Most Excellent Theophilus
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And Kamala literally worked at McDonald’s and their answer was to simply lie about it relentlessly until newspapers stopped calling it a lie and started calling it a “controversy about Kamala’s past.” I hate it here so bad.
This is real and everything is fine.
“I’m honored to stand before you as the very first former McDonald’s fry cook ever to become President of the United States.”
“I’m honored to stand before you as the very first former McDonald’s fry cook ever to become President of the United States.”
November 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
And Kamala literally worked at McDonald’s and their answer was to simply lie about it relentlessly until newspapers stopped calling it a lie and started calling it a “controversy about Kamala’s past.” I hate it here so bad.
"everything turned into the WWE"
The spectre of Vince McMahon haunts this damned nation
The spectre of Vince McMahon haunts this damned nation
Joe Rogan and Theo Von slam DHS for using Von's image in a video promoting deportation:
"I was like, oh my God, what the fuck are they doing? That's not how you envision the government."
"They were making, like, deportation hype videos with trap beats and shit. What are we doing? It's idiocracy."
"I was like, oh my God, what the fuck are they doing? That's not how you envision the government."
"They were making, like, deportation hype videos with trap beats and shit. What are we doing? It's idiocracy."
November 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
"everything turned into the WWE"
The spectre of Vince McMahon haunts this damned nation
The spectre of Vince McMahon haunts this damned nation
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Would hate to have to work with Wa-Luigi Coates on a group project
Imagine looking around America in 2025 and thinking, "What we need less of is morality."
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Would hate to have to work with Wa-Luigi Coates on a group project
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Wow, and the hits keep coming today.
'that Ukraine must accept' - or what? Putin will bomb their apartments? He's already doing that. Trump will freeze aid?
Who is negotiating for the USA that they think that these proposals are anything but non-starters?
'that Ukraine must accept' - or what? Putin will bomb their apartments? He's already doing that. Trump will freeze aid?
Who is negotiating for the USA that they think that these proposals are anything but non-starters?
Reuters:
U.S. PROPOSALS TO END WAR INCLUDE UKRAINE GIVING UP TERRITORY AND SOME WEAPONS, REDUCING SIZE OF ARMED FORCES, AMONG MANY OTHER POINTS – TWO PEOPLE FAMILIAR WITH THE MATTER // U.S. HAS SIGNALLED TO ZELENSKIY THAT UKRAINE MUST ACCEPT FRAMEWORK AND ITS MAIN POINTS, THE SOURCES SAY
U.S. PROPOSALS TO END WAR INCLUDE UKRAINE GIVING UP TERRITORY AND SOME WEAPONS, REDUCING SIZE OF ARMED FORCES, AMONG MANY OTHER POINTS – TWO PEOPLE FAMILIAR WITH THE MATTER // U.S. HAS SIGNALLED TO ZELENSKIY THAT UKRAINE MUST ACCEPT FRAMEWORK AND ITS MAIN POINTS, THE SOURCES SAY
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Wow, and the hits keep coming today.
'that Ukraine must accept' - or what? Putin will bomb their apartments? He's already doing that. Trump will freeze aid?
Who is negotiating for the USA that they think that these proposals are anything but non-starters?
'that Ukraine must accept' - or what? Putin will bomb their apartments? He's already doing that. Trump will freeze aid?
Who is negotiating for the USA that they think that these proposals are anything but non-starters?
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So nothing in this news segment mentions a BP agent using the muzzle of a loaded rifle to break this woman’s car window.
Uh…
Uh…
November 19, 2025 at 11:40 AM
So nothing in this news segment mentions a BP agent using the muzzle of a loaded rifle to break this woman’s car window.
Uh…
Uh…
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I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
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when we talk about efforts to "erase DEI" can we be more precise and say "efforts to re-segregate workplaces and schools"
Since 1981, Chicago Women in Trades has worked to promote equity by getting more women into the construction trades. Now the nonprofit faces a different challenge: Trump's efforts to erase DEI. n.pr/4pmCNr2
How a small Chicago nonprofit is resisting Trump's war on DEI
Since 1981, Chicago Women in Trades has worked to promote equity by getting more women into the construction trades. Now the nonprofit faces a different challenge: Trump's efforts to erase DEI.
n.pr
November 19, 2025 at 10:58 AM
when we talk about efforts to "erase DEI" can we be more precise and say "efforts to re-segregate workplaces and schools"
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If it is going to happen soon, let it be on live TV.
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
If it is going to happen soon, let it be on live TV.
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Like there were dinosaurs, then early mankind, a Renaissance, space travel and now a demented pedophile rapist President ranting on social media while signing his own political death warrant.
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Like there were dinosaurs, then early mankind, a Renaissance, space travel and now a demented pedophile rapist President ranting on social media while signing his own political death warrant.
