went to the mall the other day. It's like 50% escape rooms now
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i had the idea thats going to make me rich last night.
buy a dying mall. fill it with fake stores. people pay $100 and get 2 hours and a briefcase full of fake $100,000. customers get to spend 2 hours indulging in the thrill of commerce. then turn in all the merchandise before they leave.
buy a dying mall. fill it with fake stores. people pay $100 and get 2 hours and a briefcase full of fake $100,000. customers get to spend 2 hours indulging in the thrill of commerce. then turn in all the merchandise before they leave.
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
i had the idea thats going to make me rich last night.
buy a dying mall. fill it with fake stores. people pay $100 and get 2 hours and a briefcase full of fake $100,000. customers get to spend 2 hours indulging in the thrill of commerce. then turn in all the merchandise before they leave.
buy a dying mall. fill it with fake stores. people pay $100 and get 2 hours and a briefcase full of fake $100,000. customers get to spend 2 hours indulging in the thrill of commerce. then turn in all the merchandise before they leave.
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when its definitely not a hostage situation
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
when its definitely not a hostage situation
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A grocery store for people who have adhd. They sell individual kraft singles, loose cigarettes, 'some' lettuce, etc
February 11, 2024 at 11:09 PM
A grocery store for people who have adhd. They sell individual kraft singles, loose cigarettes, 'some' lettuce, etc
I know you're jealous
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I know you're jealous
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I feel like it is culturally important to note that I recently played an old episode of the Simpsons on Disney+ for some kids and then a random newer episode and the kids, unprompted, were like “how come this isn’t as funny?” so it’s not just nostalgia we are correct
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I feel like it is culturally important to note that I recently played an old episode of the Simpsons on Disney+ for some kids and then a random newer episode and the kids, unprompted, were like “how come this isn’t as funny?” so it’s not just nostalgia we are correct
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I cleaned my whole stovetop and oven and I'm sooooo exhausted. why do they call it oven when you of in the food of out hot eat the food
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I cleaned my whole stovetop and oven and I'm sooooo exhausted. why do they call it oven when you of in the food of out hot eat the food
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New, from @pamherd.bsky.social & I:
@chriscolin3000.bsky.social invented Admin Night, a strategy to turn the drudgery of completing dreaded administrative tasks into a party.
"We’re social beings. We’re meant to update our password apps together!"
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/aint-no-pa...
@chriscolin3000.bsky.social invented Admin Night, a strategy to turn the drudgery of completing dreaded administrative tasks into a party.
"We’re social beings. We’re meant to update our password apps together!"
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/aint-no-pa...
Ain't No Party Like an Administrative Burden Party
You are cordially invited to Admin Night - bring your paperwork
donmoynihan.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
New, from @pamherd.bsky.social & I:
@chriscolin3000.bsky.social invented Admin Night, a strategy to turn the drudgery of completing dreaded administrative tasks into a party.
"We’re social beings. We’re meant to update our password apps together!"
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/aint-no-pa...
@chriscolin3000.bsky.social invented Admin Night, a strategy to turn the drudgery of completing dreaded administrative tasks into a party.
"We’re social beings. We’re meant to update our password apps together!"
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/aint-no-pa...
What Thanksgiving food are we making today? Desserts, right? Anything else?
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
What Thanksgiving food are we making today? Desserts, right? Anything else?
Are days the only things that can be halcyon
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Are days the only things that can be halcyon
It's so embarrassing that I don't speak any other languages or play an instrument. I had lessons and classes. I studied abroad. I had every opportunity. I just didn't actually make any of it stick
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It's so embarrassing that I don't speak any other languages or play an instrument. I had lessons and classes. I studied abroad. I had every opportunity. I just didn't actually make any of it stick
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the truly shocking number of people out here just swooning over this man with their whole chest reminds me of how I could never see those magic eye puzzles in the 90s
my eyes don’t do that, sorry! I can’t see the handsome man in this picture
my eyes don’t do that, sorry! I can’t see the handsome man in this picture
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
the truly shocking number of people out here just swooning over this man with their whole chest reminds me of how I could never see those magic eye puzzles in the 90s
my eyes don’t do that, sorry! I can’t see the handsome man in this picture
my eyes don’t do that, sorry! I can’t see the handsome man in this picture
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
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Constantly making "who is the richest boy" a headline every time the stock market shuffles the deck of richest boys is one of the reasons these megalomaniacs focus so much energy on accumulating wealth. It's a game, and they want to get the highest score and win.
The Google parent’s stock has accelerated over the last week and is now valued more than Microsoft.
Larry Page Becomes No. 2 Richest—Bumping Larry Ellison—As Alphabet Shares Rally
The Google parent’s stock has accelerated over the last week and is now valued more than Microsoft.
www.forbes.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Constantly making "who is the richest boy" a headline every time the stock market shuffles the deck of richest boys is one of the reasons these megalomaniacs focus so much energy on accumulating wealth. It's a game, and they want to get the highest score and win.
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I saw some teens today. I asked them who represents them best. They told me that Gen Alpha and Zoomers are on Tiktok and Instagram demanding more and more clips of Alan Dershowitz. They can’t get enough of him. He is the voice of their generation. The voice America needs.
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I saw some teens today. I asked them who represents them best. They told me that Gen Alpha and Zoomers are on Tiktok and Instagram demanding more and more clips of Alan Dershowitz. They can’t get enough of him. He is the voice of their generation. The voice America needs.
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You're trending on bluesky, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
You're trending on bluesky, Charlie Brown
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An ICE agent was caught removing a sign marking an ICE kidnapping in DC last week! Do we think he did it out of anger, embarrassment, or most appropriately shame? If you think what you’re doing is right, why are you trying to hide the evidence? 👀
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
An ICE agent was caught removing a sign marking an ICE kidnapping in DC last week! Do we think he did it out of anger, embarrassment, or most appropriately shame? If you think what you’re doing is right, why are you trying to hide the evidence? 👀
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Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? Vote now on your phones
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? Vote now on your phones
I'm really upset by all the articles I'm seeing that treat him like he's not a murderous psycho
“The entire purpose of science is to search for existential truths,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told me. “It’s not subjective. It should be objective. I believe science is a place where you can find unity if you can get a conversation going.” www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
Why Is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. So Convinced He’s Right?
How an outsider, once ignored by the public-health establishment, became the most powerful man in science
www.theatlantic.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I'm really upset by all the articles I'm seeing that treat him like he's not a murderous psycho
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you don't actually have to talk to these people
“The entire purpose of science is to search for existential truths,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told me. “It’s not subjective. It should be objective. I believe science is a place where you can find unity if you can get a conversation going.” www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
Why Is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. So Convinced He’s Right?
How an outsider, once ignored by the public-health establishment, became the most powerful man in science
www.theatlantic.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
you don't actually have to talk to these people