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ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say.
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say
According to Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges, officers started the three-day sting on Nov. 5. They used several methods to find people who were attempting to solicit a 17-year-old girl for sex.
www.cbsnews.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say.
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
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If a reporter asked Mamdani about Charlie Kirk and he replied “a lot of people didn’t like him” we would have the biggest firestorm in media perhaps anyone has ever seen. Pitchforks & op eds everywhere. Non-stop.
November 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
If a reporter asked Mamdani about Charlie Kirk and he replied “a lot of people didn’t like him” we would have the biggest firestorm in media perhaps anyone has ever seen. Pitchforks & op eds everywhere. Non-stop.
what the fuck
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
what the fuck
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Dear Jeffrey,
How’s it going? Sorry about those federal sex trafficking charges, that must be a drag. Anyway, I was hoping to use my prominent position to manipulate a grad student into sex. You down for a strategy sesh? The pick-up artist books do not have a unit on this.
Thanks in advance,
Larry
How’s it going? Sorry about those federal sex trafficking charges, that must be a drag. Anyway, I was hoping to use my prominent position to manipulate a grad student into sex. You down for a strategy sesh? The pick-up artist books do not have a unit on this.
Thanks in advance,
Larry
November 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Dear Jeffrey,
How’s it going? Sorry about those federal sex trafficking charges, that must be a drag. Anyway, I was hoping to use my prominent position to manipulate a grad student into sex. You down for a strategy sesh? The pick-up artist books do not have a unit on this.
Thanks in advance,
Larry
How’s it going? Sorry about those federal sex trafficking charges, that must be a drag. Anyway, I was hoping to use my prominent position to manipulate a grad student into sex. You down for a strategy sesh? The pick-up artist books do not have a unit on this.
Thanks in advance,
Larry
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I will not be buying any World Cup tickets or merchandise due to FIFA’s collaboration with the Trump regime.
Gianni Infantino has a dictator fetish. It’s grotesque.
Gianni Infantino has a dictator fetish. It’s grotesque.
Fifa agrees World Cup matches can be moved at Trump’s request
The president has been warning host cities under Democratic control that he will call on Fifa’s president to switch venues if he deems there is a problem
www.thetimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I will not be buying any World Cup tickets or merchandise due to FIFA’s collaboration with the Trump regime.
Gianni Infantino has a dictator fetish. It’s grotesque.
Gianni Infantino has a dictator fetish. It’s grotesque.
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Charlotte-Mecklebburg Schools, according to reports, saw 15% of its students absent today amid Border Patrol operations in Charlotte. If that percentage of 15% happens Tuesday in Wake County due to the Border Patrol coming to Raleigh, 24.000 students could be absent from school. #nced #ncpol #wcpss
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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This is my second letter. I hear that you’re not calming. Do I really need to explain this again? I already asked the Corinthians to.
- St Paul
would all of God’s children please calm the fuck down
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This is my second letter. I hear that you’re not calming. Do I really need to explain this again? I already asked the Corinthians to.
- St Paul
would all of God’s children please calm the fuck down
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
- St Paul
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Maybe there are two Bubbas
Trump dances after wrapping up his speech to McDonald's franchise owners
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Maybe there are two Bubbas
they won't tell you, but this is the purpose of Advent
For Christmas this year you should extinguish all attachments
November 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
they won't tell you, but this is the purpose of Advent
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
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on the left: looks badass, but typically lives 6-8 years in the wild and many die even sooner
to the right: my family had one of those and she nearly made it to 20, sitting on her ass the entire time and figuring out exotic ways to sneak into the pantry to steal potato chips
to the right: my family had one of those and she nearly made it to 20, sitting on her ass the entire time and figuring out exotic ways to sneak into the pantry to steal potato chips
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
on the left: looks badass, but typically lives 6-8 years in the wild and many die even sooner
to the right: my family had one of those and she nearly made it to 20, sitting on her ass the entire time and figuring out exotic ways to sneak into the pantry to steal potato chips
to the right: my family had one of those and she nearly made it to 20, sitting on her ass the entire time and figuring out exotic ways to sneak into the pantry to steal potato chips
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You’re talking to the people who all said “I will get a disease that will suffocate me to death so I can go to The Cheesecake Factory without a mask on”
November 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
You’re talking to the people who all said “I will get a disease that will suffocate me to death so I can go to The Cheesecake Factory without a mask on”
You know the Holy Father hates having to deal with the founder of these clowns as the US ambassador to the Holy See
It’s atrocious and even goes so far as to explicitly defend family separation catholicvote.org/report/immig...
Immigration Enforcement and the Christian Conscience
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November 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
You know the Holy Father hates having to deal with the founder of these clowns as the US ambassador to the Holy See
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First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
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